Rebecca Kane

Rebecca Kane is an Astoria, Queens-based playwright, stage manager, indie theatre producer, merch girl, and oat milk enthusiast. Her writing has appeared in the Rising Sun Performance Company 2019 Laboratorium Residency on Governor’s Island, the Naked Angels Tuesdays@9 readings, and the New York Theatre Festival, among others. In summer of 2019, her parody Almost Maimed performed simultaneously in LadyFest at The Tank and in the inaugural season of Rogue Theatre Festival. She’s had two new works appear in CyberTank 2020, The Tank’s virtual 2020 season, one of which, Tight (Haha Nice), was filmed and streamed this past summer in both Orlando Fringe’s DigiFringe and Rogue Theater Festival (Rebecca was a playwright-in-residence at Rogue as well). In 2021, she received a City Artist Corps...

Rebecca Kane is an Astoria, Queens-based playwright, stage manager, indie theatre producer, merch girl, and oat milk enthusiast. Her writing has appeared in the Rising Sun Performance Company 2019 Laboratorium Residency on Governor’s Island, the Naked Angels Tuesdays@9 readings, and the New York Theatre Festival, among others. In summer of 2019, her parody Almost Maimed performed simultaneously in LadyFest at The Tank and in the inaugural season of Rogue Theatre Festival. She’s had two new works appear in CyberTank 2020, The Tank’s virtual 2020 season, one of which, Tight (Haha Nice), was filmed and streamed this past summer in both Orlando Fringe’s DigiFringe and Rogue Theater Festival (Rebecca was a playwright-in-residence at Rogue as well). In 2021, she received a City Artist Corps Grant from the New York Foundation of the Arts for developing a new play. She is a 2020-21 ensemble member of the Rising Sun Performance Company.
Member: Dramatists Guild

Scripts

A Sign You Were Alive

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

James is a single father desperately trying to protect his teenage daughter Chelsea after a mysterious pandemic turns her into a vampire. The pair go into hiding together, threatened by her growing hunger for blood and possibly dangerous nosy neighbors, but manage to bond through an endless canon of vampire movies for research.

CONTENT WARNING: mentions of death and illness, a fair amount of handling blood

James is a single father desperately trying to protect his teenage daughter Chelsea after a mysterious pandemic turns her into a vampire. The pair go into hiding together, threatened by her growing hunger for blood and possibly dangerous nosy neighbors, but manage to bond through an endless canon of vampire movies for research.

CONTENT WARNING: mentions of death and illness, a fair amount of handling blood

After Hours

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

After Hours is about to make their big break by making a song with the marginally more popular band The Intimates. Then the lyricist of After Hours catches the frontman of The Intimates committing a crime—at least, he thinks so. He has one beer-fueled night to figure out if the possible crime is enough to throw away their shot.

After Hours is about to make their big break by making a song with the marginally more popular band The Intimates. Then the lyricist of After Hours catches the frontman of The Intimates committing a crime—at least, he thinks so. He has one beer-fueled night to figure out if the possible crime is enough to throw away their shot.

Almost Maimed

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Almost Maimed is a gruesomely relatable parody about love, loss, and the brutality of ghosting. It's a series of vignettes, centering around losing your heart (literally) in modern romance.

Almost Maimed is a gruesomely relatable parody about love, loss, and the brutality of ghosting. It's a series of vignettes, centering around losing your heart (literally) in modern romance.

The Bomb

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

"If a fallout shelter is not available, go as far underground as possible. Bring adequate supplies to your shelter such as food, water, medical supplies, and a battery powered radio. Do not leave your shelter as fallout is deadly."
... Should we try to do something?

"If a fallout shelter is not available, go as far underground as possible. Bring adequate supplies to your shelter such as food, water, medical supplies, and a battery powered radio. Do not leave your shelter as fallout is deadly."
... Should we try to do something?

Bulletproof

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

P.J. needs a bulletproof idea to save his job. He may have taken this too literally.

P.J. needs a bulletproof idea to save his job. He may have taken this too literally.

Chemical Dependencies

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Through the aftermath of 9/11 and their band’s unexpected success, brothers Simon and Johnny struggle with addiction. With fame and depression, alcohol is not the only vice they must overcome, and they eventually find that their relationship might be the most dangerous dependency of all.

Through the aftermath of 9/11 and their band’s unexpected success, brothers Simon and Johnny struggle with addiction. With fame and depression, alcohol is not the only vice they must overcome, and they eventually find that their relationship might be the most dangerous dependency of all.

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Just after Roe vs. Wade is overturned, Abby is in dire need of help and doesn't even know it. Madeline, a hopeful mentor, knows it more than Abby even thinks is possible. How can Madeline make it clear that she knows what's best without coming right out and saying that Abby doesn't?

Just after Roe vs. Wade is overturned, Abby is in dire need of help and doesn't even know it. Madeline, a hopeful mentor, knows it more than Abby even thinks is possible. How can Madeline make it clear that she knows what's best without coming right out and saying that Abby doesn't?

Crawlspaceblog

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

By day, Claire runs a super hip Airbnb for budding writers in a beautiful forest. By night, she runs a blog detailing every secret of her guests' private nighttime routines as she spies on them from above – until a special new guest threatens more than just her nighttime hobby.

By day, Claire runs a super hip Airbnb for budding writers in a beautiful forest. By night, she runs a blog detailing every secret of her guests' private nighttime routines as she spies on them from above – until a special new guest threatens more than just her nighttime hobby.

Double Rainbow

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Sasha and Jenna take pics on vacation to send to Sasha's many demanding sponsorships. A beautiful double rainbow appears, giving them new ideas for content, including some sinister ones....

Sasha and Jenna take pics on vacation to send to Sasha's many demanding sponsorships. A beautiful double rainbow appears, giving them new ideas for content, including some sinister ones....

Dream Meaning

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Charlotte flips through a book of the meaning of symbols in our dreams, trying to figure out what a frequently occurring umbrella means, and how she can get rid of it. With her sister's help, she quickly figures out that what's tormenting her in the night can't be found in a book.

Charlotte flips through a book of the meaning of symbols in our dreams, trying to figure out what a frequently occurring umbrella means, and how she can get rid of it. With her sister's help, she quickly figures out that what's tormenting her in the night can't be found in a book.

Duet Rehearsal

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Katie and Ainsley stretch for their duet rehearsal. It's just like any other day -- they don't like their costumes, their teacher's on their case, their muscles feel tight. Except lately their teacher has REALLY been on their case in a close, unnerving way. But competition's coming up, and so is a high school dance, and they just can't seem to get the steps right.

Katie and Ainsley stretch for their duet rehearsal. It's just like any other day -- they don't like their costumes, their teacher's on their case, their muscles feel tight. Except lately their teacher has REALLY been on their case in a close, unnerving way. But competition's coming up, and so is a high school dance, and they just can't seem to get the steps right.

Flower Moon

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Ella awaits her monthly transformation into a werewolf at a facility designed to hold in people like her for safety. An attendant, Danny, senses that she needs a little more reassurance than four secure walls for security.

CONTENT WARNING: This play contains an implication of sexual assault.

Ella awaits her monthly transformation into a werewolf at a facility designed to hold in people like her for safety. An attendant, Danny, senses that she needs a little more reassurance than four secure walls for security.

CONTENT WARNING: This play contains an implication of sexual assault.

For Sure Gonna Die

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

A monologue about the symptoms of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and anxiety, and Ativan, and how when things aren't in order, you put them in order, and when things aren't in order, you put them in order, and when things aren't in order, you put them in order.

A monologue about the symptoms of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and anxiety, and Ativan, and how when things aren't in order, you put them in order, and when things aren't in order, you put them in order, and when things aren't in order, you put them in order.

Goat Face

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Four former theatre camp friends reunite at a wedding on their former campgrounds, reminiscing on a time when they were the cool kids – until some unexpected ghosts from their past bullying show up to the wedding, too.

Four former theatre camp friends reunite at a wedding on their former campgrounds, reminiscing on a time when they were the cool kids – until some unexpected ghosts from their past bullying show up to the wedding, too.

Ghosts at a Narcan Training

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

All Andy wanted was to attend this training he heard might be useful. Unfortunately for him, he arrives and learns that all Molly wanted was closure.

All Andy wanted was to attend this training he heard might be useful. Unfortunately for him, he arrives and learns that all Molly wanted was closure.

Graveyard Halloween Party [WIP]

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

In their favorite graveyard, a vampire and a ghost prepare for Halloween, the one night a year where they feel safe to walk among us regular humans. When a scary, stitched-together monster girl suddenly appears, the paranormal friends find out she may know how to find their only human friend that went missing the previous year – and befriend them in ways they didn’t even know they needed.

In their favorite graveyard, a vampire and a ghost prepare for Halloween, the one night a year where they feel safe to walk among us regular humans. When a scary, stitched-together monster girl suddenly appears, the paranormal friends find out she may know how to find their only human friend that went missing the previous year – and befriend them in ways they didn’t even know they needed.

Help From the Pod

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

"Even after passing, the mother has not dropped the infant’s corpse, carrying it where wherever she travels."

In 2018, a whale carried her dead calf for 17 days, in what some sources labeled an "apparent" display of grief. This is a play about a small family with a display of grief that is much more than "apparent" at around the same time.

"Even after passing, the mother has not dropped the infant’s corpse, carrying it where wherever she travels."

In 2018, a whale carried her dead calf for 17 days, in what some sources labeled an "apparent" display of grief. This is a play about a small family with a display of grief that is much more than "apparent" at around the same time.

Hi Neighbor! [WIP]

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Brian is just trying to have a relaxing night off in front of the T.V., but an overenthusiastic local councilman is pushing for more than just his vote. He just wants to come in and chat about it. It'll only take a minute...

Brian is just trying to have a relaxing night off in front of the T.V., but an overenthusiastic local councilman is pushing for more than just his vote. He just wants to come in and chat about it. It'll only take a minute...

I Name You (short version)

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Following a disastrous party and sexual assault, Sophia and Angela have kidnapped a frat boy to get every bit of revenge they could ever dream of, and build the most realistic voodoo doll their teenage dreams have ever seen. When emotions run high, unexpected information is revealed, and the torture begins, their basement turns into a special kind of hell, with each different demon grappling for control.

Following a disastrous party and sexual assault, Sophia and Angela have kidnapped a frat boy to get every bit of revenge they could ever dream of, and build the most realistic voodoo doll their teenage dreams have ever seen. When emotions run high, unexpected information is revealed, and the torture begins, their basement turns into a special kind of hell, with each different demon grappling for control.

I Name You (full-length)

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Following a disastrous party and sexual assault, Sophia and Angela have kidnapped a frat boy to get every bit of revenge they could ever dream of, and build the most realistic voodoo doll their teenage dreams have ever seen. When emotions run high, unexpected information is revealed, and the torture begins, their basement turns into a special kind of hell, with each different demon grappling for control. In...

Following a disastrous party and sexual assault, Sophia and Angela have kidnapped a frat boy to get every bit of revenge they could ever dream of, and build the most realistic voodoo doll their teenage dreams have ever seen. When emotions run high, unexpected information is revealed, and the torture begins, their basement turns into a special kind of hell, with each different demon grappling for control. In the full-length version of this story, Sophia and Angela's story is interwoven with other scenes depicting the gray areas of consent. Through the seemingly innocent and everyday settings of a music festival, a dance competition, a high school hallway, and a sleepover, we see moments of sex depicted in the most uncertain, painful, and realistic ways possible.

Is Anyone Watching This?

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Gabby is a normal American teenager, TikTok star with one hundred million followers, a Leo, a dancer, an influencer, and also the last human being in existence. #LikeAndSubscribe #HollerIfYouHearMe #BestieAreYouOutThere

Gabby is a normal American teenager, TikTok star with one hundred million followers, a Leo, a dancer, an influencer, and also the last human being in existence. #LikeAndSubscribe #HollerIfYouHearMe #BestieAreYouOutThere

Just Like Falling

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

My family has always had this thing. When we fall in love with someone, we start floating.

My family has always had this thing. When we fall in love with someone, we start floating.

Killing It

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Emerging stand-up comedian Jon is set to be featured in local reporter Rachel’s article about the intersection of comedians and trauma. This breakthrough moment would be scary, but at least he has his best friend and roommate, fellow comedian Andy, to lead him through it and work with him on new jokes. Everything seems to be working out… too bad Andy’s been dead for months.

Emerging stand-up comedian Jon is set to be featured in local reporter Rachel’s article about the intersection of comedians and trauma. This breakthrough moment would be scary, but at least he has his best friend and roommate, fellow comedian Andy, to lead him through it and work with him on new jokes. Everything seems to be working out… too bad Andy’s been dead for months.

Living Your Best Afterlife Support Group - Online Edition

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

When you existed for nine hundred sixty five years before Zoom, virtual versions vampire support groups might take some getting used to.

When you existed for nine hundred sixty five years before Zoom, virtual versions vampire support groups might take some getting used to.

Metal Bird

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Peyton was already an insecure young pop star even before she entered a relationship with Travis, an older, successful film director. When they stay for a few days in the lavish mansion of Travis's mentor and his classy trophy wife, Stephanie, Peyton finds herself haunted by the house's bizarre artwork and suddenly aware of some unexpected parallels between her and Stephanie's lives.

Peyton was already an insecure young pop star even before she entered a relationship with Travis, an older, successful film director. When they stay for a few days in the lavish mansion of Travis's mentor and his classy trophy wife, Stephanie, Peyton finds herself haunted by the house's bizarre artwork and suddenly aware of some unexpected parallels between her and Stephanie's lives.

Orbit: A Monologue

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Hi, I’m Cynthia, thank you for welcoming me today. Not really used to the whole group therapy atmosphere, do we—do we thank—well, too late, I did.
When I was thinking of—of her, today—it was when I went out to look at the sun.

Hi, I’m Cynthia, thank you for welcoming me today. Not really used to the whole group therapy atmosphere, do we—do we thank—well, too late, I did.
When I was thinking of—of her, today—it was when I went out to look at the sun.

Plastic Castle

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Three dolls pass another day in their castle-themed plastic home, trying to make sense of what’s different about today from their limited view. When one of them has had enough and decided today is the day she’s moving herself – without any human’s help – all three may get more movement than they ever dreamed was possible.

Three dolls pass another day in their castle-themed plastic home, trying to make sense of what’s different about today from their limited view. When one of them has had enough and decided today is the day she’s moving herself – without any human’s help – all three may get more movement than they ever dreamed was possible.

Safe Walk

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

It’s a normal night at University of Central Florida. Too bad that a normal night on campus has necessitated a volunteer-run service called S.A.V.E. to provide young women with a companion to walk them home after dark. Margot requests a volunteer and gets Michael. They don’t seem to have much in common at first -- and then, suddenly, sadly, too many of the same fears.

It’s a normal night at University of Central Florida. Too bad that a normal night on campus has necessitated a volunteer-run service called S.A.V.E. to provide young women with a companion to walk them home after dark. Margot requests a volunteer and gets Michael. They don’t seem to have much in common at first -- and then, suddenly, sadly, too many of the same fears.

SANTACON 2023

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

On the day of SantaCon, a semi-respectable dudebro named Lawrence endeavors to take two friends (of the less respectable variety) on a journey through emotional awareness as they drink their way through every bargain batch of shots they can find in lower Manhattan.

Along the way we pass by a collection of characters, each dressed in varying takes on Santa outfits -- or something else negatively affected by...

On the day of SantaCon, a semi-respectable dudebro named Lawrence endeavors to take two friends (of the less respectable variety) on a journey through emotional awareness as they drink their way through every bargain batch of shots they can find in lower Manhattan.

Along the way we pass by a collection of characters, each dressed in varying takes on Santa outfits -- or something else negatively affected by this unofficial holiday of weekend warriors.
It's a one-act comedy tackling alcohol abuse and toxic masculinity, but with a hint of love toward SantaCon itself, because let's face it -- even Santas get to cut loose once in a while.

CONTENT WARNINGS: alcohol consumption and abuse, other drug use, depictions of vomiting

The Sign: A Monologue

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

A finance bro finds himself lost and injured during an impromptu hiking trip. Faced with just time and quiet, he makes a list of everything he's sorry about it, praying God will just let him #LockIn and #RiseAndGrind one more time...

A finance bro finds himself lost and injured during an impromptu hiking trip. Faced with just time and quiet, he makes a list of everything he's sorry about it, praying God will just let him #LockIn and #RiseAndGrind one more time...

Spotting

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

At the last dance competition of the season, three top dancers from Performance Edge dance studio are starting to fall apart. Eileen is ready to break the rules, but her shady decisions may cost her more than just the win. Brendon thinks he has control over his shots at winning, but finds the tables turned in a violent way. Fern is happy dancing, even as anxiety and burnout are just below the surface. When the...

At the last dance competition of the season, three top dancers from Performance Edge dance studio are starting to fall apart. Eileen is ready to break the rules, but her shady decisions may cost her more than just the win. Brendon thinks he has control over his shots at winning, but finds the tables turned in a violent way. Fern is happy dancing, even as anxiety and burnout are just below the surface. When the adults in their life don't guide these kids the way they should, they choreograph their own way to victory, to disastrous consequences.

The Taste Matters Test Kitchen at the End of the World

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

Following the 2020 election on an alternate timeline, a group of food influencers (who are DEFINITELY NOT based on the implosion of any real cooking YouTube series) hop on a Zoom call to figure out their next set of recipe tutorials. Though some of them are all too aware of the imminent apocalypse, others are more focused on their subscribers and page views – until the bombs start dropping.

Following the 2020 election on an alternate timeline, a group of food influencers (who are DEFINITELY NOT based on the implosion of any real cooking YouTube series) hop on a Zoom call to figure out their next set of recipe tutorials. Though some of them are all too aware of the imminent apocalypse, others are more focused on their subscribers and page views – until the bombs start dropping.

Tight (Haha Nice)

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

1/3 modern romcom. 1/3 what they didn’t teach you in sex ed. 1/3 kegel jokes.

“Vaginismus is a condition where the muscles surrounding the entrance to the vagina involuntarily tighten, making penetration impossible or painfully uncomfortable.”
To you, this might be a collection of words you’re not used to reading, much less saying out loud. To Vaginismus.com, it’s a tagline, a preview of a deeper (pardon the...

1/3 modern romcom. 1/3 what they didn’t teach you in sex ed. 1/3 kegel jokes.

“Vaginismus is a condition where the muscles surrounding the entrance to the vagina involuntarily tighten, making penetration impossible or painfully uncomfortable.”
To you, this might be a collection of words you’re not used to reading, much less saying out loud. To Vaginismus.com, it’s a tagline, a preview of a deeper (pardon the pun) issue. To some women, it’s a very real obstacle to intimacy, in every sense of the word. To this play’s protagonist, it’s just a challenge.

Brooke has just been given a diagnosis she views as dooming her to a lifetime of painful sex. She’s determined to overcome it, using awkward conversations, dating apps, sex toys, friends with benefits, and an obscene amount of that free lube from Planned Parenthood. It may hurt her every step of the way, but hey! At least she’s getting laid, right?

The Work

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

A tradwife prepares a celebration meal for her husband. She wonders how she got here, misses what she used to dream of being, and bakes a perfect pie all the while.

Written for Daisy Theatricals' BLOOM Festival 2026

A tradwife prepares a celebration meal for her husband. She wonders how she got here, misses what she used to dream of being, and bakes a perfect pie all the while.

Written for Daisy Theatricals' BLOOM Festival 2026

Work Me, Lord

by Rebecca Kane

Synopsis

A pair of sisters face car trouble on their way out of Woodstock as one has an urgent audition the next day. They want to rehearse, but the younger keeps getting distracted by the musical memories of the past few days. As the sky gets dark, the distractions soon seem to be about far more than the music.

A pair of sisters face car trouble on their way out of Woodstock as one has an urgent audition the next day. They want to rehearse, but the younger keeps getting distracted by the musical memories of the past few days. As the sky gets dark, the distractions soon seem to be about far more than the music.