Jessi Pitts

Though Hijinx—the bright-eyed interface of a spaceship—would much rather be on an adventure with her world-weary captain Sue, it’s inspection day, and between their outdated systems and an inspector with an (im)personal vendetta, this adventure might just be their last. Accompanied by a synth-laced, pop-electronica score, Hijinx and Sue will learn a lot about friendship (and a little about buttholes too). Book by Jessi Pitts, Music by Daniel J.F. Wolfert, and Lyrics by both
This is a link to the Bite-Sized Broadway production of Hijinx & Sue: A Mini-Musical, which opened their second season. For rights or to access the script/score, please contact Jessi Pitts. Script is unavailable to be adapted for radio theater.

TEN MINUTE—The 'something blue' at Eliza's wedding is her sister.

FULL LENGTH—Ella Enchanted meets True West in this full length adaptation of Charles Perrault’s fairytale, Les Fées. Set against the backdrop of a sweltering New Mexico summer, the lives of sisters Fanny and Rose are changed when Rose is given a blessing: whenever she speaks, diamonds fall from her lips. Their mother sees this blessing as an opportunity to save their family from poverty, but Fanny sees the way the diamonds cut her sister's throat. An exploration of dysfunctional mother-daughter relationships, sisterhood, and self worth.

TEN MINUTE—Millie shares a few irrational fears with her friends

TEN MINUTE—Fern's late grandma has left her a stupidly gorgeous house, which would be amazing except for the fact that while she was alive, grandma was a raging dick.

ONE ACT THEATRE FOR YOUTH—Max and Hailey watch a cheesy, low-budget horror movie on their date. Max is good at pointing out all the mistakes characters make in horror movies, but Hailey is too preoccupied with the thought that they might be living through one.

ONE ACT or FULL LENGTH THEATRE FOR YOUTH—Bianca Bexley, a princess with a rebellious streak, has been framed for stealing her family's ruby and is sent to Duchess Darrington's Institute for Royal Delinquents. After a spell backfires, Bianca and her friends must find the real gem thief before the entire school falls prey to a deadly dancing plague.

FULL LENGTH—England, 1889. Charlotte Blackmore discovers that her betrothed is hiding someone in a shed at the edge of his property; someone who's a hundred years ahead of her time. A look into the "madwoman in the attic" trope and framed by hits of the 1980s.
Centers queer female characters.