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FULL-LENGTH. Work in progress. A former government contractor reunites with his former Army Sergeant at a remote Fire Warden's cabin in New Hampshire. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 50.
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LONG ONE-ACT. The Interim Head of a North Carolina university's English department addresses teachers after the abrupt exit of previous "Woke" head. It is suggested this role is played by a drag king. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 33. 50 minutes.

SHORT. A senior military affairs correspondent packs his things into a cardboard box along with other reporters at the Pentagon. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 49. 8 MINS. Read only. Not for production.

SHORT. A woman in her 20s eats pizza after a breakup. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 39. 6 MINS.

ONE-ACT. An American doctor in Zambia is having a tough morning---protestors on the road and patients at the hospital. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 49. 10-12 mins.

TEN-MINS. A Conservative expat in Hungary gets super drunk post-election night at the Danube Institute. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES (unassigned)

SHORT. An Italian grandmother on Staten Island is out of breath. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUE, VOLUME 49. 5-6 MINS.

SHORT. A Master Sergeant on an Air Force Base in Guam speaks some truth on Good Friday. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 20. ONLY FOR READING, NOT PRODUCTION. 7 MINS.

SHORT. A Republican senator's fixer/lawyer negotiates a million dollar book deal with a NY publisher. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 21. 7 MINS.

SHORT. A Navy wife frantically gets her children ready for the airport. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 4. 6 mins.

SHORT. A psychiatric nurse doesn't want a detainee removed from suicide watch. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 49. 5 mins.

SHORT. Chief of Security at a private prison instructs some guards on an assignment. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME AMERICANS, VOLUME 27. 4 MINS.

SHORT. A physicist has a meltdown of global proportions at a Gay Denny's, 1 am on Friday. PART OF SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 49. 8 mins.

SHORT. A Deputy Chief of Staff for the White House has an appointment in an underground parking garage. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 27. 5 minutes.

SHORT. A delegate for the US at the United Nations takes a breather after a historic vote. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 49. 8 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. Army Veteran now Poll Watcher welcomes the trainees at a former Chuck E Cheese in New Jersey. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 24. 5 MINS.

SHORT. A mother has some choice words for a high school principal. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES (unassigned) 5 mins.

SHORT. The White House Chief of Staff prevents access to the President. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES (unassigned) 2-3 mins.

SHORT. A Muslim-American mechanic for the Air Force prays during a rocket attack on the Qatari base. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 49. 8 MINS.

SHORT. A high school Drama Teacher has some advice for the temps during Lunch Hour. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 10. 6 mins.

SHORT. Charlotte gets her cookie table ready in the church lobby. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 19. 3 MINS.

SHORT. X-rated. NOT FOR AUDITION BECAUSE OF ADULT/SEXUAL CONTENT, DON'T EVEN TRY IT. A Republican Virigina State Delegate objects to the majority's budget proposal---while taking off his clothing. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 44. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A middle-schooler makes their Biology teacher uncomfortable. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 15. 2 1/2 MINS.

SHORT. Kookie's grandfather complains about the expensive birthday party at Sugar Town. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 7. 6 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. A forensic pathologist in Florida records some notes after another autopsy. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 47. 4 MINS.

SHORT. Izzy, who escaped the wokeness of the US, finds himself recovering in a military hospital during the Russia-Ukraine War. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 23. 8 MINS.

FULL-LENGTH. Work in progress. The forty-eighth volume on American themes. This volume is on news coverage and reporters. This volume includes: MEAT PUPPET, ATTORNEY GENERAL, SURROGATE, ZELLA JOHNSON BREAKING NEWS REPORTER, LIOR DRUCKER CUB REPORTER, KAI WARREN FIELD CORRESPONDENT, DIRECTOR OF STRATEGIC COMMUNICATIONS AT THE WHITE HOUSE OFFICE OF PUBLIC LIAISON, BARINDA BUCKLEY EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT OF EDITORIAL OPERATIONS, HANNAH CHASE NEWS DIRECTOR, and JUSTIN FABRO FORMER ANCHORMAN FOR GOOD MORNING ST. LOUIS,

Work in progress. FULL-LENGTH. The forty-ninth volume on American themes. This one is on Americans responding to corruption and cruelty. WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT, JAIME THE MAR-A-LAGO SERVER, KENNY WALLACE SENIOR PENTAGON CORRESPONDENT, LUCA'S NONNA, PAULINA HARGITAY PSYCHIATRIC NURSE, MAT (OR, MISSION ASSURANCE TECHNICIAN), HEATHER HUMBOLDT SENIOR COUNSELOR TO THE U.S. REPRESENTATIVE TO THE UNITED NATIONS, WRECKER, DR. JEROME KELLY.

SHORT. A weather anchor addresses a stubborn weather phenomenon over Idaho. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 36.

SHORT. An AMC (Air Mission Commander) preps the crew and agents of a Blackhawk before its next target. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 27. 7 MINS.

ONE-ACT. A philosopher of Medical Ethics and PhD Candidate facing political threats on her career and life seeks an intervention from the one and only Megan Thee Stallion. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 33. 15 MINS.

ONE-ACT. Loretta cleans up the living room after the death of her father, a retired coal miner of Mingo County, West Virginia. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 29, 25 MINS.

SHORT. An Army Captain searches for some members of Congress at a Black Tie affair on Capitol Hill. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 49. 6 MINS.

10 MINS. A white, conservative donor takes a tour of the African-American Museum of History and Culture at the Smithsonian. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 40.

SHORT. A Sikh-American Army Major responds to some non-American officers at NATO HQ. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 36. 6 MINS. Read only. Not for production.

SHORT. A Florida tomato farmer has some bad news for the Salvation Army Pantry. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 38. 7 MINS.

SHORT. A white woman plays decoy on the highway near Clewiston, Florida. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 47. 5 MINS.

SHORT. In a shared laundry room in Cleveland, Ohio a woman stresses about her husband's interview. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 32. 5 MINS.

SHORT. An Arizona soccer mom demands the kids follow the rules during snack time! Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 16. 5-6 mins.

SHORT. An air traffic controller, the only one in the Tower, tries to survive a 12 hour shift. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 46. 5 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. A news director of a Portland station gives the latest in her investigation on a missing reporter to some legal counsel. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 48. 8 mins.

ONE-ACT. An ex-anchorman in a bathrobe overshares at his shrink session. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 48. 13 mins.

SHORT. A grandmother in Maryland confronts a City Hall committee during their discussion on police budget. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 32. 4 minutes.

SHORT. A Hindu student majoring in Advanced Computing at a Christian university in New Jersey can't attend Campus Yoga anymore. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 20. 5 mins. Read only. Not for production.

ONE-ACT. A genderfluid park ranger in Tennessee stands up for their Wiccan faith. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 20. 13 MINS.

SHORT. A pharmacy technician during their first year out of school has a moral dilemma. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 35. 2 MINS.

SHORT. The new VP of Editorial Operations addresses the broadcasting company after some layoffs and organizational changes. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 48. 5 MINS.

TEN-MINUTES. A former Hollywood B-List actor with late Stage 2 ALS gives his last interview. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 46.

SHORT. A US addiction physician takes a break from jogging in British Columbia. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 16. 5 MINS.

SHORT. A Democratic Candidate for Senator in West Virginia hands out some of her donations at a Food Bank. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 21. 7-8 mins.

SHORT. A Nevada inmate who's part of the Saw Team fighting fires wonders about his future. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 26. 5 MINS. Read only. Not for production.

SHORT. A White House Correspondent asks the Press Secretary about what's keeping the President active during a government shutdown. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 49

SHORT. Jaime scrapes lobster tail, oysters and other food off plates after a Halloween dinner party at Mar-a-Lago. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 49. 5 MINS. Read only. Not for production.

SHORT. A Mobile Pharmacy Tech, aka Traveling Nurse, survives an accident on a county road in Central Appalachia, Kentucky. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 46. 8 MINS.

SHORT. A NASA scientist repurposes her kid's display board from the Science Fair for a presentation in Washington DC. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 46. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A Head of Real Estate Development at a Cleveland bank addresses their staff. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 31. 5 MINS.

TEN MINS. It's brunch time for this Non-Profit worker. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 19.

SHORT. A military spouse talks about being a Girl Dad and missing his wife who's stationed overseas. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 39. 4 mins.

SHORT. A civil rights lawyer makes an oral argument for compensation. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 21. 8 mins.

SHORT. Someone from the White House relays the President's order to the American Tennis Association. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 48. 4 mins.

ONE-ACT. The US Trade Representative to Norway tries to persuade some members on the Nobel Prize Committee--during a sauna session. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. VOLUME 21. 13-15 MINS.

SHORT. An election worker deals with another threat. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 24. 6 MINS. Read only. Not for production.

SHORT. Bianca Brava, dressed up to celebrate her birthday, can't stop talking about all the free food she gets. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 18. 7 MINS.

ONE-ACT. An actor who sold their face and likeness for AI productions struggles with auditions. This monologue includes hilarious and creepy renditions of AI videos. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 41. 15 mins.

TEN MINS. A socialite in Connecticut needs a new companion. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 34.

SHORT. Before a Christian women's book club starts, a woman has a complaint. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 45. 5 mins.

SHORT. Fred chews out some guy in a Sports Bar. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 36. 3 MINS.

SHORT. A twentysomething white supremacist enjoys a break from militia target practice in a Wisconsin limestone quarry. Not appropriate for audition or competition. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 21. 5 mins.

ONE-ACT. Maggie Prescott, a medical student in Chicago, has a meltdown after her mentor's criticism. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 40. 15 mins.

SHORT. Bubba is on a romantic date with his wife celebrating some debt relief. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 36. 4 mins.

SHORT. A former college cheerleader, now climate change denying freshman senator, delivers a speech at a red ribbon cutting ceremony on the site of a future coal processing facility. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 29. 6 mins.

SHORT. A field correspondent returns to the newsroom after an injury at an immigration protest. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 48. 6 mins.

SHORT. A former fashion model now action hero looks at some designer dresses on a rack, while considering an upcoming film festival's restrictive dress code. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 37. 6 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. A young campaign strategist addresses some Republicans in a hotel conference room. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 24. 6 MINS.

ONE ACT. A Maryland director of curriculum and instruction for Pre-K to 5th grade has some bad news. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 46. 15 mins.

ONE-ACT. An agricultural real estate broker gets real with a dairy cow farmer in New Mexico. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 27. 12 mins.

SHORT. A doomsday prepper packs for the big move to the Wilds of Pennsylvania. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 43. 4 mins.

SHORT. A CEO has some great news for his shareholders. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 26. 5 mins.

SHORT. Emery, a factory worker, watches their mini pizza microwaving during lunchtime while complaining about the immigration protests in Los Angeles. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 40. 4 mins.

ONE-ACT. A Pentecostal church mother gives some support and advice. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 44. 15 mins.

SHORT. A National Guard in California can't get to sleep after a day at the protest. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 47. 3 MINS.

SHORT. Work in progress. Kyra plays kitchen with her three-year-old daughter. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 18. 5 MINS.

SHORT. A very important woman answers some media questions before a luncheon for professionals of pediatric healthcare. This can be played by a drag queen. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 38. 2 1/2 mins.

Work in progress. ONE-ACT. A stuntwoman is having a difficult time with physical therapy. PART OF SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 41. 15 MINS.

ONE-ACT. A dominatrix with a snake whip delivers a mandate for her payhogs, live from her dungeon. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 44. 12-15 mins.

SHORT. A woman admires her blow-out and makeup before a photo opp. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 47. 4 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. An executive producer for an upcoming slasher film stops by the casting room with dessert. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 41. 4 mins.

SHORT. A US diplomatic envoy chats it up with some Qatari politicians. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 43. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A volunteer from a neighborhood watch assists some children in Massachusetts. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 47. 2 1/2 mins.

FULL LENGTH. The forty-seventh volume of monologues. This volume is about hatred toward immigrants, permanent residents and the undocumented. The volume includes (for now): CHARLIE, HONEYLYN, PINK VEST, BETSY FERGUSON, PRINCESS PATRIOT, SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE, STACEY SOMBRERO, BILLY JEAN TOOMERS CRAFT PROJECT QUEEN, BRIAN BOYLE BEAT REPORTER, UNIDENTIFIED CALIFORNIA ARMY NATIONAL GUARD, FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST.

Work in progress. FULL-LENGTH. The forty-sixth volume of monologues. This volume is on government cuts, taking away funds from programs/departments/people. The volume includes (for now): BOB THE CONTROLLER, ZURI HODGES ARCHAEOLOGIST, MORGAN FIELD COORDINATOR, XANTHIA VACCINE RESEARCH SCIENTIST, JETT KINGSLEY, TAYLOR EVERHART DIRECTOR OF ELEMENTARY CURRICULUM AND INSTRUCTION, DEBBIE SHEPHERD THE TRAVELING NURSE, ROCKET MOM.

SHORT. Isaiah, a Christian bodybuilder-influencer, has some advice and a prayer for his viewers. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 36. 4 mins.

SHORT. A medical assistant worries about helping her severely sick neighbor after work. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 47. 5 mins.

SHORT. A coffee-addicted archaeologist at Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming talks to some parkgoers lining up to use the toilet. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 46. 7 MINS.

ONE-ACT. A gay4pay content creator and porn actor responds to his viewers after cancellation, live on Muscle Cam from his shitty hotel room in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, a few days before Pride Weekend. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. VOLUME 28. 13 mins.

Work progress. SHORT. A beat reporter responds to being disciplined for how he reported on a kidnapping. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 47. 5 MINS.

SHORT. Doug makes a final plea before execution. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 26. 7 MINS.

SHORT. A Christian mom has a complaint at her second grade son's Parent-Teacher Meeting --at the public school. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 25. 6 mins.

Work in progress. SHORT. Billie Jean Craft Project Queen makes a scene outside of the craft store. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, 47. 7 mins.

SHORT. Noreen, a Republican, is upset with her brother, a Democrat. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 43. 5 mins

SHORT. A government legal liaison shows up at a Manhattan law firm. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 21. 6 mins.

Work in progress. TEN-MINS. K Z, a genderqueer director for Pride-in-the-Park, goes over the list of vendors/exhibitors months before the festival. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 17.

SHORT. A golf club champion takes time for prayer. Can be played by a woman in drag. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 27. 3 mins.

SHORT. The official polygraph examiner for candidate screening for the Administration asks some interesting questions. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 21. 6 mins.

SHORT. A chaperone consoles some high school marching band students in a hotel lobby. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 47. 7 mins.

SHORT. An older woman talks about the people that she snitches on in the apartment complex. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 40. 6 mins.

SHORT. An attorney responds to a US District judge. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 27. 4 mins.

SHORT. Xanthia Lennox, a Harvard PhD candidate, can't concentrate on Yoga. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 46. 7 MINS.

SHORT. Morgan, a field coordinator for Catholic Relief Services in South Sudan, waits at the Juba International Airport for a flight back to the United States. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 46. 6 mins.

SHORT. Patty shows off her entertainment room in her basement, the perfect place for a party for middle schoolers. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 45. 3 mins.

SHORT. An undeclared sophomore college student doesn't want to read a novel for American Literature class. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. VOLUME 11. 6 MINS.

SHORT. Mitch Scumford, manager of Scumford Delivery Truck Rental, reads a communication that he will send to his staff. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 36.

SHORT. Christie Strickland has some big news to share on Zoom from her rural home in Northern Idaho. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 27. 6 mins.

Work in progress. SHORT. A father reflects on showing up for his son's first grade class where he spoke about his job as a "vending machine stuffer." Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 38. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A high school truancy officer drops off some flowers for a deceased student, the day after the funeral. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 45. 7 mins.

SHORT. A victim of physical assault reflects on what happened. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 38. 4 MINS.

SHORT. After a night shift, Chelsea talks to a newbie out back behind Cheesecake Company Restaurant. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 38. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A Hungarian immigrant/socialite on Martha's Vineyard can't wait for the renovation of her mansion. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 40. 3 mins.

SHORT. The President of a national queer organization tries to enjoy her vacation in Provincetown. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 19. 5 MINS.

SHORT. A pastor gives a speech before a mass baptism at the Texas-Mexico border. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 43. 6 MINS

SHORT. This Special Agent in Charge for ICE works on Sunday. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 47. 2 1/2 MINS. Not for audition.

SHORT. The US Ambassador to Ukraine has a late-night phone call and makes some strange demands on behalf of POTUS. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 27. 5 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. The President's teenage son is on the phone with his GF. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. Unassigned.

SHORT. Aman Ahmadi, a 13-year-old refugee from Afghanistan works on their ESL workbook. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 3. 7 MINS. Read only. Do not produce.

SHORT. The fires are burning in Los Angeles, but a luxury real estate agent's work is not over. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 34. 4 MINS.

SHORT. A 13-year-old in Missouri can't concentrate on the ball game after his best friend's accident. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 45. 6 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. Ari, a trans student studying Psychology at a Christian Liberal Arts College, is suspended for sexual harassment. Because they misgendered a cisgender student. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 11. 6 mins.

SHORT. A 12-year-old cleans her kid sister's doll so it's just right for the Fourth of July parade. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 45. 7 MINS.

Work in progress. FULL-LENGTH. The forty-fifth volume, this one on child abuse/violence against children. The volume includes DRILL SERGEANT COOPER MCCOOLEY, RANCHER'S WIFE, BISHOP FULLERTON, PERFECT PARTY PLANNER, PATRIOT GIRL, MONIQUE, BATTER UP, TODD THE TRUANCY OFFICER, ELOISE, GLORIA ABERNATHY.

SHORT. Bernadette from Quality Assurance was denied parental bonding time. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 30. 7 mins.

SHORT. A drill sergeant breaks the spirit of some new recruits. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 45. 6 mins

SHORT. A first-year Law Student can't wait for a conference. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 43. 8 MINS.

ONE-ACT. A pizza deliverer is handcuffed in a jail's interrogation room in West End, Atlanta. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 34. 12 MINS.

SHORT. After another mass shooting, the Republican President delivers a short speech at a vigil via Live Feed. Because he can't attend, he's too busy. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 13,

SHORT. A machinist in Tennessee defends his preaching at work. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 35. 8-9 MINS.

SHORT. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 43. NOT FOR AUDITION. 5 MINS.

FULL-LENGTH. Forty-fourth volume, this one on Christianity and subjects of sexuality. This volume includes for now: PERFECT GENTLEMAN, CHURCH MOUSE MARTHA, SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, HONORARY CITIZEN OF UGANDA, ARMY NURSE, THE GROUNDSKEEPER, VIRGINIA STATE DELEGATE, ARIEL, RENT BOY, LADY VELORA LATEX QUEEN.

SHORT. The Speaker of the House of Representatives takes a private phone call. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 44. 7 MINS.

SHORT. A rancher's wife called the cops. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 45. 9 mins.

Work in progress. FULL-LENGTH. The forty-third volume of monologues focusing on right-wing Christians. This volume includes (for now) NOREEN, GRANNY SUNSHINE, TIMBO BURLY, JUST ANOTHER GUN SELLER, PASTOR VAUGHAN VALOR, SCHOLAR OF LAW, OBADIAH STOKES, DOMINIC COCHON US DIPLOMATIC ENVOY, PREPPER.

SHORT. A man delivers the words of the widower, his older brother, at a funeral. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 9. 8 MINS.

SHORT. A cowboy in Colorado is ready for a date. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 44. 7-8 mins.

SHORT. A Texan wins big! Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 9. 3 1/2 MINS.

SHORT. Out on bail, a man defends himself. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, unassigned. 7 MINS.

SHORT. A Catholic bishop dictates to his secretary an Eastertime communication on fund-raising. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 45. 6 mins.

SHORT. A manager for a claims processing vendor for hospitals addresses their team. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 16. 6 mins.

SHORT. Timbo Burly, Proud Boy and MMA fighter, sells you a patriotic product. 5 MINS. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 43.

SHORT. A newbie CEO responds to a big loss. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 34. 5 MINS.

ONE-ACT. Helena Domina, a celebrity sex performer, stands up for herself as a mother. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 39. 20 MINS.

SHORT. Kristen waits for her tires to get rotated at the auto body shop. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 4. 7 mins.

SHORT. A mother worries about her daughter's health. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 30. 5 mins. Can be played by a drag queen.

ONE ACT. Gail Boucher finally attends a support group for survivors of domestic violence. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 8. 15 mins.

ONE-ACT. Content Warning: For Adults Only. Beyond NC-17. Graphic sex acts are described.
In rural Arkansas, a young man waits for dinner at a coworker's house. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 28. 25-30 MINS.

SHORT. A Silicon Valley A.I. billionaire admires some kid artwork before an appreciation dinner at a museum. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 19. 7 mins.

SHORT. A veteran employee picks up an award in Las Vegas! Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 42. 10 MINS.

SHORT. Britney, a barista in a Drive-Thru coffee "shed," complains about life and not many tips. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 5. 8 mins.

SHORT. A gay prostitute talks to a man in a hotel room after a convention. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 44. 5-6 MINS.

SHORT. First day at college and she doesn't like her dorm room. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 31. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A superintendent prepares for a new school year following statewide mandates. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 25. 5 MINS. Can be played by any actor of any gender identity.

SHORT. A motion capture actor for the videogame industry stops a scene. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 8. 7 MINS.

ONE-ACT. A retiree works on their finances while being annoyed by a pet bird. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 1. 15 MINS.

SHORT. Ariel returns to Pride in the park after a break. Part of SOME: AMERICANS SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 44. 7 mins.

SHORT. A mother keeps her kids safe during an ice storm. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 10. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A humanitarian prepares for a video shoot. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 18. 5 MINS.

SHORT. A superfan waits in line for an autograph. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 19. 7 MINS.

ONE-ACT. The head of a monastery stops pancake breakfast to defend himself against an accusation. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 40. 12-15 MINS.

SHORT. A former Miss Louisiana, now surrogate for the Republican Presidential candidate, answers the Liberal Media. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 48. 5 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. A Wyoming woman cleans up after her husband at night of Election Day. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 39. 7 MINS.

SHORT. Ximora, a school nurse in rural Utah, had items stolen from her office. And she's furious. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 22. 6 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. Cheyenne won't leave the news station until they're interviewed. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 26. 6 MINS.

SHORT. Actor Dean Edgars picks up a big award in Italy even after being cancelled in America. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 41. 9 MINS.

SHORT. Zosha's bank closed her account. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 28. 7 MINS.

SHORT. A student in an Eastern Oklahoma high school decides to make the most of Morning Announcements - and Prayer. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 20. 8 MINS.

ONE-ACT. Archie, a janitor at an NFL Stadium, picks up trash after a game. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 4. 15 MINS.

SHORT. During the Christmas season in Maine, a university student on work study tries to find the whereabouts of an Angolan refugee. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 6. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A fifth-grader's stomach growls during Lunch Period in South Dakota. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 38. 3 MINS.

Work in progress. ONE-ACT so far. 55 MINS. The forty-first volume, this one on Hollywood. For now includes BODY MAN OF TINSELTOWN, BRYSON BRAUN ACTION MOVIE SUPERSTAR, DEAN EDGARS RECIPIENT OF LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT IN FILM ACTING, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER FOR THE SUMMER SLASHER “SYMPHONY OF SLAUGHTER”, BLAZE O'BANNON HOLLYWOOD STUNTWOMAN, DIGITAL PERSONA.

Work in progress. SHORT. Arno doesn't want his mother living with him anymore--it's driving him crazy! Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, unassigned. 8-9 MINS.

SHORT. An adjunct teacher of English Studies gets drunk at Happy Hour. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 19. 5 MINS.

SHORT. A minister of Prosperity Gospel in Georgia returns from an African trip. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 34. 8 MINS.

TEN-MINS. A coroner in a Hollywood morgue delivers the findings of the most recent celebrity death. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 41.

Work in progress. TEN-MINUTES. An employee of a HAZMAT company has a lot to say to a news reporter in a motel room in Northern Maine. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. Unassigned.

FULL LENGTH. The nineteenth volume of monologues, this one on performative allyship. This volume includes THICK BOY, DEI STRATEGIST, ANTI-RACIST FOOD CREATOR, ALAN THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE ENGLISH TEACHER, SUPERFAN, TRUST FUND BABY, ADVOCATE, CHARLOTTE THE CHURCH LADY, THE PHILANTHROPIST, AVOCADO TOAST AFICIONADO.

Work in progress. ONE-ACT so far (50 mins) The thirty-fifth volume on American themes. The volume includes (for now, more to be added): CHAPLAIN CHUMMY, MISS MARMALADE TEACHER OF ETIQUETTE AND MANNERS, ANSEL GRIMM PROFESSOR OF GYNECOLOGY, CNC MACHINIST (or, AMATEUR PREACHER), JUDE (PHARMACY TECHNICIAN), EUGENIA VICKERS.

ONE-ACT. Ida Ho, a young drag queen and senior college student in Florida, tells you why her final semester is Literally a Nightmare. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 33. 30-35 MINS.

SHORT. A first-time congress member who switched to the Republican party takes to the airwaves at a conservative radio station. She responds to critics who say she deceived voters. Part of SOME AMERICANS SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 24. 6 MINS.

SHORT. Chris Falcon, cowboy boots and hat, makes a re-election bid for State Auditor at the State Fair in Jackson, Mississippi. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 24. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A father has a lot to say at a school board meeting. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 25. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A guy waits for his time in court. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 31. 7 mins.

TEN MINS. Zamera needs your help choosing the right Prom dress. Because, duh, you're her friends. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 18.

SHORT. Gary, a Unicorn Prince, defends his castle from ogres. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 22. 5 Mins.

Work in progress. ONE-ACT. A Ukrainian refugee finds herself in a Missouri detention center with two cellmates but only two bunks. Part of VOLUME 26 of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. 12 MINS.

SHORT. A skater girl in Wisconsin stops to observe a march through downtown. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 20. 5 MINS.

SHORT. An Italian altar girl in a Rhode Island Catholic church chews out some altar boys. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 39. 7 MINS.

SHORT. A professor of Gynecology at a Jesuit Catholic Medical School answers a student's question. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 35. 8-9 mins.

SHORT. A Juvenile Court Judge responds to a reporter about accusations of racism. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 26. 8-9 MINS.

SHORT. Dev had their first detention since moving to rural Tennessee. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 22. 6 MINS.

SHORT. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. (unassigned) 7 MINS.

SHORT. A Republican speechwriter for an Alabama Governor gets a difficult assignment. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 38. 7 mins.

Work in progress. ONE-ACT so far. 50 MINS. The thirty-seventh volume, this one on body-shaming, body acceptance and positivity. This volume includes (for now) BLANK GAY PROFILE, @magnusmuscle, MEGAN, ELIZA DONNELLY, WILMA WITH THE WEATHER, MOLLY MARATHONER. RHI STANTON HOLLYWOOD STAR.

SHORT. Eliza returns to her former high school to confront administration about her little sister being bullied. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 37. 8 MINS.

SHORT. A landlord of several apartment complexes addresses his staff before renewal season. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 31.

FULL LENGTH. The thirty-third volume on American themes. This volume is on anti-intellectual and Republican/Christian pressure/influence on colleges/universities. This volume includes QUENTIN QUARTERBACK, IDA HO, HOTTIE HOTTIE HOTTIE (or, PhD CANDIDATE FOR ILLINOIS STATE UNIVERSITY'S DEPARTMENT OF PHILOSOPHY, EMPHASIS IN BIOETHICS AND MORAL EPISTEMOLOGY), and DR. JABEZ CHUMLEY PROFESSOR OF AMERICAN LITERATURE

SHORT. Mrs. Marmalade scolds some students for bullying. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 35. 7 MINS.

ONE ACT. An Army veteran is having a difficult time during Moving Day. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 23. 15 mins.

SHORT. A pro-bodybuilder/fitness influencer responds to cyberbullies. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 37. 7-8 MINS.

SHORT. She didn't have any success at speed dating again. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 30. 9 MINS.

SHORT. You really need a description? Read the title again, ha. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES (unassigned). 5 MINS+.

SHORT. CONTENT WARNING: deals with sexual assault. Not appropriate for audition.
A nurse in an ICE detention center responds to another accusation from an inmate. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 26. 7 MINS.

Work in progress. FULL-LENGTH. The thirty-second volume of monologues, this one about the police. The volume includes ROOKIE MCPHILLIPS, FIRST-TIME PROTESTER, MICHELLE MUELLER, MRS. MAUDE MEADOWS, WADE WRIGHTMAN, NIGHT OWL (PARAMEDIC), SWAT OFFICER #11

Work in progress. FULL-LENGTH. The thirty-sixth volume of monologues, this one on toxic masculinity. This volume includes (for now) CHENELLE (MEDICAL RECEPTIONIST), HUBBY HUEY, WORLD'S BEST HUSBAND, TOMMY THE TWINK, BURGER BOY, MITCH SCUMFORD, BUBBA, ISAIAH IRON AND SALVATION, FRED, DOUGLAS DOOLEY, REF CHET DE YOUNG, MAJOR JUJHAR SINGH KALSI.

SHORT. A gym guy stands up against homophobia. Because it's Pride Month, duh. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 19. 5 MINS.

SHORT. A woman sells her mother's possessions at a yard sale. Everything must be sold. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 31. 6 MINS.

SHORT. Waneeta's dream got interrupted by some cops. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 31. 5-6 MINS.

SHORT. A 15-year-old waits to visit his older brother at an Atlanta hospital. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 29. 9 mins. Read only. Not for production please.

SHORT. An Army nurse at a base in Saudi Arabia questions some health data. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 44. 7 mins.

ONE ACT. A snow bunny tries to remind her girlfriends and everyone else in the Aspen resort about the true meaning of Christmas. And she brought a little friend. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 6. 15 MINS.

SHORT. A Republican state Attorney General addresses the news media soon after a controversial court case. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 48. 7 MINS.

Work in progress. First draft. ONE-ACT. Qasim Halawani, a Syrian refugee living in Maine, was fired from his volunteer position as a candy striper. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 16. 12 mins. Read only. Not for production.

SHORT. Bonnie Bunion makes a 911 call from her local library. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 22. 4 MINS.

SHORT. A son comes back home to say something at Town Hall about fracking. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 29. 7 MINS.

TEN-MINS. Ethan Garner, a Labor & Delivery nurse in Anchorage, Alaska addresses his interns after a violent incident. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 8.

SHORT. A white cis gay guy with six-pack abs waits in line for the Port-a-Potty while complaining about Pride. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 40. 6 MINS.

SHORT. Celebrate the Fourth of July with incredible savings at Pat Stevitz Furniture Emporium! Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. (unassigned) 4 MINS.

SHORT. A secretary in a Florida high school is written up for not following the principal's order. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 22. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A Correctional Medical Physician at a private prison in Arizona notices some gaps in a work schedule. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 26. 6 MINS.

SHORT. Tommy would rather be at White Castle than the gay bar. Part of VOLUME 36 of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. 4 MINS.

Work in progress. FULL LENGTH. The thirty-first volume of monologues, this one on the subject of housing. This volume includes: MORNING PERSON, TERRANCE (MAINTENANCE MAN), WANEETA OF WICHITA, BRAT, TENANT 12G, SYLVESTER THE SLUMLORD, BARRON OF ROANOKE, DUTIFUL DAUGHTER, WENDY ZIELIŃSKA, VICKiE.

SHORT. A first responder tries to further assistance from the police after a young mother gives birth. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 9. 5 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. A young person, nursing a bloody face, reflects on their first-time protesting after the protest got broken up by police. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 32. 5 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. A drunk DEI Strategist celebrates Juneteenth on the beach in New Jersey. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 19. 7 MINS.

SHORT. Nellerine is worried about a young man who lives above her on the fifth floor. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 4. 6 MINS.

Work in progress. ONE ACT. While trying to figure out what to order at a Thai restaurant, a Journalism student/cub reporter talks about the previous evening's dinner with classmates. Part of VOLUME 48 of SOME AMERICANS: SOME AMERICANS. 15 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. A volunteer feeding people experiencing homelessness in Oklahoma can't help complaining about the police spying on them. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 38. 7 MINS.

SHORT. A factory farmworker in Texas drinks some beer while talking about pigs. CONTENT WARNING: This deals with sexual assault. This is NOT appropriate for auditions or competition. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, unassigned. 7 MINS.

SHORT. A trans female prisoner has access denied whenever they do internet searches at the library. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 26. 5 MINS.

SHORT. A trans candidate for senator ends their campaign. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 24. 9-10 MINS.

SHORT. An event manager for a political rally in Wisconsin chews out his team. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 24. 6 MINS.

SHORT. Ivy mourns the loss of her father. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 12. 8-9 MINS.

SHORT. A kid has some alternative ideas for summer fun now that the local library is closed. 4 MINS. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 22.

Work in progress, FULL-LENGTH. The thirty-eighth volume of monologues, this one on food insecurity. This volume includes: GOVERNOR'S SPEECHWRITER, LEIGHTON, LARISSA THE LUNCH LADY, J, ERIQ, HOT DOG WOMAN, VINNIE THE VENDING MACHINE STUFFER, CHELSEA CHEESECAKE CONNOISSEUR, VICTIM IDENTIFIED AS _______________, PERRIN TALMADGE, TATIANA.

SHORT. Hilda and the mysterious stain on her blouse. Part of VOLUME 30 of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. 8 MINS.

FULL-LENGTH. The thirtieth volume of monologues, this one on reproduction/pregnancy. This volume includes HILDA, NURSE HOLLYWOOD, FRESHMAN, ULLA, BERNADETTE, NEXT CUSTOMER, MOTHER HEN, SINGLE WOMAN IN ALABAMA, ORIANNA, EMMA EMMERICH

SHORT. A traveling sonographer in Northern Idaho has a big decision to make. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 16. 8 MINS.

SHORT. Former hoarder Charlotte Marsh, aka Granny Sunshine, opens her garage to showcase donations of baby stuff. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 43. 7-8 MINS.

SHORT. A food creator with their own YouTube channel combats white supremacy one ethnic dish at a time. A monologue on performative allyship. 6-7 MINS. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 19.

SHORT. An emergency attorney responds to a hospital with a complicated pregnancy. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 9. 7-8 MINS.

TEN-MINS. A lunch lady in a middle-school in rural Alaska defends herself. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 38.

SHORT. Jazz Jockey Jozzie delivers a sponsor plug. Part of VOLUME 13 of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. 4 MINS.

SHORT. A construction foreman with red polished nails. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 23. 2.5 MINS.

SHORT. Larry ________ tries to grab his possessions before the park is closed for maintenance. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 18. 7 MINS.

TEN-MINS/ONE-ACT. A police officer reviews some returned books at his local library. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUMES 22.

SHORT. Handcuffed in the emergency room. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 32. 8 mins.

ONE-ACT. A manager of security guards addresses his crew on the dancefloor before a Queer bar opens up. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 17. 12 MINS.

ONE-ACT. A mortuary beautician talks to a dead child. Part of VOLUME 12 of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. 20 MINS.

SHORT. Content warning: deals with sexual assault. Dani Q, a 3D artist for a video game company, speaks to HR about an incident in a virtual reality meeting. A monologue for Microsoft Teams or Zoom. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 2. 8-9 mins.

ONE-ACT. SWAT Officer #11 talks to his psychiatrist about two training sessions. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 32. 30 MINS.

ONE-ACT. CONTENT WARNING: Focuses on hate, ignorance and racism on the internet.
A course on how to join the national conversations across social media. A great monologue for scenic and media designers. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 48. 13-15 MINS. The monologue's emojis look better in Word doc than pdf. Ask me for the Word doc.

SHORT. A man outside a coffee shop in a town in Iowa on a lovely day in May. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 43. 7-8 MINS.

SHORT. Orianna wants to fuck. But only if you agree to her terms. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 30. 3 MINS.

ONE ACT. 20 MINS. Kayla Dunn is having a really bad week. PART OF SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 2.

SHORT. CONTENT WARNING: Spotlights homophobia and hate from the perspective of an unapologetic homophobe.
An Evangelical leader from the United States receives honorary citizenship from Uganda for working with the government. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, Volume 44. 7 MINS.

SHORT. A Florida college quarterback addresses his teammates about his off-the-field battle. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 33. 8 MINS.

SHORT. A fifteen-year-old girl got banned from Worship Camp. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 2. 8-9 MINS.

SHORT. A night worker at a taco fast-food restaurant helps out some guests. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 18. 4-5 MINS.

SHORT. A Muslim high-school gym teacher in Arkansas wipes down sweaty exercise mats while complaining about a new directive from administration. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 10. 9-10 MINS. Read only. Not for production.

SHORT. A female 911 dispatcher in Texas has a difficult call. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 9. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A sandwich maker at Sub Station helps the last customer of the night. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 17. 5 MINS.

SHORT. Eugenia Vickers, a part-time STD tester at a city clinic, speaks about her high school Sex Ed curriculum. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 35. 7 mins.

SHORT. A young adult, homeless and Queer in Utah, has some demands before staying over at a stranger's place. 5 MINS. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 28.

SHORT. A nurse-nun goes into action after an AMBER Alert. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 16. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A representative from Human Resources talks to the grocery store workers before their morning shift. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 42. 5 MINS.

SHORT. The new school counselor at the public high school is an Evangelical chaplain. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 35. 6 MINS.

ONE-ACT. CONTENT WARNING: A satire/comedy that deals with homophobia from the perspective of an unapologetic homophobe.
Eldredge Harimann, a Christian fundamentalist minister in Oregon, tries to persuade his members to team up with an unusual group of believers. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 17. 15 MINS.

SHORT. A judge relaxes during a vacation, poolside at a private resort in San Juan, Puerto Rico. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, Volume 21. 6 mins.

SHORT. Celebrate MLK's birthday with big savings. PART OF SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 13. 2 MINS.

SHORT. A competitor on a dance competition show answers the question, "How has this experience changed your life?" Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 40. 8 MINS.

SHORT. Gym Guy confronts players in front of the racquetball rooms. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 20. 5-6 MINS.

SHORT. A resident pediatrician a few months out of medical school defends herself against a complaint. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 17. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A mother of a mass murderer has her say, finally. PART OF SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 12. 6 mins.

Work in progress. SHORT. A guy in his man cave tries to watch a UFC Championship Game while his wife tries to talk to him. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 36. 5 MINS.

Work in progress. SHORT. An Evangelical pastor, aka a prayer warrior, for the Presidential Candidate Elect for the Republican Party addresses a crowd in a monster truck arena. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 24. 7 MINS.

SHORT. Trust Fund Baby schools their bestie on kindness inside a posh furniture store on Madison Avenue, New York City. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 19. 4 1/2 MINS.

SHORT. A zillionaire CEO speaks at a press conference before lifting off into outer space. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 34. 10-12 mins.

SHORT. A conservative mother raises her concerns--and her voice--at a school board meeting. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 22. 6 MINS.

SHORT. A parent in Iowa attempts to get some books removed from the library bookshelves. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 22. 8-9 MINS.

SHORT. A volunteer at a shelter for undocumented immigrants in El Paso responds to police presence. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES. unassigned, 8-9 MINS.

SHORT. An unusual auction in the South. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 13. 6 MINS.

ONE-ACT. CONTENT WARNING: Deals with sex and graphic Grindr interactions.
A recently out gay guy reflects on an unusual interaction on a hookup app. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 17. 12 MINS.