Ryan Stevens

Ryan Stevens (He/They) is a playwright/ theatre artist currently based in New York. Stevens received their BA in English and MA in Dramaturgy from USC and their MFA in Playwriting from UCLA. Stevens has worked with Great Plains Theatre Conference, Silver Spring Stage, MeetCute LA, Inkwell Theatre, St. Croix Falls Festival Theatre, New American Theatre, Whiskey Radio Hour, Hollywood Fringe Festival, Kitchen Sink Theatre Company, Astoria New Play Festival, The Plagiarists, T. Schreiber Studio, Impostors Theatre Company, Queen City Theatre, and Theatre Above The Law. Stevens’ script Player King is published through Stagescripts, Ltd., Busted Open through Muddy Ford Press, and BRICKGIRL through 1319 Press.

Ryan Stevens (He/They) is a playwright/ theatre artist currently based in New York. Stevens received their BA in English and MA in Dramaturgy from USC and their MFA in Playwriting from UCLA. Stevens has worked with Great Plains Theatre Conference, Silver Spring Stage, MeetCute LA, Inkwell Theatre, St. Croix Falls Festival Theatre, New American Theatre, Whiskey Radio Hour, Hollywood Fringe Festival, Kitchen Sink Theatre Company, Astoria New Play Festival, The Plagiarists, T. Schreiber Studio, Impostors Theatre Company, Queen City Theatre, and Theatre Above The Law. Stevens’ script Player King is published through Stagescripts, Ltd., Busted Open through Muddy Ford Press, and BRICKGIRL through 1319 Press.

Scripts

The Last Living Gun

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

In the far future, guns (and all metal) are a thing of the past...mostly. A courier rides across the country to hunt a rumor of the last gun in the world, and finds worlds of chaos, memory, and history along the way. A Wild Western/vaudeville/post-post-apocalypse about trauma, survival, storytelling, and the pain of change.

In the far future, guns (and all metal) are a thing of the past...mostly. A courier rides across the country to hunt a rumor of the last gun in the world, and finds worlds of chaos, memory, and history along the way. A Wild Western/vaudeville/post-post-apocalypse about trauma, survival, storytelling, and the pain of change.

BRICKGIRL

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

There's a rumor going around that if you hate someone enough, BRICKGIRL will kill them. She's skinless, soaked in blood, and howling in pain. She shows up, beats someone to death with a brick, then disappears. No one knows the rules. We all want her to kill the right people. Everyone wants her to kill someone. When there's nowhere else to turn, when no one can help you and nothing gets better, there's BRICKGIRL.

There's a rumor going around that if you hate someone enough, BRICKGIRL will kill them. She's skinless, soaked in blood, and howling in pain. She shows up, beats someone to death with a brick, then disappears. No one knows the rules. We all want her to kill the right people. Everyone wants her to kill someone. When there's nowhere else to turn, when no one can help you and nothing gets better, there's BRICKGIRL.

Bodies Win Baseball

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Jay Treadwell is the first trans man to play Major League Baseball, and he's determined to make the most of his opportunity and take this spotlight for all its worth. But when he and his teammates have their lives endangered, Jay has to question what good his life in pursuit of sports glory has actually done, and what to do with the time he has left.

Jay Treadwell is the first trans man to play Major League Baseball, and he's determined to make the most of his opportunity and take this spotlight for all its worth. But when he and his teammates have their lives endangered, Jay has to question what good his life in pursuit of sports glory has actually done, and what to do with the time he has left.

Frankenstein's Bodies

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

A queer, body-horror soaked spin on the Frankenstein formula.

The Doctor has created their ideal body. The Creature has been thrust into life. They hear the voices of the lives they've lived, the bodies that make their shape. Doctor and Creature, creator and creation, are horrified and fascinated by each other. Their experiments must continue.

CW: Gender dysphoria, violence, blood, drug use, self-harm, on...

A queer, body-horror soaked spin on the Frankenstein formula.

The Doctor has created their ideal body. The Creature has been thrust into life. They hear the voices of the lives they've lived, the bodies that make their shape. Doctor and Creature, creator and creation, are horrified and fascinated by each other. Their experiments must continue.

CW: Gender dysphoria, violence, blood, drug use, self-harm, on-stage surgery.

College Radio

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

2014. An American university. A year in the life of the college radio DJs of WMMU. New DJs fall in love, fall into partying, and fall apart. Leadership struggles with funding, inspiration, and internal squabbles. Snapshots in the lives of young people figuring out who they're going to be. And a lot, A LOT, of music.

2014. An American university. A year in the life of the college radio DJs of WMMU. New DJs fall in love, fall into partying, and fall apart. Leadership struggles with funding, inspiration, and internal squabbles. Snapshots in the lives of young people figuring out who they're going to be. And a lot, A LOT, of music.

The Resurrectionist

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

When Kitt, whose job is to dig up dead bodies for science, finds Audrey’s corpse and Audrey sits up and starts talking, the two form a strange connection. Audrey wants to embrace life now that she has been given a second chance, even as her body continues to decay. Kitt, her whole worldview shaken by this new presence, finds herself drawn to her undead new friend and the promise of new understanding. At the same...

When Kitt, whose job is to dig up dead bodies for science, finds Audrey’s corpse and Audrey sits up and starts talking, the two form a strange connection. Audrey wants to embrace life now that she has been given a second chance, even as her body continues to decay. Kitt, her whole worldview shaken by this new presence, finds herself drawn to her undead new friend and the promise of new understanding. At the same time, Audrey’s mother Avery works to cope with the loss of her daughter, and the nagging suspicion that she might not actually be gone. A play about love, identity, the soul beyond the body, and how we live when our selves are decaying.

Static-Head

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Sensor-E is the hit new social media app, able to simulate real-life sensations, so you can touch, taste, and smell everything you see on your screen. At the prestigious Osman-Haskill University of Technology, strange things are happening on Sensor-E: visions of dead students, impossible monstrosities stalking the halls, and students going missing. Three kids are drawn into a vast, strange conspiracy as their...

Sensor-E is the hit new social media app, able to simulate real-life sensations, so you can touch, taste, and smell everything you see on your screen. At the prestigious Osman-Haskill University of Technology, strange things are happening on Sensor-E: visions of dead students, impossible monstrosities stalking the halls, and students going missing. Three kids are drawn into a vast, strange conspiracy as their understanding of reality itself is threatened. When we can approximate reality, how do we find the real thing?

An anti-AI sci-fi thriller about the internet and the people it uses.

CW: suicide, depression, psychosis, gun violence, body horror.

Every Single Ophelia

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

When Ophelia stumbles offstage after her final scene in Hamlet, she suddenly becomes aware of several things:
1. the entire plot of the play,
2. the fact that she is a fictional character, and
3. the thousands of interpretations, performances, and reimaginings she's gone through since Hamlet was first performed.
She's every Ophelia. She's only one Ophelia. Who the hell is she?

A one-woman look at gender...

When Ophelia stumbles offstage after her final scene in Hamlet, she suddenly becomes aware of several things:
1. the entire plot of the play,
2. the fact that she is a fictional character, and
3. the thousands of interpretations, performances, and reimaginings she's gone through since Hamlet was first performed.
She's every Ophelia. She's only one Ophelia. Who the hell is she?

A one-woman look at gender, purpose, and the pain of being interpreted, Every Single Ophelia interrogates the value of living as a side character and what these age-old characters could still mean to us.

Busted Open

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Six women wrestlers are scrapping for a spot at the top of the card. Sunset Lee's willing to do anything to succeed, even selling her soul to the bosses. Women's Champion Artemis needs time off, badly. Hot new thing Rachel "Victory" Vance is tired of being disrespected, and old veteran Painkiller can't keep the peace forever. When management learns of plans for a potential wrestlers' union, the locker room...

Six women wrestlers are scrapping for a spot at the top of the card. Sunset Lee's willing to do anything to succeed, even selling her soul to the bosses. Women's Champion Artemis needs time off, badly. Hot new thing Rachel "Victory" Vance is tired of being disrespected, and old veteran Painkiller can't keep the peace forever. When management learns of plans for a potential wrestlers' union, the locker room becomes a locked room mystery, as egos and fists collide.

TL;DR - it's Glengarry Glen Ross with women wrestlers.

I Build Giants

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

An Engineer successfully designs the world’s first operational, large-scale, humanoid mech, naming it a Gossamer (GOSMR — Greater Outer Self-Manual Reach). She hopes they will change the world. She hopes they’ll revolutionize industry and how we interact with building things and the very concept of the self, machines, and existence. But for others, this breakthrough is a chance to make huge money and sell...

An Engineer successfully designs the world’s first operational, large-scale, humanoid mech, naming it a Gossamer (GOSMR — Greater Outer Self-Manual Reach). She hopes they will change the world. She hopes they’ll revolutionize industry and how we interact with building things and the very concept of the self, machines, and existence. But for others, this breakthrough is a chance to make huge money and sell armored titans to the highest bidder.
To some, the Engineer’s Gossamers are terrifying. A Technician is looking to create not just new machines, bur new people. An Astronaut is hired to take the Gossamers to the stars. But the same powers-that-be that love the Gossamers are not as welcoming to this technology that can’t be turned into profit.
As the Engineer’s earnest joy turns to hubris, and the Gossamers get more varied and specialized, the Engineer must reckon with the world she has helped to create. A story about ego, the burden of dreams, and why giant robots are just so damn cool to us.

"...an epic poetic feminist science-fiction allegory..." -- Chicago Reader

"In a play about 400-ton robots, the kaiju fights in “I Build Giants” are between ideas, not machines." -- New City Stage

Gershwin's Last Ride

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Gershwin, a prize-winning bull, goes one-on-one with the hottest pro bull rider today, AJ Hawkins. Gershwin's renowned for his fury, already has a body count, and given the right amount of stress he just might snap again. In ten minutes (and eight seconds), these two champions clash and leave forever changed.

Gershwin, a prize-winning bull, goes one-on-one with the hottest pro bull rider today, AJ Hawkins. Gershwin's renowned for his fury, already has a body count, and given the right amount of stress he just might snap again. In ten minutes (and eight seconds), these two champions clash and leave forever changed.

The Rockefeller Special - FULL LENGTH

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

John D. Rockefeller, America's Patron Saint of Greed, gets the spotlight as five flexible players depict the corporate mogul's entire life, from rags to riches to total inhumanity toward his fellow man. A little bit vaudeville, a pinch of burlesque, and a whole lot of costume changes ensue as five intrepid players unspool the messy life of John Rockefeller and the advent of the type of business men that "built"...

John D. Rockefeller, America's Patron Saint of Greed, gets the spotlight as five flexible players depict the corporate mogul's entire life, from rags to riches to total inhumanity toward his fellow man. A little bit vaudeville, a pinch of burlesque, and a whole lot of costume changes ensue as five intrepid players unspool the messy life of John Rockefeller and the advent of the type of business men that "built" America.

God of Misery

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

14th Century Ireland. Durrow Abbey. Amid rehearsal for the annual Passion Play, Father Brennan, the priest in charge of the project, and the performer for Judas, is murdered and crucified. What follows is a heavily personal investigation into the tortured souls in this Abbey, and the nature of evil and faith.

CW: Violence, religious trauma, physical and mental torture.

14th Century Ireland. Durrow Abbey. Amid rehearsal for the annual Passion Play, Father Brennan, the priest in charge of the project, and the performer for Judas, is murdered and crucified. What follows is a heavily personal investigation into the tortured souls in this Abbey, and the nature of evil and faith.

CW: Violence, religious trauma, physical and mental torture.

Modern Blood

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

A modern adaptation of Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu's 'Carmilla.'

Laura Potter is a 23-year old burnout, living at home after she dropped out of college and toiling away on her dad's farm with no friends, no future, and no desire to do much of anything. But the mysterious new bartender stirs something in Laura, though she can't decide if this stranger is a kindred spirit or a terrible threat. Who is Cami, and why...

A modern adaptation of Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu's 'Carmilla.'

Laura Potter is a 23-year old burnout, living at home after she dropped out of college and toiling away on her dad's farm with no friends, no future, and no desire to do much of anything. But the mysterious new bartender stirs something in Laura, though she can't decide if this stranger is a kindred spirit or a terrible threat. Who is Cami, and why does Laura seem to remember meeting her 16 years ago?
(it's because she's a vampire, we give it away pretty quickly, it's fine)

CW: violence, blood, mental illness, dissociation, abuse, mention of sexual assault

Limonchik

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

The night before she made history and shot into the future, Laika the soviet space dog was brought home by one of her scientist handlers. With no one knowing what history has in store, two Russian teens and the first animal in space share an innocent night together.

The night before she made history and shot into the future, Laika the soviet space dog was brought home by one of her scientist handlers. With no one knowing what history has in store, two Russian teens and the first animal in space share an innocent night together.

With Autumn Closing In

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Casey drives her father to the Grand Canyon. A ten-minute play about saying goodbye, memory, and backseat driving.

Casey drives her father to the Grand Canyon. A ten-minute play about saying goodbye, memory, and backseat driving.

Perfect South Reconstruction

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

An impossible murder in Columbia, SC -- a state senator getting his face chewed off-- sets preacher-turned private eye Olivia 'Liv' Lovejoy and her ghost sidekick into a world of political intrigue, dirty rotten socialists, and the agents of the Lord God almighty.

A sprawling, angry, anime-inspired southern noir about the soul of a country and people who don't want to be better.

Content Warning: Violence...

An impossible murder in Columbia, SC -- a state senator getting his face chewed off-- sets preacher-turned private eye Olivia 'Liv' Lovejoy and her ghost sidekick into a world of political intrigue, dirty rotten socialists, and the agents of the Lord God almighty.

A sprawling, angry, anime-inspired southern noir about the soul of a country and people who don't want to be better.

Content Warning: Violence, Language, Alcohol Use, Religious Trauma, Body Horror

rosaline

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Romeo and Juliet are dead. Rosaline, left in the margins of the story we know, isn't. And now she has to reckon with her grief and her sense of powerlessness in the face of what's just happened. Along with her friends and other people who were close to the dead, Rosaline has to unpack how she’s been pushed out of her own experience and find a way to keep living one day at a time. How can we hold each other up...

Romeo and Juliet are dead. Rosaline, left in the margins of the story we know, isn't. And now she has to reckon with her grief and her sense of powerlessness in the face of what's just happened. Along with her friends and other people who were close to the dead, Rosaline has to unpack how she’s been pushed out of her own experience and find a way to keep living one day at a time. How can we hold each other up when we're also drowning? A story about grief, youth, hope, and the people tragedies leave behind.

CW: Grief, suicide, death, religion, mental illness

The Gospel of Cactus Jenny

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Ten years ago, Jenny Coates killed seven men and ended up on death row. Today, Sophie Parker, a southern preacher, has decided to save her soul. A southern-fried meditation on the nature of evil, the dangers of the world, and why one might want to kill seven men.

Ten years ago, Jenny Coates killed seven men and ended up on death row. Today, Sophie Parker, a southern preacher, has decided to save her soul. A southern-fried meditation on the nature of evil, the dangers of the world, and why one might want to kill seven men.

Blue Moon

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Rebecca Blue is on the verge of gaining the N.E.W. Wrestling Women's Championship. The only person in her way: her mentor, Kira Lance. Rebecca's worked hard to escape the shadow of her wrestler father, Beloved Blue, and stake her claim as the face of the next generation. But the old generation hasn't let go yet.

Rebecca Blue is on the verge of gaining the N.E.W. Wrestling Women's Championship. The only person in her way: her mentor, Kira Lance. Rebecca's worked hard to escape the shadow of her wrestler father, Beloved Blue, and stake her claim as the face of the next generation. But the old generation hasn't let go yet.

The Youtube Comments Section of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

A quiet meditation on music and memory, as can be found in any youtube comments section.

A quiet meditation on music and memory, as can be found in any youtube comments section.

Outlaw Song

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

In the 1950's, in a small Texas town still clinging to bygone wild-west sensibilities, the outlaw Billie Baxter and US Marshal Roberta Weiss lock themselves into a battle of wills, a contest of wits, and also professional wrestling. Federal agents, gangsters, ghosts, and cannibals all get drawn into the conflict in this story about life, legends, and finding that special someone (you want to shoot in a duel).

In the 1950's, in a small Texas town still clinging to bygone wild-west sensibilities, the outlaw Billie Baxter and US Marshal Roberta Weiss lock themselves into a battle of wills, a contest of wits, and also professional wrestling. Federal agents, gangsters, ghosts, and cannibals all get drawn into the conflict in this story about life, legends, and finding that special someone (you want to shoot in a duel).

Dead Melody

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

1964, in a lonesome town on the Texas/Mexico Border. A stranger blows into town, a black woman with no name, but a huge confederate sword and a mission for revenge on the sheriff that killed her family. At the same time, a luchador plots to bring real life crime and carnage into her character's story, with bloody results. A musical tour of the shadow of the Old West, and the heritage of violence that forms the...

1964, in a lonesome town on the Texas/Mexico Border. A stranger blows into town, a black woman with no name, but a huge confederate sword and a mission for revenge on the sheriff that killed her family. At the same time, a luchador plots to bring real life crime and carnage into her character's story, with bloody results. A musical tour of the shadow of the Old West, and the heritage of violence that forms the foundation of our country.

Player King

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

The cast and crew of Electric City Theatre try to stage a performance of Hamlet. Messina, the overblown director, focuses too much on impressing an emissary from the prestigious Northcomb theatre and forgets to post the cast list. When it is finally posted, Weldon, cast as Horatio, conspires with young Olive, who was cast as Ophelia’s understudy, to levy themselves to higher parts. Edisto, the assistant director...

The cast and crew of Electric City Theatre try to stage a performance of Hamlet. Messina, the overblown director, focuses too much on impressing an emissary from the prestigious Northcomb theatre and forgets to post the cast list. When it is finally posted, Weldon, cast as Horatio, conspires with young Olive, who was cast as Ophelia’s understudy, to levy themselves to higher parts. Edisto, the assistant director, and Charlotte, the assistant stage manager, are in love but vow to wait until after the play to act on their desires. Weldon tells Olive to demand more for herself from Messina, hoping to piggyback onto her boldness, but she gets herself removed from acting, and instead assistants the mischievous set designers Walder and Stratdorf.
Orsonio, the method actor playing Hamlet, fakes his death (at an unknowing Olive’s hand) in an attempt to further his process, leading Weldon to be cast as Hamlet and Orsonio, in disguise, playing Horatio. Messina presents his work to Northcomb, who, after getting word from Weldon of Messina’s foolishness, has him fired. Walder and Stratdorf try to repair the relationship between Lorraine and her modern-minded sister, Valencia, and together the four learn of Weldon’s trickery and conspire to assault him and make him confess. In the climax, on opening night, everyone converges on Weldon, forcing him to reveal his deception and accept his punishment as Edisto and Charlotte unite, Lorraine and Valencia, make amends, Stratdorf and Walder profess their love, and Olive learns her worth as an actor.

This play has been accepted for publication by Stagescripts Ltd. All inquiries must go to David Waters at [email protected]

Water in the Fishbowl

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Leah and Penny's lifelong friendship is set on fast-forward as they move from adolescence into adulthood in around 10 minutes.

Leah and Penny's lifelong friendship is set on fast-forward as they move from adolescence into adulthood in around 10 minutes.

Grace & Thomas

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Thomas Gainsborough, English Landscape and Portrait painter.
Grace Dalrymple Elliott, Scottish-born French Socialite and survivor of the French Revolution.
When Gainsborough paints a portrait of Grace, they begin a torrid, decade-spanning connection that stretches through both their lives and beyond history.

Thomas Gainsborough, English Landscape and Portrait painter.
Grace Dalrymple Elliott, Scottish-born French Socialite and survivor of the French Revolution.
When Gainsborough paints a portrait of Grace, they begin a torrid, decade-spanning connection that stretches through both their lives and beyond history.

The Beast

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Louis is in high school. That's tough. He's gay. That's tough. He's got a crush on a boy. That's tough. That boy is the human body of Satan. That's...that's really tough.

Louis is in high school. That's tough. He's gay. That's tough. He's got a crush on a boy. That's tough. That boy is the human body of Satan. That's...that's really tough.

Growing Up Wonderland

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

A modern spin on Alice in Wonderland--Alice is graduating high school tomorrow, and stands at a crossroads in her life. When a chance encounter with a toy from her childhood sends her spiraling, she finds herself in a bold, scary, ridiculous new world, and it looks a lot like adulthood.

A modern spin on Alice in Wonderland--Alice is graduating high school tomorrow, and stands at a crossroads in her life. When a chance encounter with a toy from her childhood sends her spiraling, she finds herself in a bold, scary, ridiculous new world, and it looks a lot like adulthood.

House of the Mammoth

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

FULL-LENGTH: When a sudden apocalyptic winter storm isolates a high school gym class from the rest of the world, a small group of teens of different identities and social classes find themselves trapped and fending for themselves. But cut off from their society, the children are susceptible to deep paranoia, strange passions, and perhaps darker forces beyond their understanding.

Pulling from Lord of the Flies...

FULL-LENGTH: When a sudden apocalyptic winter storm isolates a high school gym class from the rest of the world, a small group of teens of different identities and social classes find themselves trapped and fending for themselves. But cut off from their society, the children are susceptible to deep paranoia, strange passions, and perhaps darker forces beyond their understanding.

Pulling from Lord of the Flies, John Carpenter's The Thing, and the hyperviolence of Sarah Kane, House of the Mammoth is a story about youth ripped from its context, gendered violence, how we define ourselves in context of our bodies, and whether connection is even possible in the shadow of the collapse of an insidious society.

The Rockefeller Special

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

John D. Rockefeller, America's Patron Saint of Greed, gets the spotlight as five flexible players depict the corporate mogul's entire life, from rags to riches to total inhumanity toward his fellow man, all in fifteen scandalous minutes.

John D. Rockefeller, America's Patron Saint of Greed, gets the spotlight as five flexible players depict the corporate mogul's entire life, from rags to riches to total inhumanity toward his fellow man, all in fifteen scandalous minutes.

The Bee-Man Of Crighton County

by Ryan Stevens

Synopsis

Julie Guest, a native of the small town of Sheol, South Carolina, returns home after her florists’ shop in Charleston failed. Returning home to work at her mother’s bait shop, she finds that her hermetic neighbor, Ogden Flass, the enigmatic Bee-Man whose house is full of bees is the focus of a lot of local parties. The Crighton County Council has decided to fund a full profile on the town for its upcoming...

Julie Guest, a native of the small town of Sheol, South Carolina, returns home after her florists’ shop in Charleston failed. Returning home to work at her mother’s bait shop, she finds that her hermetic neighbor, Ogden Flass, the enigmatic Bee-Man whose house is full of bees is the focus of a lot of local parties. The Crighton County Council has decided to fund a full profile on the town for its upcoming tricentennial, and busybody councilwoman is determined to get Ogden’s family heirlooms and history as part of the project. Soon Julie finds herself submerged in local politics and generational mysteries, and desperately in need of solid ground as she risks sinking into her own past. A play about small towns, depression, failure, and making a place into a home.