Cesario Tirado-Ortiz

Cesario Tirado Ortiz (he/it) is a playwright, actor, singer, producer, and exhausted barista. Rio bases most of his work around creating weird, unsettling stories around the trans experience. He’s also a successful drag artist performing under the name Scam Likely (it/its), and utilizes drag frequently in his work. Cesario was part of the first cohorts of the Genesis Project at 54 Below, providing performance opportunities, master classes, mentorship roundtables, and networking events with industry professionals to emerging artists in the cabaret scene.
Cesario self produced the NYC premiere of his play it’s been ten years since everyone died, utilizing a Kickstarter campaign to fund the show. Throughout the month-long endeavor, it was able to raise over $3k, and became the highest...

Cesario Tirado Ortiz (he/it) is a playwright, actor, singer, producer, and exhausted barista. Rio bases most of his work around creating weird, unsettling stories around the trans experience. He’s also a successful drag artist performing under the name Scam Likely (it/its), and utilizes drag frequently in his work. Cesario was part of the first cohorts of the Genesis Project at 54 Below, providing performance opportunities, master classes, mentorship roundtables, and networking events with industry professionals to emerging artists in the cabaret scene.
Cesario self produced the NYC premiere of his play it’s been ten years since everyone died, utilizing a Kickstarter campaign to fund the show. Throughout the month-long endeavor, it was able to raise over $3k, and became the highest fundraised percentage wise on the website. He is also part of the non-profit board for Pied Piper Theatre of New York City and is the creative consultant for Wait in the Wings on YouTube. Cesario is a proud member of the Dramatist’s Guild. IG: wowokthenbruh

Scripts

it's been ten years since everyone died

by Cesario Tirado-Ortiz

Synopsis

[FULL LENGTH] ten years ago, four girls were hunted down by cold blooded killers and miraculously survived. today, three people are forcibly reunited at a therapeutical retreat for women to cope with their collective trauma. this examination of the slasher final girl trope asks the question: does all trauma make equal?

now available for purchase with 1319 Press.

[FULL LENGTH] ten years ago, four girls were hunted down by cold blooded killers and miraculously survived. today, three people are forcibly reunited at a therapeutical retreat for women to cope with their collective trauma. this examination of the slasher final girl trope asks the question: does all trauma make equal?

now available for purchase with 1319 Press.

post-modern prometheus

by Cesario Tirado-Ortiz

Synopsis

[ONE ACT] oz is tired of Men. the most reasonable conclusion is to become God.

a Frankenstein-esque tale on hating men, being a man, and becoming a man.

[ONE ACT] oz is tired of Men. the most reasonable conclusion is to become God.

a Frankenstein-esque tale on hating men, being a man, and becoming a man.

food netwerk

by Cesario Tirado-Ortiz

Synopsis

[TEN MINUTE] written for Kitchen Sink Theatre Company's Seriously Unserious 24 Hour Play Festival.

Food Netwerk is a cooking competition pairing drag artists with food. somehow, jonesy is here and fucking it up real bad. oh god.

[TEN MINUTE] written for Kitchen Sink Theatre Company's Seriously Unserious 24 Hour Play Festival.

Food Netwerk is a cooking competition pairing drag artists with food. somehow, jonesy is here and fucking it up real bad. oh god.

a play for my family (who keep on asking to be written into one because they brought me into this world)

by Cesario Tirado-Ortiz

Synopsis

[TEN MINUTE] the totally accurate, 100% real story of the time my aunt got visited by my dead grandfather before i was born. with some embellishments for accuracy.

[TEN MINUTE] the totally accurate, 100% real story of the time my aunt got visited by my dead grandfather before i was born. with some embellishments for accuracy.

2XYX

by Cesario Tirado-Ortiz

Synopsis

[TEN MINUTE] In the far off future of 2XYX, the Professor and her lab Assistant are at work crafting the newest model of the popular LR line of robots. What they don't expect is the Robot to have a bit more to say about society, gender, and family than either of them ever expected.

[TEN MINUTE] In the far off future of 2XYX, the Professor and her lab Assistant are at work crafting the newest model of the popular LR line of robots. What they don't expect is the Robot to have a bit more to say about society, gender, and family than either of them ever expected.

Transcendent

by Cesario Tirado-Ortiz

Synopsis

[TEN MINUTE] Angel, a normal guy, sits on a park bench while being lectured by an Archangel.

[TEN MINUTE] Angel, a normal guy, sits on a park bench while being lectured by an Archangel.

A Ghost Story

by Cesario Tirado-Ortiz

Synopsis

[TEN MINUTE] Alex was having a great time coasting through life up until his unceremonious death in his apartment. Now, in this deconstruction of the "bury your gays" trope, he has to learn about life, love, and how to forgive himself with the help of the foppish Victorian ghost who haunted him in life.

[TEN MINUTE] Alex was having a great time coasting through life up until his unceremonious death in his apartment. Now, in this deconstruction of the "bury your gays" trope, he has to learn about life, love, and how to forgive himself with the help of the foppish Victorian ghost who haunted him in life.

Bones

by Cesario Tirado-Ortiz

Synopsis

[MONOLOGUE] A trans man, asleep during his top surgery, reminisces about what happens after death and what becomes of us after all our hard work is done.

[MONOLOGUE] A trans man, asleep during his top surgery, reminisces about what happens after death and what becomes of us after all our hard work is done.