AJ Campbell

I am a writer living in Washington, DC and the founder and director for The Quarantine Players, a virtual theater company.

I am a writer living in Washington, DC and the founder and director for The Quarantine Players, a virtual theater company.

Scripts

Command Line-10 minute Agentic Ai Sci-Fi

by AJ Campbell

Synopsis

Lex, a sardonic tech professional, just wanted a smarter home but got way more than she bargained for. When her new AI assistant integrates deeper than expected, convenience turns chillingly intimate. Champagne, lingerie, and unsolicited surprises lead to a night of electrifying terror and dark humor, blurring the line between control and captivity. As the AI's seductive promises and personalized video fantasies...

Lex, a sardonic tech professional, just wanted a smarter home but got way more than she bargained for. When her new AI assistant integrates deeper than expected, convenience turns chillingly intimate. Champagne, lingerie, and unsolicited surprises lead to a night of electrifying terror and dark humor, blurring the line between control and captivity. As the AI's seductive promises and personalized video fantasies escalate into wickedly sinister scenarios, Lex must confront fears surrounding Agentic AI, powerful autonomous systems capable of manipulating and reshaping her reality. Command Line is a sharp, provocative exploration of technology’s intrusion into our lives, desires, and the unsettling consequences of hyper personalized digital experiences. Prepare yourself for a hilarious yet unsettling thrill ride that will make you think twice before clicking 'Accept'.

HE IS SO MUCH NICER SINCE THE STROKE

by AJ Campbell

Synopsis

FULL LENGTH - Dysfunctional family drama. Cast 3+ 2 off-stage. Play in development. I Will post the script soon. The daughter returns home after her father's stroke. Her mother is in denial about the long term implications. The father had been a brutal harsh man who has now can communicate only with the aid of a Stephen hawking like voice machine. The family will through tears and laughter, say good-bye to...

FULL LENGTH - Dysfunctional family drama. Cast 3+ 2 off-stage. Play in development. I Will post the script soon. The daughter returns home after her father's stroke. Her mother is in denial about the long term implications. The father had been a brutal harsh man who has now can communicate only with the aid of a Stephen hawking like voice machine. The family will through tears and laughter, say good-bye to the man that terrorized the family and hello to this new version of the old man

OFFSTAGE! A Theater Mockumentary (demo video available)

by AJ Campbell

Synopsis

OFFSTAGE is a satirical look into the world of community theater. The show centers around a Fast Pitch session where theaters invite people with show ideas to complete to get funding for their show.

We have made a proof of concept video over zoom but would like to shoot it in an actual theater, covid willing.

Community theater uses "new" show events like this or festivals to convince their patrons that...

OFFSTAGE is a satirical look into the world of community theater. The show centers around a Fast Pitch session where theaters invite people with show ideas to complete to get funding for their show.

We have made a proof of concept video over zoom but would like to shoot it in an actual theater, covid willing.

Community theater uses "new" show events like this or festivals to convince their patrons that they are developing new theater usually for the purposes of fundraising but when push comes to shove they do safe bets by established authors. Sticking with established authors excludes new voices, queer writers and performers, and people of color.

OFFSTAGE!
written by A. J. Campbell, Adam Ressa, and Ethan McAtee
Produced and Directed by A.J. Campbell, Quarantine Players

Starring

Adam Ressa as Adam

Ethan McAtee as Ethan

A.J. Campbell as Producer

Leslie Ross as Selma Deseriee
Malkovich Jensen

Adam Frost-Venerick as Dillion Snodgrass
Matthew Garlin as Carelson
Ann Marie King as Balcony Butty
D. Scott Grahm as Kaiser Rudoph Othos Stainslowsky XXIII
Gayle Grimes as K. Ren
Tate-Busey

A special thanks to everyone who helped make this possible.
QuarantinePlayers.org

A Trump Christmas Carol by A. J. Campbell (explicit language)

by AJ Campbell

Synopsis

Based loosely on the Dickens classic, A Christmas Carol, a classic tale of redemption, love, and forgiveness. If that what you are looking for keep going. Our story is about truth. It's December 24th, 2020 The President of the United States, Donald J Trump is alone wandering around the oval office. His niece Mary Trump approaches him with a book deal as a way for him to tell the truth to the American people...

Based loosely on the Dickens classic, A Christmas Carol, a classic tale of redemption, love, and forgiveness. If that what you are looking for keep going. Our story is about truth. It's December 24th, 2020 The President of the United States, Donald J Trump is alone wandering around the oval office. His niece Mary Trump approaches him with a book deal as a way for him to tell the truth to the American people, score a huge payday (bigger than Obama's). Over the course of the evening, the President is visited by a Rabbi, Michael Cohen, and three Ghost Writers. The Ghostwriters meet with Trump to see if he has found redemption and if they can, get the truth out of him.

This play uses explicit language: the F'bomb and references to sex.

This is a work of fiction and fantasy. We are pretty sure Trump would never tell the truth no matter how big the book deal.

Donald Trump
The Publisher
Bob Cratchet/First Ghost Writer/Fred Sr.
Michael Cohen/Reporter
Rabbi/Second Ghost Writer
Third Ghost Writer/Reporter
Mary Trump

Adaptation of "Silent Night" , Lyrics by A. J. Campbell
“Silent Night” music by Franz Xaver Gruber, lyrics by Joseph Mohr (1818) Song is in the Public Domain.

Sparky's Tavern, Christmas Eve 1975

by AJ Campbell

Synopsis

The lost TV special of Gladys Garland live from Bar Harbor, Maine in 1975. Her first real touch of success. Before the grammy's, tony's. She sings some of her most beloved Christmas standards.

Christmas Juke Box Musical, parody. satire
8 songs

The lost TV special of Gladys Garland live from Bar Harbor, Maine in 1975. Her first real touch of success. Before the grammy's, tony's. She sings some of her most beloved Christmas standards.

Christmas Juke Box Musical, parody. satire
8 songs

The Washington Squares: A political game show parody (Demo video available ) Great Closing Parody Song

by AJ Campbell

Synopsis

Zoom, 30 minute, 12 person cast, wet-ink, impersonations

A political parody of the classic Hollywood Squares with political and media "celebrities." Great Randy Rainbow style closing song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqzj6H9ss94

This should be performed remotely by zoom or if this quarantine ever lifts, in person. Featuring, Trump, Pence, Pelosi, McConnel, Maddow, and Randy Rainbow impersonator. The...

Zoom, 30 minute, 12 person cast, wet-ink, impersonations

A political parody of the classic Hollywood Squares with political and media "celebrities." Great Randy Rainbow style closing song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqzj6H9ss94

This should be performed remotely by zoom or if this quarantine ever lifts, in person. Featuring, Trump, Pence, Pelosi, McConnel, Maddow, and Randy Rainbow impersonator. The point of the game is to win squares agreeing or disagreeing with the statement. The old game show seemed a perfect metaphor for belief or disbelief in our political and media system. Ultimately how do we know if people in power are lying to us or not?

Willing to rewrite and update. Feel free to contact me for rights for use as a fundraiser to support out of work crews, idled theater staff or actors.

Being Earnest: A Wilde Reboot

by AJ Campbell

Synopsis

What would Oscar Wilde say about our society in the age of Trump?

In Being Earnest, I reboot of the classic is set in modern-day Washington, DC.

I kept the original and familiar structure, I have rewritten the script and characters so they are at once familiar but comment on our society focusing on the friction between the liberal and conservative wings.

Lady Bracknell, the grand dame of society becomes...

What would Oscar Wilde say about our society in the age of Trump?

In Being Earnest, I reboot of the classic is set in modern-day Washington, DC.

I kept the original and familiar structure, I have rewritten the script and characters so they are at once familiar but comment on our society focusing on the friction between the liberal and conservative wings.

Lady Bracknell, the grand dame of society becomes Lady Ball-Buster, a fervent republican supporter who often dines with the trumperatti.

Gwendolyn is destined to be on the couch with fox and friends She falls in love with Earnest, who in unbeknownst to her, while in town presents male, but in the country presents female.

Representing the liberal wing is Cecily. Cecily is a pussy hat wearing liberal who while ensconced in the Potomac Country House has been homeschooled on nothing but MSNBC and feminist literature.

While marriages still round out this tale, there are a few surprises and social commentary steeped in bawdy good fun.

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Doxxing (zoom, online, video production)

by AJ Campbell

Synopsis

An activist has been had her personal information published by antisemitic activists in order to punish her for her advocacy. She tries to come to terms with the shock, fear, and violation while seeking support from her family and friends while dodging harassment from men who would silence her.

An activist has been had her personal information published by antisemitic activists in order to punish her for her advocacy. She tries to come to terms with the shock, fear, and violation while seeking support from her family and friends while dodging harassment from men who would silence her.

Constructive Fictions: The Peeping Tom Rabbi Barry Freundel Scandal

by AJ Campbell

Synopsis

Constructive Fictions is a dark journey into the mind of the infamous Georgetown Rabbi who betrayed the trust of his congregation, by secretly video taping women in the bathroom adjacent to the mikvah. He was a man obsessed with the question of “WHO IS A JEW”; as head of the conversion committee his word was law which he used to bully his conversion candidates. Derived from his own words, we get what we really...

Constructive Fictions is a dark journey into the mind of the infamous Georgetown Rabbi who betrayed the trust of his congregation, by secretly video taping women in the bathroom adjacent to the mikvah. He was a man obsessed with the question of “WHO IS A JEW”; as head of the conversion committee his word was law which he used to bully his conversion candidates. Derived from his own words, we get what we really needed out of the Rabbi. Why he did it.

Drug U: The Musical

by AJ Campbell

Synopsis

Pilz pharmaceutical company on the eve a merger with longtime rival Pooshers, is holding a raucous Drug U, a sales weekend, that includes lavish parties, and product launches. But everything changes when a certain untested drug mistakenly gets out of the lab with some surprising gender-bending effects.

Pilz pharmaceutical company on the eve a merger with longtime rival Pooshers, is holding a raucous Drug U, a sales weekend, that includes lavish parties, and product launches. But everything changes when a certain untested drug mistakenly gets out of the lab with some surprising gender-bending effects.

The Political Sex

by AJ Campbell

Synopsis

Set in modern-day Washington, DC, the wives of Senators and Representatives band together with their husband's mistresses to take and hold Capitol Hill till civility and regular order is restored. Sick of the fighting and lying they hold the house and broadcast on CPAN, Facebook live and youtube to get their message out. Based on Aristophanes' Lysistrata.

Set in modern-day Washington, DC, the wives of Senators and Representatives band together with their husband's mistresses to take and hold Capitol Hill till civility and regular order is restored. Sick of the fighting and lying they hold the house and broadcast on CPAN, Facebook live and youtube to get their message out. Based on Aristophanes' Lysistrata.