Dianne Sposito

Dianne Sposito

DIANNE SPOSITO’s work has been produced in professional, university and community theatres throughout the USA. Libretti: Commedia Paradia, Harbledown and Heaven in Your Pocket, official selection of the 2008 New York Musical Theatre Festival. Plays: Almost Full Circle at the Guggenheim, When There’s a Will, They're Away!, What’ll the Neighbors Think?, Love at the Louvre, Hell’s Kitchen, To Canterbury They...
DIANNE SPOSITO’s work has been produced in professional, university and community theatres throughout the USA. Libretti: Commedia Paradia, Harbledown and Heaven in Your Pocket, official selection of the 2008 New York Musical Theatre Festival. Plays: Almost Full Circle at the Guggenheim, When There’s a Will, They're Away!, What’ll the Neighbors Think?, Love at the Louvre, Hell’s Kitchen, To Canterbury They Went and Dream of a Play. She is a two-time winner of the BRIO Award in playwriting from the Bronx Council on the Arts for Suddenly, Lasagna! and Officials of the Stardust Mission, which was also work-shopped at LAByrinth Theatre Company’s Intensive Ensemble, where she was a guest playwright. Latest works are three TYA world premiere productions (2016-2020): Cinderella (love what you wish for), The Sleeping Beauty (a light within) and The Emperor’s New Clothes, all co-authored with Mark Boergers. Her monologues have been published by Smith & Kraus, and her poetry and essays have appeared in Visible Ink, a literary journal for cancer survivors. Ms. Sposito holds an M.A. in Theatre and is a current member of the Advisory Council for the College of Arts & Sciences at Cardinal Stritch University. She is a member of The Dramatists Guild of America.

Plays

  • Almost Full Circle at the Guggenheim
    A shy, reticent but brilliant college professor finds herself meeting a vibrant, somewhat unusual young man in New York’s Central Park on a bright October day. There, they get to know one another at an intimate picnic. The second scene finds them within the voluptuous walls of the Guggenheim Museum, where secrets are revealed. What they ultimately discover about each other (and themselves) is tender and...
    A shy, reticent but brilliant college professor finds herself meeting a vibrant, somewhat unusual young man in New York’s Central Park on a bright October day. There, they get to know one another at an intimate picnic. The second scene finds them within the voluptuous walls of the Guggenheim Museum, where secrets are revealed. What they ultimately discover about each other (and themselves) is tender and surprising in this contemporary, offbeat love story....with a twist.
  • Cinderella (Love What You Wish For)
    With the 1697 French version by Charles Perrault as source material, Cinderella (Love What You Wish for) things are not always what they seem. In this new, smartly written adaptation, the Chorus opens the storybook to tell the tale of Cinderella, as she faces Envy and holds on to goodness in her journey from ashes to wishes granted. Stepsisters Cece and Zisel are devoted to fashion excess and mockery, and,...
    With the 1697 French version by Charles Perrault as source material, Cinderella (Love What You Wish for) things are not always what they seem. In this new, smartly written adaptation, the Chorus opens the storybook to tell the tale of Cinderella, as she faces Envy and holds on to goodness in her journey from ashes to wishes granted. Stepsisters Cece and Zisel are devoted to fashion excess and mockery, and, along with her roaring, crabby, Stepmother Leola, make Cinderella’s life very difficult. But our modest heroine endures as she remembers her lost parents’ Love, and holds fast to her dreams...and wishes. Loyal knights, a magic hearth, a sassy Fairy Godmother, helpful woodland creatures and a giant pumpkin, all come together magically in the moonlight to help Cinderella go to the ball, and meet the royal Prince Veridicus. But will she remember to return home when the clock strikes Midnight? If she does, she just might discover, along with everyone, that the shoe fits…
    Written by Director Mark Boergers and Playwright Dianne Sposito, this literary script is designed with flexibility in mind, including casting, set and costume requirements, with a clear overall appreciation of resources available to producers in today’s market. The 2016 world premiere at Cardinal Stritch University Theatre was an absolute crowd-pleaser and broke their TYA box office records.
    Interested? Let us know before midnight…otherwise, well…YOU know…
  • Dream of a Play
    Creativity and Inspiration are on strike for The Fool, a playwright, who dreams of everything but! Until, that is, the loopy High Priestess pays him a visit in the midst of his dream to dispense some juicy advice, and dream interpretation, of her own. Fortune cookies save the play...and quite possibly, the Dreamer in this curious, funny and thought-provoking little play.

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    Creativity and Inspiration are on strike for The Fool, a playwright, who dreams of everything but! Until, that is, the loopy High Priestess pays him a visit in the midst of his dream to dispense some juicy advice, and dream interpretation, of her own. Fortune cookies save the play...and quite possibly, the Dreamer in this curious, funny and thought-provoking little play.

    "The High Priestess appears as the Fool decides he wants to develop his innate powers, making a move toward becoming a Magus."
  • Hell's Kitchen
    After a night of heavy drinking in his Hell’s Kitchen apartment, a man is roused from deep sleep by an attractive but strident female visitor, with more on her mind than lust. After a start and stop seduction, the penalty for a completely forgotten business deal comes to the surface. The consequences are at first mysterious, then made awesomely clear as the Devil gets her due in this contemporary take on a classic literary theme.
  • Love at the Louvre
    What do great works of Art do after hours in a famous museum? Complain and philosophize, what else? Take a closer look as the Goddess of Love and the most famous painting in the world take a much-needed break to argue about work, fashion, French pastry, the wonder of Beauty, and ultimately discover their eternal purpose in Love at the Louvre.
  • Officials of the Stardust Mission
    With her savvy and sassy scientific commentary, Phoebe, a teenager wise beyond her years, guides us through the story of Avril Mai Juin, a French maid, and her boss, renowned Astronomer Jean-Dominique Cassini, both residents of the Paris Observatory, and the 17th Century. Cassini charges Avril to run “The Errand of The Greatest Import” but there’s a catch: in order to complete the Errand, she will have to...
    With her savvy and sassy scientific commentary, Phoebe, a teenager wise beyond her years, guides us through the story of Avril Mai Juin, a French maid, and her boss, renowned Astronomer Jean-Dominique Cassini, both residents of the Paris Observatory, and the 17th Century. Cassini charges Avril to run “The Errand of The Greatest Import” but there’s a catch: in order to complete the Errand, she will have to travel through Time and Space into the Future. Basically a homebody who loves to gaze at the stars from her window, Avril consents to go, but with her terrible sense of direction, she makes a wrong turn at 1627, and ends up bouncing all over the cosmos, Lower Manhattan and Florida, utterly lost. As Fortune would have it, help is never far away: a Turn-of-the-Century Newsboy, one of the Magi and his Camel, an Aviatrix, a tea-drinking deity, tongue-tied tourists, teachers teaching in two different dimensions, a hip bicycle messenger, an actual star and a helpful, down-on-her-luck-but-up-on-her-heels, hope-filled Drag Queen with a passion for wigs and shopping, all of whom are eager to help Avril in her unconventional quest. Against a backdrop of the Universe, stars and Corelli’s baroque music, Avril discovers that not only will she help Monsieur Cassini and all of Mankind, but will return home with the most wonderful treasure of all because you never really know who the officials of the Stardust Mission really are...until you do!
  • Suddenly, Lasagna!
    It’s 1975, a windy November night in the Upper West Side Giordano apartment. Singing waiter “Jordy” Giordano has cared for his aging, infirm mother for his entire adult life, pushing aside all creative aspirations. That is, until now. Having landed a gig with an opera company, Jordy, using Mama Giordano’s “illness” as a ploy, reunites his estranged and strident siblings for one last Thanksgiving feast, and a...
    It’s 1975, a windy November night in the Upper West Side Giordano apartment. Singing waiter “Jordy” Giordano has cared for his aging, infirm mother for his entire adult life, pushing aside all creative aspirations. That is, until now. Having landed a gig with an opera company, Jordy, using Mama Giordano’s “illness” as a ploy, reunites his estranged and strident siblings for one last Thanksgiving feast, and a big announcement. Val, now a successful lawyer, and Cookie, remembered for her scandalous obesity, gather on Thanksgiving eve, with parade balloons looming in the neighborhood. During the course of the night, rivalries are reignited, weighty family secrets come to light and the deep scars that each has borne all compete for a place at the table. A serious drama about funny people, Suddenly, Lasagna! maintains you can go home again; just make sure you have reservations.
  • What'll the Neighbors Think?
    It’s Christmas Eve, 1983, in a teeny, tiny basement apartment in a New York City Brownstone. KATHERINE "KITTY" PAYNE has moved to the Big Apple to pursue her dream of a musical theatre career on Broadway, but hasn’t had the courage to tell her widowed Mid-western mother about her new husband, ROCCO CUCCINELLO, the super, whom she married soon after arriving. Their first Christmas together, Kitty and...
    It’s Christmas Eve, 1983, in a teeny, tiny basement apartment in a New York City Brownstone. KATHERINE "KITTY" PAYNE has moved to the Big Apple to pursue her dream of a musical theatre career on Broadway, but hasn’t had the courage to tell her widowed Mid-western mother about her new husband, ROCCO CUCCINELLO, the super, whom she married soon after arriving. Their first Christmas together, Kitty and Rocco begin celebrating the night alone, sharing each other’s family traditions and planning for their future, but things don’t quite go according to plan. One by one, the colorful neighbors from the three floors above congregate uninvited, but each with their own compelling reason to stay: MR. IRA ROSENBERG, the brownstone owner, schmoozer and huge fan of Yul Brynner, Kitty’s flamboyant voice coach GLADIOLA KATZ, “the name not the musical,” and MRS. EVA BUTANSKI, a Polish émigré who packs a mean wallop with her holiday cooking. With the neighbors settling in sharing their unique holiday traditions, the tiny apartment is a hive of festive, nutty activity, but there is “no more room in the inn” for any more guests. Until, that is, the arrival of the most surprising guest of all, MRS. AMANDA PAYNE, Kitty’s mother! Kitty must face the choices she has made, but not before each of the neighbors, and Mrs. Payne, have the chance to tell her just what they think! Being together counts more than ever as the little group finds the heart and soul of what it truly means to be a loving neighbor, as Mrs. Payne and Kitty grow “closer” than ever before!
  • When There's a Will, They're Away!
    Fortunes come and fortunes go and fortunes come again in this new-fangled, old-fashioned melodrama. Set in 1890 in the fictional town of Lick Yer Fingers, Missourah, (population: too many), the town’s centenarian-plus-six is just about to meet his Maker but has yet to sign his Will. His sons, who have no inclination toward making an honest living, vie vehemently for his for-tune, designated to whosoever is “...
    Fortunes come and fortunes go and fortunes come again in this new-fangled, old-fashioned melodrama. Set in 1890 in the fictional town of Lick Yer Fingers, Missourah, (population: too many), the town’s centenarian-plus-six is just about to meet his Maker but has yet to sign his Will. His sons, who have no inclination toward making an honest living, vie vehemently for his for-tune, designated to whosoever is “nicest.” However, a fast-talking lawyer hatches a lofty scheme to secure a larger for-tune through a sham marriage to the richest gal in town, designed to line his pockets only. A bumbling man of the cloth, a somber secretary, a temperance worker, a bartender, the town tippler, a lady of the night, a philanderer turned philanthropist, an enlightened sheriff and the truly nicest guy around complicate matters beyond belief. But female intuition, trust of the heart and Mother Nature save the day: Order is restored, lost loves (and writing implements) are found, and folks are financially free to go their own way, because as everyone knows, “When There’s a Will, They’re Away!”