Sean Keeley

Sean Keeley was born in New Jersey and attended Syracuse University, graduating with a degree in marketing and entrepreneurship in 2000. While chasing a screenwriting career in Los Angeles, he started Syracuse blog NunesMagician.com, which led to the publication of a book about SU ("How To Grow An Orange"). Sean's writing credits include the audio drama podcasts "Passage" and "Discovery Park". Two of his screenplays ("God Complex," "The Shore Thing") were optioned by Hollywood producers. He has also penned articles for outlets such as SB Nation, Awful Announcing, Deadspin, Curbed, Eater, and more. He lives in Seattle.

Sean Keeley was born in New Jersey and attended Syracuse University, graduating with a degree in marketing and entrepreneurship in 2000. While chasing a screenwriting career in Los Angeles, he started Syracuse blog NunesMagician.com, which led to the publication of a book about SU ("How To Grow An Orange"). Sean's writing credits include the audio drama podcasts "Passage" and "Discovery Park". Two of his screenplays ("God Complex," "The Shore Thing") were optioned by Hollywood producers. He has also penned articles for outlets such as SB Nation, Awful Announcing, Deadspin, Curbed, Eater, and more. He lives in Seattle.

Scripts

Nice (1-Minute Version)

by Sean Keeley

Cast Size
1
Genre
comedy,
dark comedy

You think I'm a nice person? Do you know what it really means to be nice?

You think I'm a nice person? Do you know what it really means to be nice?

Stand & Clap

by Sean Keeley

2
Cast Size
3
Genre
drama,
mystery/thriller

Adrian “Hoops” Schilling is a giant among women’s college basketball coaches. Multiple national championships. Hall-Of-Fame credentials. And now, 1,000 wins to cap her illustrious career. Casey Ohver watches from a distance as Schilling basks in her glory, all the while harboring a secret that could unravel everything. Ohver claims that she was sexually abused by Schilling’s assistant coach for years and decides...

Adrian “Hoops” Schilling is a giant among women’s college basketball coaches. Multiple national championships. Hall-Of-Fame credentials. And now, 1,000 wins to cap her illustrious career. Casey Ohver watches from a distance as Schilling basks in her glory, all the while harboring a secret that could unravel everything. Ohver claims that she was sexually abused by Schilling’s assistant coach for years and decides to go public with the help of cub reporter Jamie Warheld. Overnight, reputations are ruined, battle lines are drawn, and assumptions hang over everything. Both sides tell a different story about what happened, but in the court of public opinion does it matter which one is right? Does it even matter if the allegations are true?

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Crucifixin's

by Sean Keeley

1
Cast Size
3
Genre
comedy,
dark comedy

Two friends on a cross-country trip stop at the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky. In the museum cafeteria, Crucifixin’s, they delve into the mysteries of life over a steady stream of Bible-themed food items. What starts as a question about parenthood quickly becomes a discussion about belief and whether or not it matters if you're right, whether it comes to Christianity, Judaism, or vegetarianism.

Two friends on a cross-country trip stop at the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky. In the museum cafeteria, Crucifixin’s, they delve into the mysteries of life over a steady stream of Bible-themed food items. What starts as a question about parenthood quickly becomes a discussion about belief and whether or not it matters if you're right, whether it comes to Christianity, Judaism, or vegetarianism.

The Dilemma

by Sean Keeley

4
Cast Size
1
Genre
comedy,
dark comedy,
drama

If your dog and a human being were stuck on a burning boat and you could only rescue one of them, who would you choose?

If your dog and a human being were stuck on a burning boat and you could only rescue one of them, who would you choose?