Mark Mc Quown

Mark Mc Quown

Mark Mc Quown is an Award Winning/Produced Playwright/Screenwriter with credits on the IMDB at http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914380 and also credits for the film, PJ (2008) starring John Heard, Vincent Pastore, Robert Picardo and Hallie Kate Eisenberg. Mark has been honored as a Quarter Finalist in the 1997 Chesterfield Screenwriting Fellowship with “Pier 21”, as a Semi-Finalist in the 1998 Chesterfield...
Mark Mc Quown is an Award Winning/Produced Playwright/Screenwriter with credits on the IMDB at http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914380 and also credits for the film, PJ (2008) starring John Heard, Vincent Pastore, Robert Picardo and Hallie Kate Eisenberg. Mark has been honored as a Quarter Finalist in the 1997 Chesterfield Screenwriting Fellowship with “Pier 21”, as a Semi-Finalist in the 1998 Chesterfield Screenwriting Fellowship with “The China Tiger” and a Quarter Finalist in the 2000-2001 Scriptapalooza with “Jane, The Legend of Mountain Charley. “Graduate School” was named the fourth place winner in The 2006 Winter Script Network Contest in Los Angeles.

Mr. Mc Quown is the recipient of the 1997 Santa Clarita International Film Festival, Animation Division Winner with “The Rocking Horse Christmas”, the 2000 Telluride Independent Film Festival with “The Tahoe Signal”, the 2002 Telluride Independent Film Festival with “Dot Gone” and the 2002-2003 Key West Independent Film Festival with “Pier 21”. He was a Finalist, along with co-writer Donna Lizzio, in The International Family Film Festival, Animation genre with “The Cat and The Rat”, 2005 at The Universal Sheraton Hotel in Universal City. Mr. Mc Quown's play, Resurrection Of The Snowbird, was named as Finalist in The Moondance International Film Festival, Boulder, Colorado, in the Stage Writing category for 2015.

Mark possess an MFA in Directing from The School of Theater, Film and Television and is a member of The Screen Actors Guild/AFTRA, Actors Equity
Association along with The New York Dramatist Guild and The Association of Los
Angeles Playwrights. Presently Mr. Mc Quown teaches Acting One at Saddleback College in Mission Viejo, California.

Plays

  • Are The Wings On The Bee Clean?
    An older couple who have lived together most of their lives, come to a point where they talk about death and the passing on of the house. They have no children but always wanted them. They hire two gay men who are a small company of movers, to move their things to storage so the house can be sold.

    The two, gay men turn out to be ex-burglars and the kind of people who are looking for some big...
    An older couple who have lived together most of their lives, come to a point where they talk about death and the passing on of the house. They have no children but always wanted them. They hire two gay men who are a small company of movers, to move their things to storage so the house can be sold.

    The two, gay men turn out to be ex-burglars and the kind of people who are looking for some big score to carry them through the rest of their lives. The man of the house, Clarence, who is already a ghost, collected coins during his life time and accumulated a collection worth almost as much as the house. Edith his wife has always wanted to just be wild for a time and she is finding that this age of Marijuana smokers is just her kind of people.

    The gay movers, Clarence and Edith slowly expose their secrets and the secrets of others. As the second act moves forward, Clarence and Edith have decided to take them men under their wing, like their children, and help them finish their lives in the fast lane with some help from the ghosts of the previous owners.
  • Ripples
    Ripples
    By Mark Mc Quown

    Synopsis

    Ripples is a comedy about four people who come together several years after the Coronavirus was coming to an end. In an empty housing track where families once lived, certain houses have been taken over by squatters who claim some right to the property from just living there for long periods of time.

    Leonard, a seventy...
    Ripples
    By Mark Mc Quown

    Synopsis

    Ripples is a comedy about four people who come together several years after the Coronavirus was coming to an end. In an empty housing track where families once lived, certain houses have been taken over by squatters who claim some right to the property from just living there for long periods of time.

    Leonard, a seventy plus year old man has been living in one of the houses for over two years as the Coronavirus slowly wound down to its apparent end. He lives in a house that has piles of junk and trash, some three feet to two feet high, forming trails between the other rooms. Eventually others arrive and try and stake a claim on a room or just some space to hide.

    Shar, a man in his late twenties, shows up next and Leonard allows Shar to carve out some tiny cave in the junk piles as a living space. Shar is a man with very female
    qualities and verbally advocates his need for a sex change operation.

    Following Shar is Harley, a woman in her late twenties to early thirties who is very male aggressive under her blonde female illusive personality. Leonard and Shar both agree to allow Harley some space behind the completely junk covered sofa in the living-room.

    Caroline is the last member to arrive and is the actual owner, now, of the house. Caroline is in her mid-twenties, carries a 357 Magnum pistol for protection and has a very, very bad attitude toward the people she thinks junked out her house.

    Ripples tells the story of how these four, completely different people, come together in a house during one of the worlds worst pandemics called Covid-19. As their relations try to find some fit, a mysterious story about Leonard and Caroline’s parents begins to surface. Caroline’s parents died of the virus in the same hospital that Leonard claims he worked in as an LVN. Somehow none of what Leonard relates about that experience does not explain why Caroline’s parent’s car ended up in their driveway shortly after they both died.

    In the end, the four characters begin to form relations that seem totally crazy from an outside point of view, but crazy things happen in crazy times, and this crazy time started with just one little ripple in another country that finally hit America as a tidal wave.

    Four characters, one living-room set in a 1940’s house, a new story in the coronavirus era with great dialogue and a mystery to solve along the way.
  • I Think Dad Was Here
    I Think Dad Was Here
    By Mark Mc Quown
    Synopsis


    I Think Dad Was Here is a two-act dramedy with five characters and one location, and a story which starts with the death of the father, Hugh, at seventy-four years old. In the house they were all born in, older brother Michael, younger brother Jeffrey, and their little sister Sophia are all back home for the funeral of their...
    I Think Dad Was Here
    By Mark Mc Quown
    Synopsis


    I Think Dad Was Here is a two-act dramedy with five characters and one location, and a story which starts with the death of the father, Hugh, at seventy-four years old. In the house they were all born in, older brother Michael, younger brother Jeffrey, and their little sister Sophia are all back home for the funeral of their father, Hugh, who is somehow, not quite dead. Hugh is a ghost and is back in partial life to make sure that his wife Marilyn and his daughter have enough money to live on for the rest of their lives.

    Unfortunately, the money that Hugh saved for this very moment is locked up in two pieces of paper. One piece is a Lottery Ticket Scratcher worth two million dollars and the other scrap of paper is a winning Horse Race Ticket worth seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Both tickets have a one-year expiration date and that date is now closing in as the funeral for Hugh is to take place at the beginning of Act-Two.

    Act-One introduces the family with Michael being in his forties, Jeffrey in his thirties and Sophia in her late twenties. Their mother Marilyn is in her late sixties and is showing her age in her forgetfulness and her inability to keep a solid train of thought. Hugh, as the ghost in the house, also loses his thought patterns and must go back and try and remember what they are as he actively tries to find two small pieces of paper in a house that is in the process of moving and being sold. At the same time, Jeffrey is in desperate needs of money as he has overextended himself with a group of very unpleasant criminal figures who now want their money back and are threatening him with violence.

    At the same time, brother Michael seems to need money although he is not outwardly desperate like his brother, and their sister Sophia and their mother Marilyn seem to be very comfortable in the present situation and do not seem to need money or want to look for it as a treasure in the house.

    Act-Two resolves many of the money problems, answers many of the questions about secrets, secret hiding places and the very real possibility that their father Hugh is still in the house as a ghost. I Think Dad Was Here is a fast-moving Dramedy with hilarious moments of family dispute and desperation, which are vaulted forward by secrets, secret alliances and the hugely funny antics of a Scottish/American old man simply trying to do the best for his family except he waited just a bit too long to get started in the process, and died.

  • Ariel
    Playwrights are magicians bringing magic to the stage but sometimes
    these stories get confused between what is real and what is illusion. Matthew
    is writing a play about wine barons in California during the early 1900’s. He is
    writing a mystery that concerns the death and the division of the will of a hugely
    successful winery owner in the Napa, Sonoma and Mendacino Valleys....
    Playwrights are magicians bringing magic to the stage but sometimes
    these stories get confused between what is real and what is illusion. Matthew
    is writing a play about wine barons in California during the early 1900’s. He is
    writing a mystery that concerns the death and the division of the will of a hugely
    successful winery owner in the Napa, Sonoma and Mendacino Valleys.

    Matthew’s family is living in the house on an old orchard once owned by
    one of the relatives he is writing about. Matthew spends his day writing and taking
    care of his four-year-old daughter Ariel. Ariel is very young but has deep insight
    into many of Matthew’s play problems.

    Matthew’s wife Sheila is a working mother and is trying to do what is best for
    her family, but while she seeks work for her husband and also deals with Ariel’s
    constant commentary, Matthew’s play begins to turn into the play that Matthew
    is writing

    In the end, Matthew almost finishes the play but the household strangeness
    becomes too much for then so he abandons the project and they abandon
    the house. In the final moments of the play, Ariel ends up in the family car
    driving away without either parent who are now chasing the car down the
    gravel driveway. A glass drops in the empty kitchen and that is the end.

    “Ariel” is a play in a play in a play.

  • Life Is A Series Of U Turns
    “LIFE IS A SERIES OF U-TURNS”
    A Play in Two Acts

    By
    Mark Mc Quown

    Synopsis


    In a hospital room, built to be occupied by one person only, Ortell goes
    through a daily routine of fighting off war planes and attacking submarines from
    his own, mental-made playground in which he hides.

    One of these routines is the visit...
    “LIFE IS A SERIES OF U-TURNS”
    A Play in Two Acts

    By
    Mark Mc Quown

    Synopsis


    In a hospital room, built to be occupied by one person only, Ortell goes
    through a daily routine of fighting off war planes and attacking submarines from
    his own, mental-made playground in which he hides.

    One of these routines is the visit of the three doctors who are in charge
    of Ortell ‘s care and his mental well being. This is not an easy task since Ortell
    sees himself as many different people with all the same affliction which is
    that he must hide. Who Ortell is hiding from is the multi billion dollar question.

    Ortell is rich, fabulously rich and completely insane, or is he? Ortell is the
    product of a society born and raised in the world of terror and its murderous
    domain. Ortell has acquired riches beyond imagination but at the same time he
    feels he is in imminent danger.

    Ortell is hiding from the same terror which he spent part of his life trying
    to eliminate. But the gang of men and women who were recruited to help fight
    this invasion of terrorism into our American homes became a terrorist group in
    itself and now it seeks Ortell.

    Ortell has cleverly hidden himself inside a hospital he had built for this
    one person. Even under the highest of Security, Ortell, like the metaphor for
    violence which he represents, is found out by the pack and they are hunting him.

    Is this all true or is this the visage of a man who had some money but lost
    the reality of where it came from? Ortell has himself committed because he could
    no longer remember which back-pocket carried his wallet. From this point of insanity
    Ortell soberly tells us in words and signs that the only sect of people who are safe
    from the violence of terrorism are the rich and the super-rich.

    “Life is A Series of U-Turns”, is a mental chess-game with three men and one
    woman in one single location where the drama is played out like a long scene in a
    motion-picture with an ending that is coherent with the insanity of the text.

  • The Keys To The Kingdom
    The Keys To The Kingdom
    By Mark Mc Quown

    Synopsis


    Sandy and Sylvia live together in Sandy's house even though she has her own apartment. They are the up and coming new rich of America but their lives are so caught up in their
    work that they don't even realize that a homeless man has followed Sandy home because Sandy left his keys at the local news...
    The Keys To The Kingdom
    By Mark Mc Quown

    Synopsis


    Sandy and Sylvia live together in Sandy's house even though she has her own apartment. They are the up and coming new rich of America but their lives are so caught up in their
    work that they don't even realize that a homeless man has followed Sandy home because Sandy left his keys at the local news stand where Otis hangs out.

    Otis is a homeless black man whose background is shaded and hidden. After weeks in the attic room, he has added on in Sandy's house, Otis is discovered by the maid who becomes very attracted to him. At the close of act one, everyone knows something is going on in the house and finally Otis enters and introduces himself as their live-in man who is now suing since he was hurt falling on the front porch.

    Act two reveals that Otis was once a high-powered lawyer for firms that were less than good to the environment and he had to give up his life after awhile because he won all his cases. Sandy becomes very attracted to the possibility of just living
    under a bridge with other homeless people so he trades place with Otis who has now slept with both the maid and Sylvia.

    In the end, everyone is working for Otis and Jo Anne has convinced him that he needs to try and unravel some of the damage he did as a working lawyer for the rich and the richer. This is a comic, television style look at how fast society is going, what we are doing with homelessness as
    an issue, sex, trust and who really has the better life, the homeless or the mortgage payers going belly up, in a market that raises and falls on a dime?

    The story is fast and imitates television sit-coms in its rhythmic structure. The play imitates television and satirizes it at the same time. The story was written as a spoof on television sitcom madness. This is an award-winning,produced play, produced at Theater Unlimited in Hollywood, California.

    Four characters, one set and one funny story.


  • PJ
    P.J.

    By
    Mark Mc Quown


    SYNOPSIS

    In modern day New York City, Charles is walking along a street when
    two cars collide in a fiery accident. He is compelled to rush forward when
    he sees a small child, trapped in the back seat of one of the vehicles. In a
    moment of extra ordinary strength, he tears off the car door and saves the...
    P.J.

    By
    Mark Mc Quown


    SYNOPSIS

    In modern day New York City, Charles is walking along a street when
    two cars collide in a fiery accident. He is compelled to rush forward when
    he sees a small child, trapped in the back seat of one of the vehicles. In a
    moment of extra ordinary strength, he tears off the car door and saves the
    child’s life.

    When Charles wakes up from what he thinks is a dream, he is in a
    hospital in Manhattan and he can’t remember who he is or anything
    about his life. The play begins with Charles, in a straight jacket, seated
    in the down stairs office of Dr. Shearson, Head of Psychiatrics, while
    Burt, the doctor’s assistant, is on the office phone collecting from his
    bookie.

    The rest of this intense mystery/thriller is spent discovering the lost
    strings of Charles complicated mind and how he ultimately ended up
    in a hospital where no one knows where he is including himself. He
    only finds his lost life through the efforts of Dr. Shearson, his assistant
    Burt and Shelly, Charles ex-girl friend, who is discovered as the link to
    Charles past and possibly to his present condition.

    P.J. is a drama which pits the Medical association and all of it’s
    history against the metaphysical and supernatural world of P.J., the
    man known as Charles who can’t remember his name. Is Charles a
    human, receiving special instructions from a very real God or is Charles
    a young, deluded man whose personality has split under the pressure
    of his faith fighting against his real life.

    P.J. is an Award-Winning Play and now a movie with a fast paced
    moving story with four principal roles, one location and one male role for
    an exceptionally gifted actor. P.J. was the recipient of the Best New Play
    Award from the Denver Theatre Critics in 1988.

  • Are You Sitting Down?
    Are You Sitting Down?
    By Mark Mc Quown

    Synopsis


    Carl Davidson (aka, The Old Man) is dying in a hospital bed, for which
    he pre-paid years ago for his own protection. Carl is dying but his mind is racing
    forward towards the end of his assignment on Earth. Carl believes himself to be
    an alien and he bases this hypothesis on certain very strange...
    Are You Sitting Down?
    By Mark Mc Quown

    Synopsis


    Carl Davidson (aka, The Old Man) is dying in a hospital bed, for which
    he pre-paid years ago for his own protection. Carl is dying but his mind is racing
    forward towards the end of his assignment on Earth. Carl believes himself to be
    an alien and he bases this hypothesis on certain very strange traits which he
    recognized later in life as the foot print of his larger being.

    The Old Man hides behind his sheets and pretends to be dying and when
    the room is empty, except for the Head Nurse, he climbs out of his hospital bed
    and sits in a visitors chair where he continues his research on death and plots
    the ways he will return this information to his native planet.

    The Old Man is seeking some ‘primary source’ material on ‘life after
    death’. He feels this is the most important information he can return to his
    alien planet. At the end of Act One he has a heart attack, which he survives, so
    his commentary and sexual exploits with the Nurse, continue at the beginning
    of Act Two.

    Are You Sitting Down? is a semi-serious, often comic and satirical
    look at dying, being rich when you die, sex, drugs and what a bitch it is to get
    old. There is one main, male role and roles for one male principal and two
    female principals who play multiple roles. One simple set and a hell of a
    ride.
  • Sanjay
    George and Andrea have lived together for over thirty years as a good set of parents to their two children. Now, in their Southern California home their children are grown up, married and living in their own homes. George and Andrea are feeling the pangs of loneliness and stress as they now begin their lives without kids. George is a professor at the local City College and he is living the...
    George and Andrea have lived together for over thirty years as a good set of parents to their two children. Now, in their Southern California home their children are grown up, married and living in their own homes. George and Andrea are feeling the pangs of loneliness and stress as they now begin their lives without kids. George is a professor at the local City College and he is living the nightmare of getting old and losing his sexuality. He also is a long time marijuana smoker who hides his habit from his family. Andrea has completely immersed herself in her daughter’s grammar school play as the costume advisor.
    Right in the middle of George beginning to have his first nervous breakdown they have a visit from Sanjay, a poor East Indian boy who George and Andrea have supported since he was six years old through an International Foundation called, Save The children. Sanjay just shows up on their doorstep from India and claims he has been accepted as a student in a big New York University. He has only come to California to say hello and thank you but Andrea convinces Sanjay to stay at least a couple of days. Sanjay causes a great change in George and Andrea as they both try to adjust to this new relation with Sanjay who is now an adult. George’s drug problems and his sexual problems are all heightened with Sanjay staying in the house. Eventually Sanjay convinces George to teach him how to drive and then Sanjay takes the family car out by himself.
    George and Andrea have a huge fight which results in Andrea showing George all of his drug hiding places and admitting that she has known for years about his secret. The car incident also explodes George and Andréa’s sexual problems into the real world where they discuss the possibility of Andrea sleeping with another man to satisfy George’s inability to be totally satisfying in bed.
    In the end Sanjay returns the car without killing himself, George and Andrea get a realistic chance at improving their marriage through honesty and George is left in the end considering stopping his life long drug abuse.
  • A Contemporary Christmas Carol
    In modern day Beverly Hills, high powered Talent and Literary agent Elgin Scroge
    goes about his daily business running the shop with his one employee, Bob Cricket. It
    is the Christmas season of the year and Bob wants to leave early so he can buy Christmas
    presents for his family and Elgin finally lets him go with comments about how Elgin is left again to run the business.
    ...
    In modern day Beverly Hills, high powered Talent and Literary agent Elgin Scroge
    goes about his daily business running the shop with his one employee, Bob Cricket. It
    is the Christmas season of the year and Bob wants to leave early so he can buy Christmas
    presents for his family and Elgin finally lets him go with comments about how Elgin is left again to run the business.

    The day turns to night and Elgin, who lives in his agency, pulls out the Murphy bed and prepares to go to sleep. In the middle of the night he is wakened by sounds from the Spirit of Christmas past played by a puppet. The spirit takes Elgin back in time and allows him to see how the past has formed his present situation. Some of these scenes are viewed through the flat screen television or the home movie center in the office. Other scenes are play out in the office.

    The play follows the Dickens story with the Spirit of Christmas present and Christmas future, both puppets, bringing Elgin’s life to a full circle and making him realize that he has not been the man he thought he was. In a whirlwind of change Eglin decides that he will be the man he always wanted to be and he starts by giving money to a charity that helps support lost and homeless children.

    Elgin has a limousine drive him to the Cricket house where he parts with more money; enough to give the Crickets the best Christmas of their lives including a very important operation for Tina Cricket, one time California State Ice Skating champion who was hurt from a fatal fall. Elgin also gives the Crickets the Dead to their home so they will have some security for the future.

    The play ends with Elgin giving money to passers by and the homeless. Elgin has obviously changed for the better and seems like he will be a better, more accommodating agent than he has been in the past.

    The play is an updated version of, A Christmas Carol, including most of the cast from the original story. The script uses multi-media screens inside the agency to project many of the scenes from the past which were shot during the rehearsals on a digital camera and then edited as film and transmitted either through a 52” plasma, flat screen television or an eight foot square rear projection screen which acts as a home movie theatre for the agency to view movies or reels of new clients.
  • Angels, The Ninth Order
    The play takes place in Heaven in a location called The Way Station. The story has eight characters; four men and four women, whose ages range from ten, or a woman who looks ten, up to the mid-sixties with Wendell the mechanic. In the first act, Angel pledges are dropped into the Way Station through a crude chute or tube offstage and unseen. They hit the floor backstage and then roll through the red curtains...
    The play takes place in Heaven in a location called The Way Station. The story has eight characters; four men and four women, whose ages range from ten, or a woman who looks ten, up to the mid-sixties with Wendell the mechanic. In the first act, Angel pledges are dropped into the Way Station through a crude chute or tube offstage and unseen. They hit the floor backstage and then roll through the red curtains separated by white sheers and join the slowly growing crowd of Angels-to-be on the cloud and sky painted floor.
    Angels is about evil and focuses on the present evil of ISIS or ISIL and the conundrum of why the Lord isn’t taking a recognizable stand in a fight that is over-poweringly about good and evil. In the end this new group of recruit Angels causes a mutiny in Heaven and all at the same time, they bail out of the Way Station, making their way back down the chute to earth to rejoin with each other as a band of informed citizens who are disseminating to all earthly beings that this evil we face on earth today in the radical form of ISIS or ISIL is truly evil and may be
    ruled through the direct intervention of Morningstar, the King of Hell.


  • Resurrection Of The Snowbird
    Resurrection Of The Snowbird is the story of an old sailboat that has been stowed away for years under the back porch in a sandy tomb under Mama’s house on the Island of Balboa across from the Newport Jetty in southern California. At the beginning Mama is dead but she acts as a ghost all thorough to the end of the play. She has died, sold the house and now all of the relatives, the cousins, the uncles, the...
    Resurrection Of The Snowbird is the story of an old sailboat that has been stowed away for years under the back porch in a sandy tomb under Mama’s house on the Island of Balboa across from the Newport Jetty in southern California. At the beginning Mama is dead but she acts as a ghost all thorough to the end of the play. She has died, sold the house and now all of the relatives, the cousins, the uncles, the aunts – have come to take away their share of her goods while she watches and comments.
    Aunt Bar is mama’s daughter and her caretaker for the last thirty some odd years and there is a back lash of feeling in the family that Mama sold the house out from under her own daughter. She is there at the beginning, packing and wrapping and stacking boxes of stuff bound for someone else’s house. Marty, Mama’s granddaughter, is there with her husband Hal and their two daughters, Caroline and Cassandra. Cassandra has a very special place in Mama’s heart and in the course of the play – she leaves Cassandra an ancient, lost, antique ring that brings the family almost to war over who should have the piece of jewelry.
    Lindsay, Marty sister and another granddaughter of Mama is there with her husband Evan and their children who are never seen in the play, only heard. Evan has taken on the task of resurrecting the Snowbird from the down under which required a dredge to take out the sand. The running dredge is a constant reminder to Mama about why she hated the boat so much and why she is so glad that it is finally being dredged up to be thrown away on the garbage barge.
    Piece by piece, furniture by furniture, Mama’s home is taken apart in the two acts so what starts out as a fully furnished home of great antiques, in the end the house is almost empty. Also in the end, the Snowbird is hauled up and taken out on the end of the pier and placed on the garbage barge to be left in a land fill. The leaving of the sailboat is also Mam’s cue so after the fight over the lost ring all the families leave and Mama is alone except for two moving men who take the last large sofa and leave the house empty.
    Resurrection Of The Snowbird has a cast of eight. Two men in their forties and six women who range in age from teenagers to Mama at eighty nine. The play takes place in a single set, Mama’s one time home and the time is the late 1980’s. There are two, male cameo’s at the end in the form of the moving men. They are on stage for one page.
  • "Dragula"
    “Dragula”
    A new musical in two acts
    Book by Mark Mc Quown
    Music and Lyrics by Buddy Mix

    In the city of Transylvania, Romania, is the tourist attraction of Bran Castle which is rumored and reported to be Dracula’s Castle. Living in the castle today is a coven of vampires whose head is called Dragula and they live off of the stray tourist who gets lost now and then in...
    “Dragula”
    A new musical in two acts
    Book by Mark Mc Quown
    Music and Lyrics by Buddy Mix

    In the city of Transylvania, Romania, is the tourist attraction of Bran Castle which is rumored and reported to be Dracula’s Castle. Living in the castle today is a coven of vampires whose head is called Dragula and they live off of the stray tourist who gets lost now and then in the castle walls.

    Jordan and Melissa are a young to middle age couple, about to be married and on their pre honey moon visiting Bran Castle but what they really want to do is spend the night in Dracula’s bed. The couple hides from the tour and before the tour leaves for the day they find themselves in Dracula’s Bedroom facing Dragula, dressed as a Security Guard.

    Dragula discovers that Jordan studies bats for a living and tells Jordan and Melissa that they may return that evening and be part of a dinner party for other members of a society who also study bats. Jordan and Melissa leave with the tour but return that evening by taxi and are ushered into the bedroom, now a dining room, and unbeknownst to them – they are on the menu.

    At the end of act one, Jordan and Melissa have discovered that they are in a coven of vampires and try everything to escape but Dragula, unwittingly falls in love with Jordan and spares their lives until Dragula is forced to bite Melissa who then, for a brief period, turns into the Queen of the coven and Dragula loses his powers and is restored to human form.

    Act two brings Jordan and Dragula together to fight the menacing Melissa and Jordan slowly feeling like he is falling in love with a man. In that moment, Melissa is struck by a silver arrow from a bow gun and returns to her human form and now Dragula, Melissa and Jordan are all running from the coven. The coven finally corners them all and one of them bites Dragula who immediately returns to his former stature and the ruler of this coven and this castle.

    Dragula realizes how impossible it is for him to fall in love with a human and also how much he misses his lost humanity. He hypnotizes Jordan and Melissa so they won’t remember what happened and he sends them back to America to enjoy their lives and American television. He then sends coven members out seeking fresh blood but only gets an apple in return as he retires again for a long night’s sleep in Bran Castle, Transylvania, Romania.
  • Tranquility Disturbed
    Tranquility Disturbed is a full length, two act play about an American family in economic and in old age crisis. Stewart and Lindsay are married, living with their fourteen year old daughter Trarey and Lindsay's mother Barbara. Stewart has recently lost his job so they have sealed up a doorway between two houses, one which Barbara owns and where she used to live. Barbara is 89.

    Barbara...
    Tranquility Disturbed is a full length, two act play about an American family in economic and in old age crisis. Stewart and Lindsay are married, living with their fourteen year old daughter Trarey and Lindsay's mother Barbara. Stewart has recently lost his job so they have sealed up a doorway between two houses, one which Barbara owns and where she used to live. Barbara is 89.

    Barbara is going down hill about as fast as Stewart and Lindsay who can't seem to stay afloat after years of using credit cards to bolster them up until Stewart found a new job. Barbara was moved into Stewart and Lindsay's house and now they rent Barbara's home so they can live on the additional income.

    Barbara is dying slowly and Stewart, who never wanted to be a care taker, is taking care of his mother-in-law while still trying to raise his daughter Trarey. The household is constantly bombarded by phone calls from creditors both the land line and their cell phones. The dog, who we never see, is constantly announcing someone coming or going and all of these things are driving Stewart to drink.

    In addition, Barbara's house is now the only thing that is keeping them all afloat except that she is dying. The play goes through normal days where totally non normal things happen. Barbara is slowly loosing her place in time as her minds lapses into dementia caused by a urine infection. Stewart thinks that the old lady is messing with him and is constantly on alert for her to make some outburst that would prove his theory. Otherwise Stewart writes and tries to sell his writing for additional income.

    Barbara goes to a hospital in an ambulance at the end of act one and is much better at the beginning of act two. Act two moves forward day by day in the same rhythm as act one except there is a sense of a greater urgency when Barbara starts to go down hill again until near the end she seems coma like sitting at the dining room table. Stewart thinks she has died and places a kitchen towel over her head since that is the only thing that seems right.

    Lindsay and Trarey come home to find Barbara seemingly dead, sitting at the dining room table with the towel. All hell breaks loose as the family phones for another ambulance, another round of credit card phone calls, the dog going nuts until Barbara finally wakes up from her deep sleep.

    From there to the end is the process of putting Barbara back in her room so she can watch "Mash", help Trarey to understand about ghosts, death and her grand mother and an added understanding that no matter how old she gets Barbara is still a human being who deserves the rights and dignity of any human on this earth.

    This is a four person play with age ranges from eighty nine to fourteen, a single set with minimal furniture and props.