Susan Cinoman

Susan Cinoman is a playwright and screenwriter whose work is published and produced internationally. She began as a comedy writer and performer in the all woman comedy group, “The Soubrettes” in Philadelphia, and had a hit song on local radio.
Off Broadway- “Cinoman and Rebeck” and “Gin and Bitters” at The Miranda, Off Broadway.
She has had numerous workshop productions of plays produced at The Ensemble Studio Theatre and Naked Angels.
“Beds” and “Truth and Sex” were made into short films by Akvarious Productions in Mumbai, India.
”Beds” was produced by the Secret Rose Theatre in Los Angeles, Citywrights Summer Festival of Plays in Miami, Florida and Four Points Theatre in Boston, Ma. and called, “A surreal and witty take on infidelity” by Miamai critics.
Her play “Sweet...

Susan Cinoman is a playwright and screenwriter whose work is published and produced internationally. She began as a comedy writer and performer in the all woman comedy group, “The Soubrettes” in Philadelphia, and had a hit song on local radio.
Off Broadway- “Cinoman and Rebeck” and “Gin and Bitters” at The Miranda, Off Broadway.
She has had numerous workshop productions of plays produced at The Ensemble Studio Theatre and Naked Angels.
“Beds” and “Truth and Sex” were made into short films by Akvarious Productions in Mumbai, India.
”Beds” was produced by the Secret Rose Theatre in Los Angeles, Citywrights Summer Festival of Plays in Miami, Florida and Four Points Theatre in Boston, Ma. and called, “A surreal and witty take on infidelity” by Miamai critics.
Her play “Sweet Sand,” produced by Ensemble Studio Theatre has been recently published.
Ms.Cinoman is the recipient of The Best Connecticut Filmmaker Award in 2009, The Best Narrative Film at New England Film and Video Festival, Official Selection by The International Berkshire Film Festival, The Maxwell Anderson Playwrights Prize, The Aristos Award.
Currently, her play "Guenevere" is in development, and has been developed by Women's Playwright Initiative in Ivoryton, Connecticut, https://www.pawlingtheatreexchange.org, and is the recipient of The Guilford Prize in Drama.
She is the conceiver of Period Piece featuring Mandy Moore, AJ Michalka, Jessica Hecht, Lauren Patten, Beth Leveal, Cady Huffman, Cassandra Medley, Delanna Sudi and many other theatre and television artists.
For television, Susan created the recurring character of Miss Cinoman on ABC-TV's The Goldbergs and is a frequent writer and contributor.
Susan is a proud member of The Writer's Guild of America East, The League of Professional Theatre Women and Honor Roll!an advocacy group for women + over forty

Scripts

The Day Dickens Drowned

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

This play presents the possible circumstance where the true inspiration for "A Christmas Carol" was wrought. After falling from a ship into dark, churning waters, Charles Dickens is swept into a near death experience. Tasked to identify his "benefactor" in order to return to life, Dickens embarks on a journey.
He, like his future character, Scrooge, is confronted by spirits from his past—his devoted but long...

This play presents the possible circumstance where the true inspiration for "A Christmas Carol" was wrought. After falling from a ship into dark, churning waters, Charles Dickens is swept into a near death experience. Tasked to identify his "benefactor" in order to return to life, Dickens embarks on a journey.
He, like his future character, Scrooge, is confronted by spirits from his past—his devoted but long-suffering wife, Elizabeth; the formidable Charlotte Brontë, who challenges his legacy and his dismissive attitudes toward women writers; and the shadow of his own mother, whose emotional distance has haunted him since childhood. Led by these figures and others, Dickens must navigate scenes from his life—revisiting his marriage, his creative triumphs, and the wounds he inflicted on those closest to him. As the boundaries between memory and imagination blur, Dickens is forced to reckon with his failures and his loves. Only by facing the truth can Dickens hope to find redemption and return to the world he left behind.

Dog and Cat Watch the Tonys

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

Written as a commission for wonderful actor and comedian, Charlie Schlatter, "Dog and Cat Watch the Tonys" is an homage to animals, actors, awards and all their similarities and differences. Thanks to Kaz Matamura for all the support and love over the years!

Written as a commission for wonderful actor and comedian, Charlie Schlatter, "Dog and Cat Watch the Tonys" is an homage to animals, actors, awards and all their similarities and differences. Thanks to Kaz Matamura for all the support and love over the years!

Little Match Girl

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

A little match girl delivers good news at a very sad time.

A little match girl delivers good news at a very sad time.

The Lodge

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

A man and his wife are having a terrible relationship when a deer walks up the walk of their lodge on a lake.

A man and his wife are having a terrible relationship when a deer walks up the walk of their lodge on a lake.

Guenevere

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

When they come upon the legendary sword in the stone, it's Guenevere, not Arthur, who is able to pull it out. Arthur persuades Guenevere to let him take the credit and become King of England. Guenevere, regretting her mistake, spends half of her life trying to regain what rightfully belongs to her.

When they come upon the legendary sword in the stone, it's Guenevere, not Arthur, who is able to pull it out. Arthur persuades Guenevere to let him take the credit and become King of England. Guenevere, regretting her mistake, spends half of her life trying to regain what rightfully belongs to her.

The Bardo State

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

A young man has to decide whether he'll go to his next life with the same set of parents who raised him. (One character doubles.)

A young man has to decide whether he'll go to his next life with the same set of parents who raised him. (One character doubles.)

Hungarian Comedy

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

Synopsis “Hungarian Rhapsody” by Susan Cinoman

A gypsy and a farm woman fall in love when he invades her home.

Synopsis “Hungarian Rhapsody” by Susan Cinoman

A gypsy and a farm woman fall in love when he invades her home.

The Shop

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

Two women with a shared past, and special psychic abilities, not coincidentally meet in a dress shop at Christmastime.

Two women with a shared past, and special psychic abilities, not coincidentally meet in a dress shop at Christmastime.

Three Monologues by Susan Cinoman

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

Naomi- from Gin and Bitters- a young woman in love with her gay best friend finds a way to break away and begin her own life.
Angala- from "Hungarian Rhapsody"a prejudice farm woman who falls in love with a Romani man who breaks into her house
Helen- the matriarch of the household who is trying to control her adult daughters

Naomi- from Gin and Bitters- a young woman in love with her gay best friend finds a way to break away and begin her own life.
Angala- from "Hungarian Rhapsody"a prejudice farm woman who falls in love with a Romani man who breaks into her house
Helen- the matriarch of the household who is trying to control her adult daughters

Covid Operations

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

The virus itself has a conflict.

The virus itself has a conflict.

Rachel Goldman's Breasts

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

A teacher is called into the office of the Superintendent of schools to "discuss" the what has been deemed to be salacious music program she recently put on. Censorship and authority is explored in this ten minute dark comedy.
This play has been selected to be part of the International Short and Sweet Festival and will be performed in Hollywood, Ca this fall.

A teacher is called into the office of the Superintendent of schools to "discuss" the what has been deemed to be salacious music program she recently put on. Censorship and authority is explored in this ten minute dark comedy.
This play has been selected to be part of the International Short and Sweet Festival and will be performed in Hollywood, Ca this fall.

Hysteria

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

A young Victorian woman falls in love with her mother's fiancé. When she realizes she can successfully seduce him her mind is changed completely.

A young Victorian woman falls in love with her mother's fiancé. When she realizes she can successfully seduce him her mind is changed completely.

Love and Class in Connecticut

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

A black sheep sister story where the wayward artist tries to steal the doctor husband of her post partum hysterical sister.

A black sheep sister story where the wayward artist tries to steal the doctor husband of her post partum hysterical sister.

Cinoman and Rebeck

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

4 plays by Susan Cinoman and 2 by Theresa Rebeck produced at The Miranda Theatre Company Off Broadway.
The 4 by Cinoman available are The Bull, The Sin Eater of Cork, Hysteria and Truth and Sex.

4 plays by Susan Cinoman and 2 by Theresa Rebeck produced at The Miranda Theatre Company Off Broadway.
The 4 by Cinoman available are The Bull, The Sin Eater of Cork, Hysteria and Truth and Sex.

Gin and Bitters

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

Set in the early 1990's at the beginning of the AIDS crisis, an out of work actress and her friend a gay writer/bartender navigate the love, betrayal, change and renewal of their complicated relationship.

Set in the early 1990's at the beginning of the AIDS crisis, an out of work actress and her friend a gay writer/bartender navigate the love, betrayal, change and renewal of their complicated relationship.

All Me, All the Time

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

Jake and Sharon are a beautiful reserved couple. Jake invites over the feuding, ascerbic Barry and Pam, since their daughters are friends and are out for the night after high school graduation. Both couples spar and spat while their daughter's tryst with Jake's unseen law partner. The marriages unravel while the children are unattended.

Jake and Sharon are a beautiful reserved couple. Jake invites over the feuding, ascerbic Barry and Pam, since their daughters are friends and are out for the night after high school graduation. Both couples spar and spat while their daughter's tryst with Jake's unseen law partner. The marriages unravel while the children are unattended.

The Bull

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

A Matador faces a bull who may or may not also be a beautiful woman.

A Matador faces a bull who may or may not also be a beautiful woman.

Hungarian Rhapsody (Blind Submission)

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

A lonely housewife is held captive in her own home by a Romani man, and his rabbit, bent on revenge.

A lonely housewife is held captive in her own home by a Romani man, and his rabbit, bent on revenge.

Sweet Sand

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

Teen girl Sandy, outgoing and seemingly innocent, is best friends with the more outwardly sophisticated, bookish Morgan, also a teenage girl. Something of Morgan's is lost forever and a betrayal erupts, when Jimmy, a charismatic motorcycle rider, and prep school drop out, unexpectedly comes to see Sandy on a typical Beach Haven, New Jersey summer evening.

Teen girl Sandy, outgoing and seemingly innocent, is best friends with the more outwardly sophisticated, bookish Morgan, also a teenage girl. Something of Morgan's is lost forever and a betrayal erupts, when Jimmy, a charismatic motorcycle rider, and prep school drop out, unexpectedly comes to see Sandy on a typical Beach Haven, New Jersey summer evening.

Fitting Rooms

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

3 Different pairs of women, some friends, some not, intersect in a chic Philadelphia boutique. All have anxiety when they look in the mirror.

3 Different pairs of women, some friends, some not, intersect in a chic Philadelphia boutique. All have anxiety when they look in the mirror.

Spice of Life by Susan Cinoman

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

Spice of Life, a collection of short plays about the stages of living

Birth

Mother’s Milk- A new mother faces the horrors of being alone with her new born baby who appears to her as a glamorous vamp from another era, demanding martinis and rejecting her mother’s breast milk. A sadistic Breast Consultant, who specializes in getting babies to “latch on,” and a disinterested husband add to her nightmare...

Spice of Life, a collection of short plays about the stages of living

Birth

Mother’s Milk- A new mother faces the horrors of being alone with her new born baby who appears to her as a glamorous vamp from another era, demanding martinis and rejecting her mother’s breast milk. A sadistic Breast Consultant, who specializes in getting babies to “latch on,” and a disinterested husband add to her nightmare. Eventually, mother and baby find a way to love each other.

Love

Truth and Sex- A young woman keeps a secret from her new boyfriend by distracting him with constant sex.

Little Sins-A married woman, a handsome other man, a desk.

Beds- One bed, two dysfunctional couples

The Bull- A bull and a matador have an encounter

Toasting Billy-An actor and an actress formerly married to each other and now divorced, and an older woman writer, attend the memorial tribute for a colleague.

The Sin Eater of Cork- In thirteenth century Ireland, an old crone is hired to eat the sins of a recently dead old woman.

The Catch

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

A fisherman catches a mermaid and has to make a choice.

A fisherman catches a mermaid and has to make a choice.

Mother's Milk

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

Mother’s Milk- A new mother faces the horrors of being alone with her new born baby who appears to her as a glamorous vamp from another era, demanding martinis and rejecting her mother’s breast milk. A sadistic Breast Consultant, who specializes in getting babies to “latch on,” and a disinterested husband add to her nightmare. Eventually, mother and baby find a way to love each other.

Mother’s Milk- A new mother faces the horrors of being alone with her new born baby who appears to her as a glamorous vamp from another era, demanding martinis and rejecting her mother’s breast milk. A sadistic Breast Consultant, who specializes in getting babies to “latch on,” and a disinterested husband add to her nightmare. Eventually, mother and baby find a way to love each other.

Temple Beautiful

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

Based on real life events, Temple Beautiful is a dietary cult in Overbrook, Philadelphia in the 1970's where the notorious cult leader marries a popular English teacher, who enlists students from an affluent high school as cult participants.One of the student has died of malnutrition while her friend, also seduced by the cult, now fights to escape.

Based on real life events, Temple Beautiful is a dietary cult in Overbrook, Philadelphia in the 1970's where the notorious cult leader marries a popular English teacher, who enlists students from an affluent high school as cult participants.One of the student has died of malnutrition while her friend, also seduced by the cult, now fights to escape.

The Balance Beam

by Susan Cinoman

Synopsis

It's 1974 and a teenage girl refuses to get up on the Balance Beam in gym. Her gym teacher has a different point of view.

It's 1974 and a teenage girl refuses to get up on the Balance Beam in gym. Her gym teacher has a different point of view.