Philip Kaplan

Philip J. Kaplan is the author of HOLLYWOOD MUSICALS: BEST, WORST AND MOST UNUSUAL. Full Lengths include, I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU (Stage Left Theatre, 2024), THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, (The Vintage Theatre 2019), BUNNYBOY, (The Growing Stage, 2020), THE CUPCAKE CONSPIRACY (w/ C.J. Ehrlich), Rover DramaWerks (2015), Getchell Contest Finalist (2013), Mountain Playhouse International Comedy Playwriting Contest Finalist (2012), I, VERMIN: A HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS STORY, NY Fringe Festival (2002), and VIOLENT OVERTHROW OF THE GOVERNMENT (AND OTHER FAMILY MATTERS).

He has had plays published in Best Ten Minute Plays 2011, 2014 and 2018 (Smith and Kraus). His short plays have been produced at many theaters, including The Acme Theatre (MA), Wordsmyth Theatre (TX), Mildred's Umbrella (TX), Driftwood...

Philip J. Kaplan is the author of HOLLYWOOD MUSICALS: BEST, WORST AND MOST UNUSUAL. Full Lengths include, I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU (Stage Left Theatre, 2024), THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, (The Vintage Theatre 2019), BUNNYBOY, (The Growing Stage, 2020), THE CUPCAKE CONSPIRACY (w/ C.J. Ehrlich), Rover DramaWerks (2015), Getchell Contest Finalist (2013), Mountain Playhouse International Comedy Playwriting Contest Finalist (2012), I, VERMIN: A HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS STORY, NY Fringe Festival (2002), and VIOLENT OVERTHROW OF THE GOVERNMENT (AND OTHER FAMILY MATTERS).

He has had plays published in Best Ten Minute Plays 2011, 2014 and 2018 (Smith and Kraus). His short plays have been produced at many theaters, including The Acme Theatre (MA), Wordsmyth Theatre (TX), Mildred's Umbrella (TX), Driftwood Players(WA), Spokane Stage Left (WA), 10 x 10 in the Triangle (NC), DC Cultural Source (DC), Old Library Theatre (NJ), Heartland Theatre (IL), Future Ten (PA) and American Globe theatre (NY).

Scripts

I Thought I Knew You

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Jen returns home to comfort her devastated parents after her brother, Cody, deliberately explodes a van in Louisville, killing himself and five other people Jen encounters Cody’s ghost, or is it only a delusion? What happened to Cody? Who’s to blame and does it matter? How does a family move forward from tragedy?

Jen returns home to comfort her devastated parents after her brother, Cody, deliberately explodes a van in Louisville, killing himself and five other people Jen encounters Cody’s ghost, or is it only a delusion? What happened to Cody? Who’s to blame and does it matter? How does a family move forward from tragedy?

Hospitalgate

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Kelly Nolan is implicated in Hospitalgate, a political scandal, and is currently hiding from the press at her Aunt Maura’s house. As a way to get her side of the story out, they enlist Brad, a slow-witted reporter, who they feel they will be able to manipulate. However, Brad proves to be a surprisingly good researcher and uncovers damaging secrets about Maura. Who is innocent and guilty, and how can we tell?

Kelly Nolan is implicated in Hospitalgate, a political scandal, and is currently hiding from the press at her Aunt Maura’s house. As a way to get her side of the story out, they enlist Brad, a slow-witted reporter, who they feel they will be able to manipulate. However, Brad proves to be a surprisingly good researcher and uncovers damaging secrets about Maura. Who is innocent and guilty, and how can we tell?

Dr. Hydra and the Eye

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Marta has sacrificed her life to care for her ailing father, Herman. Enter Ken, an awkward comic book historian, searching for proof that Herman wrote Dr. Hydra and the Eye, a short-lived, but influential comic book. Ken has written a Dr. Hydra screenplay, but needs the rights in order to get it produced. Marta is willing to help but she knows nothing of this aspect of her father’s past, and Herman has...

Marta has sacrificed her life to care for her ailing father, Herman. Enter Ken, an awkward comic book historian, searching for proof that Herman wrote Dr. Hydra and the Eye, a short-lived, but influential comic book. Ken has written a Dr. Hydra screenplay, but needs the rights in order to get it produced. Marta is willing to help but she knows nothing of this aspect of her father’s past, and Herman has advanced Alzheimer’s. However, there are boxes to explore and secrets to uncover.

Comfort Zone

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Alan, a 73 year old widower, lives on his own in New York City and has been unable to get past his grief. His son, Craig, worried that Alan is foundering, goes behind Alan’s back to arrange for Lisa, a 21-year old college student from Colorado, to rent the spare bedroom. Alan reluctantly accepts Lisa as a roommate, and learns that she too has suffered an unbearable loss when her best friend died in a mass...

Alan, a 73 year old widower, lives on his own in New York City and has been unable to get past his grief. His son, Craig, worried that Alan is foundering, goes behind Alan’s back to arrange for Lisa, a 21-year old college student from Colorado, to rent the spare bedroom. Alan reluctantly accepts Lisa as a roommate, and learns that she too has suffered an unbearable loss when her best friend died in a mass shooting. Together they help each other find their way and break out of their self-imposed comfort zone.

A DIANE ARBUS CHRISTMAS

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Holiday photos from Diane Arbus

Holiday photos from Diane Arbus

What are you Looking at?

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Sienna is a star in the Virtual Pornography world, but who is Sienna in real life, and why is she so furious?

Sienna is a star in the Virtual Pornography world, but who is Sienna in real life, and why is she so furious?

Waiting Room

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Lisa tries to take her mind off her Planned Parenthood appointment, and the protesters outside, while she and her best friend wait in the waiting room. (In honor of the Planned Parenthood clinic shooting, Colorado Springs, Colorado 11/27/2015. )

Lisa tries to take her mind off her Planned Parenthood appointment, and the protesters outside, while she and her best friend wait in the waiting room. (In honor of the Planned Parenthood clinic shooting, Colorado Springs, Colorado 11/27/2015. )

The President of Ohio

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Nothing is going to stop Brenda from throwing a great dinner for the President of Ohio. It’s difficult because life is difficult in post climate change Cincinnati in the year 2070. If the dinner goes well her husband, Mr. Deming, will be made a Judge, and the family gets to move to the climate controlled Bunkerplex, home of the Titans of Industry. If not, the family will stay in their world of famine, flooding...

Nothing is going to stop Brenda from throwing a great dinner for the President of Ohio. It’s difficult because life is difficult in post climate change Cincinnati in the year 2070. If the dinner goes well her husband, Mr. Deming, will be made a Judge, and the family gets to move to the climate controlled Bunkerplex, home of the Titans of Industry. If not, the family will stay in their world of famine, flooding and disease. There are, however, a few problems. The cook just died, Brenda’s step-daughter is a drug addict who wants to die, Mr. Deming has a potentially fatal secret, the Girl Scouts want to assassinate the President and what can you make for dinner when you only have lima beans and cat food?

Bunnyboy

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Through a series of accidents, Peter, a sixth grader, develops superpowers and becomes Bunnyboy. Now what? Peter and his friends Skip and Karen, discover, it’s complicated being a superhero – there’s no manual. And when Bunnyboy has to face an actual super villain, the Animal Master, is he up for the task? And will he get his homework in on time?

Through a series of accidents, Peter, a sixth grader, develops superpowers and becomes Bunnyboy. Now what? Peter and his friends Skip and Karen, discover, it’s complicated being a superhero – there’s no manual. And when Bunnyboy has to face an actual super villain, the Animal Master, is he up for the task? And will he get his homework in on time?

Last Words

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

A brother and sister politely fight at their father's funeral.

A brother and sister politely fight at their father's funeral.

Fading

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Todd confronts his feelings of anger, loss and resentment as he realizes that, thanks to Alzheimer's, his mother no longer remembers him. However, she can't stop talking about Todd's younger brother, Scott. Todd's mother is fading in front of his eyes, and there's nothing he can do about it.

Todd confronts his feelings of anger, loss and resentment as he realizes that, thanks to Alzheimer's, his mother no longer remembers him. However, she can't stop talking about Todd's younger brother, Scott. Todd's mother is fading in front of his eyes, and there's nothing he can do about it.

Team Building: A Zoom Play

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

A Zoom meeting so bad you might not survive, as a team tries to get to know a new and disturbing member.

A Zoom meeting so bad you might not survive, as a team tries to get to know a new and disturbing member.

The Proposal: A Monologue

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Jodi is trying to avoid some bad news

Jodi is trying to avoid some bad news

The Prepper: A Monologue

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Gary has prepared for the worst, and he's gotten it.

Gary has prepared for the worst, and he's gotten it.

The Maya Award: A Monologue

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Maya awards herself for her bad decisions.

Maya awards herself for her bad decisions.

The Best Day of Your Life

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

"Love takes time ... and timing."

THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE is a bittersweet romantic comedy covering 40 years in six scenes. In college RON is smitten with WANDA who is his ideal girl, and he dreams of his upcoming date, which will not go well. But time and circumstances change the next time they meet seven years later. The play follows them through the years, as they struggle with success and failure...

"Love takes time ... and timing."

THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE is a bittersweet romantic comedy covering 40 years in six scenes. In college RON is smitten with WANDA who is his ideal girl, and he dreams of his upcoming date, which will not go well. But time and circumstances change the next time they meet seven years later. The play follows them through the years, as they struggle with success and failure, sickness and health, family issues and ultimately marriage. 

Good Guy with a Gun

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

A game show to decide who is a good guy with a gun, not a bad guy with a gun.

A game show to decide who is a good guy with a gun, not a bad guy with a gun.

Almost There

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

From a hotel lobby Stuart virtually attends a Naming Party, a Funeral and a Bachelor Party. He's great on the Internet, but in person, not so much.

From a hotel lobby Stuart virtually attends a Naming Party, a Funeral and a Bachelor Party. He's great on the Internet, but in person, not so much.

The Cupcake Conspiracy

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

(w C.J. Ehrlich)

Terrorism is Easy. Marriage is Complicated!

When nebishy, newly-separated Max decides to put his toes in the dating waters behind his soon-to-be ex's back, he finds himself up to his neck in a terrorist plot involving cupcakes. Really evil cupcakes. His date with the sultry Natasha could be the best or worst night of his life, if he can stay ahead of her evil plot, and more important, keep his...

(w C.J. Ehrlich)

Terrorism is Easy. Marriage is Complicated!

When nebishy, newly-separated Max decides to put his toes in the dating waters behind his soon-to-be ex's back, he finds himself up to his neck in a terrorist plot involving cupcakes. Really evil cupcakes. His date with the sultry Natasha could be the best or worst night of his life, if he can stay ahead of her evil plot, and more important, keep his wife from finding out.

An audience-pleasing romp, with the feel of a contemporary comedy, THE CUPCAKE CONSPIRACY also delves into the topical issues of how stress and selfishness can tear apart a marriage (or create a terrorist).

“Clever, fun, funny” - Nancy Churnin, Dallas Morning News

“WOW. If you don’t like to laugh, if you are offended by sharp wit... or if you have a problem with hilarity in general, you should not see this play.” - Chris Cortinas theatre blog, Plano TX

“A clever, scrumptious diversion” - National Examiner.com
"It's hard to resist the genius of playwrighting duo C.J. Ehrlich and Phillip J. Kaplan's premise that one could devise a volatile, yet scrumptious cupcake, as twisted and mindblowing as slipping LSD into a Yoohoo (thank you, Pauline Kael). Cupcake Conspiracy is not absurdist, but takes great mirth from appreciating the absurd. The ridiculous... On one level you could say Cupcake Conspiracy is a study of how we are so imprisoned by personal worldview, we are blinded to what we desperately need to see. Another interpretation (not necessarily a contradiction) is : No matter how imbecilic our mistakes, some higher intelligence trumps human folly."

Read the review: www.examiner.com/review/rover-s-cupcake-conspiracy-a-clever-scrumptious…

"A farce with icing on top" - Sequim (WA) Gazette

Cast of 6: 4 principals (2W, 2M) plus two actors (2W/M) tripling in six supporting roles. One of the four leads must have great facility with dialects and be able to change character on a dime. Extras may be added in most scenes, if desired.

Running time: approx 90 min. Sets can be suggested or elaborate.

Other accolades: Finalist - Charles Getchell Award
Finalist - Mountain Playhouse International Comedy competition

Violent Overthrow of the Government (and other family matters)

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Seth Gladding thinks his girlfriend Nikki Chipman’s finally invited him over to meet her parents. But when he arrives for what may turn into the worst evening of his life, Nikki admits that her mysterious family’s been under FBI surveillance ever since her father was shot while trying to hold the Lincoln Memorial hostage, and the case can’t be closed until the Chipmans trick the Feds into believing that her...

Seth Gladding thinks his girlfriend Nikki Chipman’s finally invited him over to meet her parents. But when he arrives for what may turn into the worst evening of his life, Nikki admits that her mysterious family’s been under FBI surveillance ever since her father was shot while trying to hold the Lincoln Memorial hostage, and the case can’t be closed until the Chipmans trick the Feds into believing that her brother Vlad is a pussycat and not the anarchist he really is. It’s simple. All Seth must do to win Nikki’s undying love is to lie to the FBI, and be Vlad.

But now Seth has to hide the fact that he’s the cop who accidentally shot the kook at the Lincoln Memorial!

Can Seth keep his angry girlfriend happy? Will the real Vlad appear and ruin everything? After a year of watching Connie Chipman and her family, will FBI Agent Sullivan declare his love, or just throw Connie in jail? Will Connie snap out of her depression long enough to cook dinner? Is Connie’s friend Haven the man he says he is, and how many toes does he really have? Will Agent Sullivan learn what drives a person to political activism? And will anyone get to eat dinner in this zany political farce?

Losing Sandi

by Philip Kaplan

Synopsis

Sandi knows that something’s wrong. The front door lock has been changed. The calendar doesn’t make sense. Burglars are stealing her things. Her husband and daughter are conspiring against her. Why is everything different? Why is everything gone? Unbeknownst to Sandi, she has Alzheimer’s, and is gradually disappearing. Sandi is losing herself, but not without a struggle.

Sandi knows that something’s wrong. The front door lock has been changed. The calendar doesn’t make sense. Burglars are stealing her things. Her husband and daughter are conspiring against her. Why is everything different? Why is everything gone? Unbeknownst to Sandi, she has Alzheimer’s, and is gradually disappearing. Sandi is losing herself, but not without a struggle.