Stephen Larsen

In January 1971, high school seniors Tom and Lisa are alone on a deck of the Staten Island Ferry on a class trip to The City to see Waiting For Godot. They have both secretly yearned for nearly three years to get closer... but neither of them has made a move. Tom is sullen about the future: soon they will graduate… maybe he will never see Lisa again. He hasn't applied to college - why bother, he has to wait for the Draft Lottery to find out if he will be "served up on a plateau" in Vietnam. Over the Ferry ride to-and-from Staten Island to The City, each is determined that now is the time to make a move... but will they...? Or is there "Nothing to be done"...?

In November 2004, Tom, an Army Civilian Journalist boards the last Blackhawk helicopter heading back to Victory Base, Baghdad, before the start of Operation Phantom Fury/al-Fajr, the second invasion to finally rid Fallujah of insurgents. The Blackhawk makes an unexpected stop at Tikrit where Ronin, a shady former Navy Seal who is now a “Security Contractor” boards, then diverts to take Ronin to a base near Fallujah - but the helicopter is shot down and Tom and Ronin are captured by Iraqis. The clock is ticking for them to escape before they are obliterated by the hammer of Operation Phantom Fury – that is, if they aren't beheaded first. Tom realizes that in Iraq you can’t tell the wolves from the sheep… but thanks to ORDER 17 – the Catch-22 of the Iraq War – it doesn’t matter.

Summer, 1851. Recently-escaped fugitive slave Harriet Tubman is working as a cook at the Mansion House, the finest hotel in Cape May, New Jersey, to finance bringing her other kin North – especially her husband, who she misses, desperately. All she wants is to restore her family, and live with them in peace in the Promised Land of the North. But that dream is jeopardized by the new Fugitive Slave Law, which requires average citizens to help Slave Catchers re-capture fugitives; the below-the-Mason-Dixon-Line resort town is crawling with the bounty hunters – along with operatives of the whispered-about ‘Underground Railroad’. Pulled from all sides, can Harriet safely stay out of the fray and reunite her own family on the other side of the Jordan...?

Something is rotten in London. For years, Dickie Charles, 198th in line to the British throne, has had his book ideas stolen (and improved upon) by Charles Dickens. Dickie writes the story of a ruthless rich boy: “Twisted Oliver – Lust For Glory”... but Dickens beats him to the punch with the story of a poor orphan boy: “Oliver Twist – the Parish Boy’s Progress”. The same happens with “The Semi-New Store for Mundane Items”/“The Old Curiosity Shop”... “Merlin Guzzlegit”/“Martin Chuzzlewit”... and many other books. Could Dickie’s Literary Assistant, Grimy Tim, be behind the purloined plots? Now, in the fall of 1843, the race is on for Dickie to finish a book for the lucrative Christmas market before Dickens can again steal (and improve upon) his idea. A zany Monty Pythonesque romp, A CAROL OF CHRISTMAS tells the story of just how the classic tale “A Christmas Carol”... might have been written.

Some 100 years after President Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation, the struggle for Civil Rights for all Americans is coming to a head. Just before the 1960 Presidential election, John and Robert Kennedy pull strings behind the scenes to get Martin Luther King Jr. out of prison. When word “leaks,” the election is tilted in JFK’s favor. Now, Civil Rights leaders - including King – clamor for JFK to take action to ensure full constitutional rights for all Americans. But JFK sees saving the world from nuclear destruction as his most urgent task – plus, he was elected by the slimmest of majorities – so he tries to delay taking Civil Rights actions until his administration’s accomplishments can earn him the mandate to call for Civil Rights legislation. But King and the Civil Rights leaders are tired of waiting. They try to break the back of segregation through Freedom Rides, sit-ins and enrolling Negro students at Southern Universities – nonviolent actions that incites violent reactions. The Civil Rights leaders know the Bible says there is a time to be born, a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to uproot. But will they live to see President Kennedy realize that is the time to speak – about full constitutional rights for all Americans?

A modern re-telling of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”; in publishing’s new digital landscape, venerable The Republic magazine is floundering- but coming to save the day with a merger and an infusion of much-needed capital is Russian publishing oligarch Pyotr Ivanovich Volkov of Veritas Media Group International, who believes in truth, love and a free market economy. Complicating things, Beatrice of The Republic and Benedict of Veritas are former lovers who parted without too much sweet sorrow. Then Pyotr’s illegitimate brother, Ivan, who seethes with resentment of his successful brother, throws a monkey wrench into the merger by planting fake news that destroys the journalistic integrity of Hope, The Republic’s young Pulitzer Prize-nominated reporter. Can Beatrice and Benedict stop squabbling long enough to save the merger and Hope’s reputation – or will all be undone by much ado about fake news...?

After hearing that her lover, Cassio, was promoted to be Othello’s Lieutenant, Bianca, a Cortigiana (like a prostitute but in a nicer dress), follows Cassio to Cyprus – after all, Cassio promised he would marry Bianca if he was ever promoted. But Bianca finds Cassio has been demoted after a drunken brawl provoked by a mysterious fop in a plumed hat. She is sure her former lover Iago is behind it and she sets out to find proof – which she does, in the form of a handkerchief with red berries on it – much like her own missing handkerchief. Can she convince Cassio that not only his position – but also his life – is in danger?

In 1777, not ready to provoke War with England, France covertly provides financial support to America’s quest for Independence; but unless American Commissioners Benjamin Franklin and Silas Deane can gain France’s full and open support – including the backing of France’s Navy and Army – the Revolution will fail. Franklin and Deane are helped by the arrival of Edward Bancroft, who is like a Son to Franklin and a Brother to Deane; but they are opposed at every turn by the third Commissioner, Arthur Lee – who sees his real mission as being to thwart any real or imagined unscrupulous actions of Franklin and especially Deane – who Lee sees as capable, and thus dangerous. Further danger is posed by the Spies throughout Paris – possibly even in their midst. Echoing the language, themes and characters of HENRY IV, PART 1, the play BRIGHT METAL ON A SULLEN GROUND is a tragic story of Honor, Sacrifice, Friendship and Betrayal; of those who were like Fathers, and those who were like their Sons; and of Rebellion, Insurgents and War.

November 5, 1980. John Lennon, alone in his apartment at the Dakota in New York city, is at a crossroads. He has been having recurring dreams of his own death. He is ready to make big changes in his life… if he can summon up the courage. Who should appear, unannounced at his door – having charmed his way past the Dakota's gatekeeper? His old friend, Paul McCartney – whom he hasn’t seen for some four years. John is astounded – glad – and wary – about the sudden appearance of his old friend. Can they mend fences? Can they come together? Or are they forever doomed to be bound by the strands and complications of their shared history…?

Jimmy Schuster did what no man before him had ever done – he quit the Memphis Mafia, the crazy whirlwind of life with the King of Rock and Roll, to pursue a career in film editing along with a ‘normal’ life with his wife in Los Angeles – and still managed to stay on good terms with Elvis. Then, in December 1970, he is awakened by a phone call from Elvis. The King, for the first time in his life, is travelling alone and needs Jimmy to pick him up at the airport, when his flight from Washington D.C. through Dallas lands. Despite the misgivings of his wife, Jimmy agrees to pick Elvis up at the airport – only to find himself, two days later, standing in the Oval Office with Elvis and President Nixon. But what is Elvis… really after?

Aging former World Chess Champion Bobby Fischer lives in exile in Reykjavik, Iceland using the alias Robert D. James. Deemed a criminal, he can never return home to the United States – his crazy, paranoid rants have driven away nearly everyone who has tried to help him since his exile in Iceland – and now his health is rapidly deteriorating. Lonely, he agrees to have lunch – as long as she pays – with an attractive young American woman from his hometown of Brooklyn who “just happens” to run into him at his favorite bookstore. Each is after something from the other – but who’s zooming who? The aging genius who can see thirty moves ahead on the Chessboard? Or the attractive young woman who shows up just as Bobby is facing that, no matter how smart he is, he can’t escape the human condition?

Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, is having a rough time of it. He thinks his Stepfather, Claudius, killed his Father, The King – but he needs proof. Meanwhile, his girlfriend, Ophelia, is clinging to him – she’s so needy. He accidentally kills Ophelia’s father – is banished to England, where he evades a murder plot but on his return is attacked by Pirates and stripped naked. Now, back in Denmark, he finds Ophelia has gone bonkers and committed suicide – and therefore shall, according to Common Law and Ecclesiastical Law, be interred in a “crooked burial” – her body will rest on unsanctified ground until the last trumpet! So, he goes to Court to prove her death was not suicide, but an accident, so her soul will not be damned for all eternity and that for her, the rest... is silence.

In The Eternal Court of Small Claims, The Lord God Elohim had decreed that Eve and Adam violated their Tenant Agreement for The Garden of Eden by eating fruit of The Tree of The Knowledge of Good and Evil and are thus being righteously evicted – from said premises – plus liable additional damages. Despite that Attorneys do not yet exist, The Judge agrees to allow the slick Zenas to represent them. Can Zenas convince the Court that there were extenuating circumstances – or will they be evicted – and suffer the eternal fate of being human? It’s Monty Python-meets Mel Brooks-meets Samuel Beckett.

An attractive blonde Woman in a red cape and hood, carrying a picnic basket with a cake, gets a ride home from a bar from suave Tony Wolfe. She needs to tinkle, so they stop at his stylish bachelor pad, which affords a breathtaking view of the woods – at the edge of which Grandmother lives. The short rest stop takes an unexpected turn as each makes assumptions of the other’s intent; fear can things appear larger than they are.

Two adolescent young men meet in Linz, Austria in 1904. One wants to become a conductor, the other is certain he will be one of the greatest artists the world has ever known. Their shared love of the opera makes them fast friends, and by 1908, they live together in a one-room apartment in Vienna as they pursue their studies – and their dreams – in their chosen fields. One of them will indeed leave his mark on the world – but not in the way either of them imagined.

North Jersey mob boss “T” has agita. His crew is an "albacore" around his neck... his Consigliere wants to retire to a “resisted-living” facility in Florida. One of his top Captains has taken up modern dance. The two best meth cooks in all of America show up at T’s strip club – but will everybody stop breaking T’s balls long enough for him to make a deal?