Abraham Johnson

It's the annual Jekyll Island Youth Birdwatching Competition and high school seniors Sylvia and Lane are ready to absolutely DOMINATE for the 4th year in a row. Honestly? It's barely a competition when you're such iconic bestie-warbler-whisperers.

Except this year... the extra-credit lacrosse himbos can actually tell a stork from a seagull. Not to mention the arrival of an unexpected parent chaperone threatens to destroy this duo's guaranteed glory. Over the course of the weekend, we'll ping-pong across the beaches and forests of Jekyll Island, tracking Sylvia and Lane's path to teen birdwatching glory while unraveling a dark mystery that shakes the core of this senior-year victory-lap weekend.

the pits follows the trio of Ben and Lucas (middle schoolers) and Mr. X (a first-year-teacher) as the three of them explore the internet, their bodies, and the new SEL class at school: Educating the Heart. Ben and Lucas’ friendship twists and turns throughout 8th grade and Mr. X confronts the anxiety of public education, until all three are forced to reveal the darkness that lurks in their internet history. Foul-mouthed, darkly intimate, and bittersweet, this is a play about existing in the modern classroom from both sides of the desk.

Everything is perfectly fine at Ronald Reagan High School! Cheerleaders and football players hold hands in hallways. Teachers smile really, really, *really* big. And sure, there's a string of mysterious gay deaths, but let's focus on the positive right now!... No? Fine.

After a particularly public death of a particularly gay student ("Twinkie McBottoms") with a particularly public last statement ("I Hate Straight People"), Ronald Reagan High's Counselor is thrust into action, determined to create a safe space... for straight students to feel safe again. She will team up with the first gay student body president, a fragile football player, a garden-loving Principal, and even the audience to organize a "Diversity Day" that these heterosexuals will never forget. But first, we have to figure out: why are there dead gay bodies popping up all over school? And who the heck has even heard of Laramie, Wyoming?

An old play within a new play about new plays and old plays, "WOOLF etc." follows four #multihyphenate #newplay #dedicated theater artists on their path towards trying to create something meaningful. This script dissects the threshold between the personal and performative, how to be as #marketable as Lucas Hnath, and questions how much of the canon we're willing to shred for a chance to stand on the periphary.

Four parents sit on the sidelines of a pee wee football practice. Forever.