I don't own a cat, and I'm sure if I did, my life would be filled with lots of bandages, but thanks to this wonderfully hilarious monologue, I have learned one of the most important human-cat interaction rituals. Like the best YouTube instructional videos, this monologue is precise, informative, ENTERTAINING AS ALL HELL, and no longer than it needs to be. I'm a dog person and I'd still love to see this performed.
I don't own a cat, and I'm sure if I did, my life would be filled with lots of bandages, but thanks to this wonderfully hilarious monologue, I have learned one of the most important human-cat interaction rituals. Like the best YouTube instructional videos, this monologue is precise, informative, ENTERTAINING AS ALL HELL, and no longer than it needs to be. I'm a dog person and I'd still love to see this performed.