Bailey Williams

Bailey Williams

Bailey Williams is a playwright, performer, and producer based in Brooklyn.

Plays

  • In the Basement
    Dingus is disgusting. Her sister Teenie is perfect. Her boyfriend is Jard and Jard is Christian and Jard is also Dad. Mom is Dad too, if that clarifies things. Anyway, Dad and Mom talked and decided the basement is now an office. Don’t go into the basement. Seriously. Final warning.
  • Events
    The other day, something happened to Itchy at work. She started itching. On another day, the office of Todd David Design plans an event. An event, as you know, is a story with a beginning, a middle, and an itch. The theme of the event is eggs. But what is the story of the egg? This is going to be an indelible, one-of-a-kind experience for Mark, Joanna, their company Juvenescence, and the guests. Just watch out...
    The other day, something happened to Itchy at work. She started itching. On another day, the office of Todd David Design plans an event. An event, as you know, is a story with a beginning, a middle, and an itch. The theme of the event is eggs. But what is the story of the egg? This is going to be an indelible, one-of-a-kind experience for Mark, Joanna, their company Juvenescence, and the guests. Just watch out for the art, okay? Don't itch anything if you're not sure.
  • I thought I would die but I didn't
    A New York apartment play, 2011, but something’s wrong – terribly wrong. Someone was murdered. And what’s that god-awful sound? Tonight, nightly news investigates. Stay tuned for an exclusive interview with the murderer. Or the playwright. Or the playwright’s murderer.

    I thought I would die but I didn’t is a genre-warping play about the disconnect between the storytelling of violence and its...
    A New York apartment play, 2011, but something’s wrong – terribly wrong. Someone was murdered. And what’s that god-awful sound? Tonight, nightly news investigates. Stay tuned for an exclusive interview with the murderer. Or the playwright. Or the playwright’s murderer.

    I thought I would die but I didn’t is a genre-warping play about the disconnect between the storytelling of violence and its reality. A mostly true-crime true story. It's bloody. I mean over. Sorry, I have murder on the brain. Over over over.
  • Buffalo Bailey's Ranch for Gay Horses, Troubled Teen Girls and Other: a 90 Minute Timeshare Presentation
    Buffalo Bailey’s Ranch for Gay Horses, Troubled Teen Girls and Other is offering an incredible one-time-only deal right here, right now. Sure, your subprime mortgage rate may be ballooning and America is surely sinking back into the sea, but what better time to buy a vacation home for your family and friends? There’s no place like Buffalo Bailey’s, where you can watch horsedrag all night at the discobarn, relax...
    Buffalo Bailey’s Ranch for Gay Horses, Troubled Teen Girls and Other is offering an incredible one-time-only deal right here, right now. Sure, your subprime mortgage rate may be ballooning and America is surely sinking back into the sea, but what better time to buy a vacation home for your family and friends? There’s no place like Buffalo Bailey’s, where you can watch horsedrag all night at the discobarn, relax in the jacuzzi (coming Fall 2007!), or sort beans over yonder by the pig pit. You must stay for the duration of the timeshare presentation in order to receive your gift basket. 90 minutes. Tick tock