Bailey Williams

Bailey Williams

Bailey Williams is a playwright and producer. She is attending Brooklyn College, pursuing an MFA in playwriting (May 2021).

Plays

  • I thought I would die but I didn't
    A New York apartment play, 2011, but something’s wrong – terribly wrong. Someone was murdered. And what’s that god-awful sound? Tonight, nightly news investigates. Stay tuned for an exclusive interview with the murderer. Or the playwright. Or the playwright’s murderer.

    I thought I would die but I didn’t is a genre-warping play about the disconnect between the storytelling of violence and its...
    A New York apartment play, 2011, but something’s wrong – terribly wrong. Someone was murdered. And what’s that god-awful sound? Tonight, nightly news investigates. Stay tuned for an exclusive interview with the murderer. Or the playwright. Or the playwright’s murderer.

    I thought I would die but I didn’t is a genre-warping play about the disconnect between the storytelling of violence and its reality. A mostly true-crime true story. It's bloody. I mean over. Sorry, I have murder on the brain. Over over over.
  • Events
    WORK IN PROGRESS: Something happened to Itchy at work the other day. You can talk about it or not talk about it, but I have to know: what's the story with the eggs? The chickens need at least three weeks of lead time. We can circle back on that. No, I'm serious: what's the story of the egg? What is an event? Ring ring. Ring ring.

    Commissioned and developed with The Hearth Theater.
  • Buffalo Bailey's Ranch for Gay Horses, Troubled Teen Girls and Other: a 90 Minute Timeshare Presentation
    Buffalo Bailey’s Ranch for Gay Horses, Troubled Teen Girls and Other is offering an incredible one-time-only deal right here, right now. Sure, your subprime mortgage rate may be ballooning and America is surely sinking back into the sea, but what better time to buy a vacation home for your family and friends? There’s no place like Buffalo Bailey’s, where you can watch horsedrag all night at the discobarn, relax...
    Buffalo Bailey’s Ranch for Gay Horses, Troubled Teen Girls and Other is offering an incredible one-time-only deal right here, right now. Sure, your subprime mortgage rate may be ballooning and America is surely sinking back into the sea, but what better time to buy a vacation home for your family and friends? There’s no place like Buffalo Bailey’s, where you can watch horsedrag all night at the discobarn, relax in the jacuzzi (coming Fall 2007!), or sort beans over yonder by the pig pit. You must stay for the duration of the timeshare presentation in order to receive your gift basket. 90 minutes. Tick tock