Robert Kerr

Robert Kerr

Robert Kerr's produced plays include The End of the Road (The Juilliard School; also finalist for the Abingdon Theater's Christopher Brian Wolk Award and the Trustus Playwrights Festival), The Potato Creek Chair of Death (Ensemble Studio Theatre), The Sticky-Fingered Fiancée (with composer Mat Eisenstein, Raw Impressions Musical Theatre) To Whom (Brick Theater), and The Squizzinator (Project Y Theatre...
Robert Kerr's produced plays include The End of the Road (The Juilliard School; also finalist for the Abingdon Theater's Christopher Brian Wolk Award and the Trustus Playwrights Festival), The Potato Creek Chair of Death (Ensemble Studio Theatre), The Sticky-Fingered Fiancée (with composer Mat Eisenstein, Raw Impressions Musical Theatre) To Whom (Brick Theater), and The Squizzinator (Project Y Theatre). His play Kingdom Gone was translated into Russian as part of a new Lark Play Development Center program and received readings at Teatr.doc in Moscow and in Yekaterinburg and Perm, Russia. The Crooked Mansion was a finalist for the 2016-17 Woodward/Newman Drama Award. Barkers NYC selected him to adapt the play The Abduction of Luis Guzman by Spanish playwright Pablo Remon. In Search Of...Sasquatch was included in Brave New World Repertory’s Brave New Works 2018 Series and in 5th Wall Productions 2018-19 Staged Reading Series. Ask Me Anything will be read in Benchmark Theatre’s Fever Dream Festival in October 2019. Robert was a playwriting fellow at Juilliard, a Jerome Fellow at the Playwrights' Center in Minneapolis, and a founding member of Bedlam Theatre in Minneapolis.

Plays

  • Ask Me Anything
    The reclusive author of a best-selling (but not quite complete) science-fantasy septology reaches out over the Internet to his most devoted fans, seeking their help to complete a cryptic mission. Over the course of seven weeks, he revives his love/hate relationship with his fan base while subjecting them to three tests designed to reveal which of them is “The One” most qualified to help him “save the human race.”
  • Have You Seen Boomer?
    It is the night before Jess and her husband, Marc, are to go on a canoe outing with friends, and they are getting ready for dinner. The cat is missing, the fuse box in the basement has been malfunctioning, and there is anxiety over who will or will not be joining them on the next day’s outing. Then there is the smell of smoke, and the lights go out. Lights up, and Jess and Marc replay the same scene, with...
    It is the night before Jess and her husband, Marc, are to go on a canoe outing with friends, and they are getting ready for dinner. The cat is missing, the fuse box in the basement has been malfunctioning, and there is anxiety over who will or will not be joining them on the next day’s outing. Then there is the smell of smoke, and the lights go out. Lights up, and Jess and Marc replay the same scene, with variations. As Jess and Marc keep repeating the same few minutes over and over and over again, the fault lines in their marriage are revealed. They decide to try to have a child in order to renew their commitment, but when their attempts to conceive fail, they are forced to grapple with the questions, feelings, and secrets, both mundane and profound, that they have avoided confronting for too long.
  • My Handiwork
    On a cold winter night, a couple is going through an acrimonious breakup; clothes are stolen, sold, and finally returned to their rightful owner. Meanwhile, the manager of a movie theater accidentally spoils the night’s entertainment, sending him down a vortex of endless recrimination. The next morning, amends are made, offers of absolution are refused, and the question lingers: should one feel guilt over nothing, or everything?
  • Friends Romans Countrymen (2-Actor Version)
    High school theater geek Justine Jacobson hopes to be cast as Marc Antony in her school’s winter production of Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, but she loses the part to Matt Walbach, a fellow junior who is dabbling in theater while he recovers from a football injury. To add insult to injury, Justine is named Matt’s understudy. She offers to coach Matt on his acting, but intentionally offers him bad advice,...
    High school theater geek Justine Jacobson hopes to be cast as Marc Antony in her school’s winter production of Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, but she loses the part to Matt Walbach, a fellow junior who is dabbling in theater while he recovers from a football injury. To add insult to injury, Justine is named Matt’s understudy. She offers to coach Matt on his acting, but intentionally offers him bad advice, hoping that he will be cut from the play and she can step into his role. When this plan backfires, Justine makes a deal with the play’s director to help the struggling Matt—for real this time—in exchange for credit as the production’s assistant director. She helps him overcome his despair when he learns that his football injury will end his high school athletic career and his hopes for a college scholarship, and he helps her learn how to collaborate and share the stage with her fellow actors. Opening night looms, and Matt is still unable to master his part, so he and Justine come up with a desperate plan to steer the production away from sure disaster, in the process cementing their unlikely friendship.
  • Friends Romans Countrymen (Epic Version)
    High school theater geek Justine Jacobson hopes to be cast as Marc Antony in her school’s winter production of Shakespeare’s "Julius Caesar," but she loses the part to Matt Walbach, a fellow junior who is dabbling in theater while he recovers from a football injury. To add insult to injury, Justine is named Matt’s understudy. She offers to coach Matt on his acting, but intentionally offers him bad...
    High school theater geek Justine Jacobson hopes to be cast as Marc Antony in her school’s winter production of Shakespeare’s "Julius Caesar," but she loses the part to Matt Walbach, a fellow junior who is dabbling in theater while he recovers from a football injury. To add insult to injury, Justine is named Matt’s understudy. She offers to coach Matt on his acting, but intentionally offers him bad advice, hoping that he will be cut from the play and she can step into his role. When this plan backfires, Justine makes a deal with the play’s director to help the struggling Matt—for real this time—in exchange for credit as the production’s assistant director. She helps him overcome his despair when he learns that his football injury will end his high school athletic career and his hopes for a college scholarship, and he helps her learn how to collaborate and share the stage with her fellow actors. Opening night looms, and Matt is still unable to master his part, so he and Justine come up with a desperate plan to steer the production away from sure disaster, in the process cementing their unlikely friendship. (This version offers roles for additional actors in the scene representing the performance of "Julius Caesar.")
  • Distance
    Jax has been caring for pandemic victims while Mace has stayed home. During a virtual conversation, they confront the toll their physical separation has taken on their relationship and how the meaning of their lives will change as the decade-long series of pandemics comes to an end.
  • In Search Of...Sasquatch
    Stanley Whitaker, a checkpoint agent with the Airport Safety and Security Authority, finds himself under a cloud of suspicion in connection with a security breach at James Buchanan International Airport. When he learns that a hapless acquaintance may have stumbled onto a classified drone remote control facility, Stan comes up with a plan to redeem himself—but first he must contend with his curmudgeonly wife,...
    Stanley Whitaker, a checkpoint agent with the Airport Safety and Security Authority, finds himself under a cloud of suspicion in connection with a security breach at James Buchanan International Airport. When he learns that a hapless acquaintance may have stumbled onto a classified drone remote control facility, Stan comes up with a plan to redeem himself—but first he must contend with his curmudgeonly wife, an out-of-control agent from the Office of Internal Investigation, and a maybe not-so-mythical Sasquatch. Over the course of the night, Stan goes to greater lengths than he ever thought himself capable of to clear his name, and as dawn breaks he must grapple with whether the measures he has taken to salvage his job and his dignity are worth the loss of his wife’s love and the diminishment of his humanity.
  • The Crooked Mansion
    Teenaged orphan Holly is sent to live with her uncle Ned—a reclusive, self-taught taxidermist—in a resort town in the Wisconsin Northwoods. As they try to create their own makeshift family, Ned becomes involved with Susan, a local sheriff’s deputy, and Holly befriends Corey, a teenage caddie and self-styled classic rock expert. Haunted by their past misdeeds, Holly and Ned cannot help sabotaging their...
    Teenaged orphan Holly is sent to live with her uncle Ned—a reclusive, self-taught taxidermist—in a resort town in the Wisconsin Northwoods. As they try to create their own makeshift family, Ned becomes involved with Susan, a local sheriff’s deputy, and Holly befriends Corey, a teenage caddie and self-styled classic rock expert. Haunted by their past misdeeds, Holly and Ned cannot help sabotaging their respective nascent relationships with Corey and Susan, and then turning on each other. After a reckless act of vandalism, Holly finds herself being taken away from Ned—perhaps forever. They make one last attempt to reconcile each other and with Corey and Susan, and part ways with the hope that they all will still find the connections they seek with one another.
  • Ventilator Blues
    Caught in the alternately ominous and absurd machinery of an impersonal, high-tech, largely automated (and possibly malfunctioning) police state, a mother and daughter fight to maintain their bond with each other while seeking a way to gain their freedom. As the conditions of their detention become more and more intolerable, their loyalty to each other is tested and the true reason they are under investigation is revealed.
  • Meet Uncle Casper
    Hey, kids, grab onto your galoshes and head on down to the rumpus room! Your crazy Uncle Casper's crashed Great-Grandpa Jerry's 100th birthday bash and he's filming a Very Special Episode of "Casper's Clubhouse." Join your favorite uncle as he travels across the country from one Washington to the other. On the way, you'll meet Casey the monkey and Dydamus the two-headed...
    Hey, kids, grab onto your galoshes and head on down to the rumpus room! Your crazy Uncle Casper's crashed Great-Grandpa Jerry's 100th birthday bash and he's filming a Very Special Episode of "Casper's Clubhouse." Join your favorite uncle as he travels across the country from one Washington to the other. On the way, you'll meet Casey the monkey and Dydamus the two-headed snake, ride Captain Morgan's magic tugboat to the magical land of Nebraska, and learn tons of stuff the grownups don’t want you to know.
  • End Times
    Penelope, a teenager seeking her place in a world tended by hazmat-suited angels, hatches a plot to learn the identity of her estranged father. Meanwhile, her boyfriend, Quentin, struggles with his own issues while being raised by his embittered uncle Jess, who is increasingly obsessed with the imminent threat he believes the local refinery poses to the town. When Penelope’s father, a prisoner on death row,...
    Penelope, a teenager seeking her place in a world tended by hazmat-suited angels, hatches a plot to learn the identity of her estranged father. Meanwhile, her boyfriend, Quentin, struggles with his own issues while being raised by his embittered uncle Jess, who is increasingly obsessed with the imminent threat he believes the local refinery poses to the town. When Penelope’s father, a prisoner on death row, learns of Penelope’s existence, he sees in her an opportunity for redemption. Penelope's attempt to escape with her father and Jess's attempt to resolve his obsession each have catastrophic consequences, leaving Penelope, her mother and Quentin to help one another go forward in a world that, while fallen and damaged, still endures.
  • The End of the Road
    When Peter and Judy discover that Graham, their young son, is terminally ill, they plan one last family vacation—a car trip to Florida in search of a transcendental “magical moment” the family can share. As they embark on the journey, however, Peter and Judy have not yet told Graham the truth about his condition. During a darkly comic journey, the family contends with crazy gas station attendants, disgruntled...
    When Peter and Judy discover that Graham, their young son, is terminally ill, they plan one last family vacation—a car trip to Florida in search of a transcendental “magical moment” the family can share. As they embark on the journey, however, Peter and Judy have not yet told Graham the truth about his condition. During a darkly comic journey, the family contends with crazy gas station attendants, disgruntled amusement park employees and hazardous petting zoos. Even after Graham inadvertently learns about his illness, Peter pushes the family to continue their now darkened vacation in search of a moment of transcendence, but a disastrous visit to an amusement park and a trip to the hospital finally convince the family that they should end the vacation early and begin confront the truth of Graham’s situation. While returning home from a seemingly failed quest, the family finds their magical moment in an unexpected way.
  • Kingdom Gone
    When ex-convict Cyrus Bailey returns home after twelve years in prison to an unfamiliar world of hormone-swollen cattle and carbonated dairy beverages, he is determined to rekindle a romance with Belle, his high-school sweetheart. Meanwhile, his mother attempts to enlist her children in various harebrained moneymaking schemes; his sister, Lurlene, pines for a mysterious past lover while deflecting the amorous...
    When ex-convict Cyrus Bailey returns home after twelve years in prison to an unfamiliar world of hormone-swollen cattle and carbonated dairy beverages, he is determined to rekindle a romance with Belle, his high-school sweetheart. Meanwhile, his mother attempts to enlist her children in various harebrained moneymaking schemes; his sister, Lurlene, pines for a mysterious past lover while deflecting the amorous advances of Cyrus’s gleefully corrupt parole officer; and his teenage brother, JayZee, an overgrown prodigy, must fight off a degenerative neurological disease long enough to present his revolutionary scientific discovery--the secret to time travel--to the military. When JayZee’s discovery gives Cyrus the chance to alter his own past, Cyrus must decide whether the opportunity to rewrite his unhappy life, for better or worse, is worth giving up one night of certain happiness with Belle.
  • Enchanted Kingdom
    It is rumored that amusement park mogul Art Bisbee had himself cryogenically frozen on the brink of death to be revived when medical science advanced. Indeed, some believe they have spotted him lurking around Bisbeeland, making sure it runs smoothly. And some say that long-standing tensions between the park's management and Bisbeeland's "fairies"--the cartoon characters who populate the...
    It is rumored that amusement park mogul Art Bisbee had himself cryogenically frozen on the brink of death to be revived when medical science advanced. Indeed, some believe they have spotted him lurking around Bisbeeland, making sure it runs smoothly. And some say that long-standing tensions between the park's management and Bisbeeland's "fairies"--the cartoon characters who populate the park and entertain the guests--are reaching the boiling point.

    Among the visitors to Bisbeeland this midsummer night are two young couples from Nebraska and an Atlanta hardware store owner trying to make a good impression on his young son and teenage daughter in anticipation of an upcoming custody hearing. Their lives and relationships are changed forever when they are caught up in the struggle between Bisbee and his magical creations for control of his enchanted kingdom.
  • The Living Section
    Alan agrees to help cover up evidence of an affair his estranged father had years earlier so that his mother, Rose, will not find out in the event that Al Sr. does not survive his upcoming surgery. At the same time, Alan must contend with troubles in his own relationship as his partner, Vincent, is tempted by an old flame. Everyone in the family must reevaluate their relationship with Al Sr. when his effort...
    Alan agrees to help cover up evidence of an affair his estranged father had years earlier so that his mother, Rose, will not find out in the event that Al Sr. does not survive his upcoming surgery. At the same time, Alan must contend with troubles in his own relationship as his partner, Vincent, is tempted by an old flame. Everyone in the family must reevaluate their relationship with Al Sr. when his effort to suppress the truth about his past infidelity unexpectedly brings the secret to light.
  • The Potato Creek Chair of Death
    Somewhere in the American West, there is a gun set to fire at some undisclosed time before the year 2000. In front of this gun is a chair in which thrill-seekers sit, waiting to see if the gun will fire on them. Michael, a teenage runaway from Ohio, sets out to find this legendary chair of death. On the way he meets Valerie, an elderly woman traveling with her possessive, middle-aged son. After Michael finds a...
    Somewhere in the American West, there is a gun set to fire at some undisclosed time before the year 2000. In front of this gun is a chair in which thrill-seekers sit, waiting to see if the gun will fire on them. Michael, a teenage runaway from Ohio, sets out to find this legendary chair of death. On the way he meets Valerie, an elderly woman traveling with her possessive, middle-aged son. After Michael finds a kindred spirit in Valerie, he must decide whether to meet what he believes is his rightful fate, or plunge into an uncertain future.
  • The Secret Word for Today is Carrot
    A dog, the dog’s owner, a store manager, Jean-Paul Sartre’s separated head and body, and his assistant cycle back and forth between Hell from “No Exit” and a series of increasingly dystopian shopping establishments. Meanwhile, a crowd of shoppers tries to remember today’s secret word while fighting over the spoils. Will anyone find meaning, or at least predictability (or at least Sandy Zimet?) in this chaotic world?
  • This the Word
    Two individuals in a secretive occupation meet late at night behind the warehouse. So much depends upon a word, but the word has been forgotten. Can they remember the word before it’s too late?
  • Right for a Dog
    The death of the family dog causes a father to question whether his children really love him.
  • This Is the Way
    How would you spend the last minute before the world ends?