Meghan McGuire

Meghan McGuire is a Chicago-based comedian, writer, and former Geography Bee champion from Brunswick, Maine, the home of little-known Civil War hero Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain. She studied theatre and creative writing at Denison University in Granville, Ohio. At Denison, she wrote for the Independent Theatre Association’s One Acts Play Festivals, Sketch’rs Sketch Comedy Troupe, and the Genital Monologues, an activist show. In the summer of 2016, she spent 10-weeks as a summer research scholar at Denison, where she wrote a collection of monologues for women under the guidance of playwrights Mark Evans Bryan and Peter Pauzé. She is a graduate of the Columbia College/Second City Comedy Studies Program, The Second City Conservatory, and the Annoyance Training Center. She has performed at The...

Meghan McGuire is a Chicago-based comedian, writer, and former Geography Bee champion from Brunswick, Maine, the home of little-known Civil War hero Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain. She studied theatre and creative writing at Denison University in Granville, Ohio. At Denison, she wrote for the Independent Theatre Association’s One Acts Play Festivals, Sketch’rs Sketch Comedy Troupe, and the Genital Monologues, an activist show. In the summer of 2016, she spent 10-weeks as a summer research scholar at Denison, where she wrote a collection of monologues for women under the guidance of playwrights Mark Evans Bryan and Peter Pauzé. She is a graduate of the Columbia College/Second City Comedy Studies Program, The Second City Conservatory, and the Annoyance Training Center. She has performed at The Annoyance, The Second City Training Center, Sea Tea Comedy Theater, and The Theater Project. Her work centers around queerness, feminism, mental health, and the intersection of belonging and ambition.

Scripts

Not Like That

by Meghan McGuire

Synopsis

NOT LIKE THAT documents the end of a friendship and how we remember friendships after they fail. Shelley and Marjorie are childhood best friends who have moved to New York City to pursue careers as a painter and a writer, respectively, in the early 1990s. When Shelley makes the decision to get married and move out of the city, Marjorie struggles to bring herself to be happy for Shelley for pursuing a life of...

NOT LIKE THAT documents the end of a friendship and how we remember friendships after they fail. Shelley and Marjorie are childhood best friends who have moved to New York City to pursue careers as a painter and a writer, respectively, in the early 1990s. When Shelley makes the decision to get married and move out of the city, Marjorie struggles to bring herself to be happy for Shelley for pursuing a life of domesticity that Marjorie so roundly rejected when she came out as gay to her parents and left for New York after college. Shelley is the one thing anchoring Marjorie to her old life. Shelley contends with her divergent futures, feeling pulled between the stability of marriage and domesticity and the personal fulfillment of her artistic career. As their friendship begins to crumble over the course of the month leading up to Shelley’s engagement party, we see memories of their adolescence and young adulthood in their hometown of Brunswick, Maine and in their early days in New York City. Marjorie and Shelley’s friendship comes to a head after a drunken and confused speech at the engagement party and an explosive fight in a country club bathroom. When they are reunited by a chance encounter, they are forced to accept that despite apology letters and assurances of forgiveness, things can never really go back to the way they were.

Muse

by Meghan McGuire

Synopsis

A man's muse addresses her creator.

******A Finalist for Punching LaBute vol. 2, before, you know, the world shut down.

A man's muse addresses her creator.

******A Finalist for Punching LaBute vol. 2, before, you know, the world shut down.

Modern Classics

by Meghan McGuire

Synopsis

A collection of 3 short (10-15 minutes) plays for teen performers. A restoration comedy promposal, a Greek tragedy student council election, and a Shakespearean slumber party. Can be produced as a series or individually.

A collection of 3 short (10-15 minutes) plays for teen performers. A restoration comedy promposal, a Greek tragedy student council election, and a Shakespearean slumber party. Can be produced as a series or individually.

On Hold

by Meghan McGuire

Synopsis

On her 26th Birthday, Pearl finds her first gray hair, which she doesn't feel like she's done enough to earn. Her friend Freya talks her down from her existential crisis.

On her 26th Birthday, Pearl finds her first gray hair, which she doesn't feel like she's done enough to earn. Her friend Freya talks her down from her existential crisis.