SIMON ASTOR

SIMON ASTOR

The Samuel Pepys of trash

Plays

  • The Blessed House Monologues by SIMON ASTOR
    Cast: 
    2–8
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    Genre: comedy, dark comedy + 2 more
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    Keyword: halloween, Haunted House + 3 more
    Genre: comedy, dark comedy, drama, horror
    Keyword: halloween, Haunted House, bisexuality, karaoke, comic monologue
    Several employees of a haunted house attraction quit to open the opposite of a haunted house, a blessed house. The results are mixed, but the romances that blossom from the move are... also mixed.
  • King Beard - A Play With Capes by SIMON ASTOR
    Cast: 
    15–20
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    Genre: adventure, comedy + 6 more
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    Keyword: Medieval fairytale, medieval + 1 more
    Genre: adventure, comedy, fable/folktale, fantasy, melodrama, musical, period, romantic comedy
    Keyword: Medieval fairytale, medieval, trash
    The Kingdom of Barbasol is ruled by a cruel monarch who forbids men to grow beards and collects the daughters of the powerful for his private harem.

    Can a harp player's apprentice and a scrappy necklace salesperson aid the revolution? Possibly.

    Is the king's adviser secretly a stag in human form spying for Fairyland? Almost certainly.

    Will there be...
    The Kingdom of Barbasol is ruled by a cruel monarch who forbids men to grow beards and collects the daughters of the powerful for his private harem.

    Can a harp player's apprentice and a scrappy necklace salesperson aid the revolution? Possibly.

    Is the king's adviser secretly a stag in human form spying for Fairyland? Almost certainly.

    Will there be choreographed fighting and dancing? Oh, without a doubt.

    Terrible puns throughout? Alas, yes.

    Full Bar? We wouldn't be there otherwise.
  • Another Tear for Rome - A Play with Prophecies by SIMON ASTOR
    Cast: 
    15–20
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    Genre: comedy, docudrama/historic + 9 more
    Genre: comedy, docudrama/historic, experimental, fable/folktale, fantasy, melodrama, parody/spoof, period, political, satire, tragedy
    With Rome's "best poet and philosopher" exiled to Exile Isle and with the Goth Invasion terrorizing the land, Orgy Season's feasts are sure to suffer.