Merry Christmas, Beauregard! (A Deeply Dark Comedy) by
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Can elderly sisters at opposite ends of the political divide reconcile before they die?
Beauregard says YES
Beauregard is Aunt Jackie Whomp’s imaginary childhood life coach, a lonely magical elf who longs to live hir best life but is stuck in the childhood home of the...
Toons Baby-Jane PBS FOX Arsenic & Old Lace Hedwig
NOT A SHORT VERSION
Can elderly sisters at opposite ends of the political divide reconcile before they die?
Beauregard says YES
Beauregard is Aunt Jackie Whomp’s imaginary childhood life coach, a lonely magical elf who longs to live hir best life but is stuck in the childhood home of the...
SHORT VERSION
Toons Baby-Jane PBS FOX Arsenic & Old Lace Hedwig
NOT A SHORT VERSION
Can elderly sisters at opposite ends of the political divide reconcile before they die?
Beauregard says YES
Beauregard is Aunt Jackie Whomp’s imaginary childhood life coach, a lonely magical elf who longs to live hir best life but is stuck in the childhood home of the estranged Whomp sisters. Ze knows ze won’t be free until ze has brought them back together, the greatest challenge of hir career.
Today, Beauregard is thrilled: Jackie is finally returning home! But ze’s also nervous, because he knows Patsy will do anything to prevent reconciling with Jackie, including engaging the diabolical efforts of her own imaginary childhood friend, a Brooklyn Sewer Rat bunny-mobster named Bananas, who compounds Beauregard’s misery exponentially.
When the conflict between the sisters escalates into a Christmas Eve Throwdown featuring blow-up sex Presidents, TV anchors, Fat Electrician infomercials, flaccid fetuccine, detachable man buns, old-lady fight styles, and other “weapons of mass destruction”, Beauregard despairs that ze may not have what it takes to win hir freedom.
But a surprise visit from Jackie’s son Willie, an aging, espresso-addicted barista with his own grand dreams, inspires Beauregard to change hir approach, thereby reconciling Jackie’s and Patsy’s hearts and making hir own dreams come true.
Toons Baby-Jane PBS FOX Arsenic & Old Lace Hedwig
NOT A SHORT VERSION
Can elderly sisters at opposite ends of the political divide reconcile before they die?
Beauregard says YES
Beauregard is Aunt Jackie Whomp’s imaginary childhood life coach, a lonely magical elf who longs to live hir best life but is stuck in the childhood home of the estranged Whomp sisters. Ze knows ze won’t be free until ze has brought them back together, the greatest challenge of hir career.
Today, Beauregard is thrilled: Jackie is finally returning home! But ze’s also nervous, because he knows Patsy will do anything to prevent reconciling with Jackie, including engaging the diabolical efforts of her own imaginary childhood friend, a Brooklyn Sewer Rat bunny-mobster named Bananas, who compounds Beauregard’s misery exponentially.
When the conflict between the sisters escalates into a Christmas Eve Throwdown featuring blow-up sex Presidents, TV anchors, Fat Electrician infomercials, flaccid fetuccine, detachable man buns, old-lady fight styles, and other “weapons of mass destruction”, Beauregard despairs that ze may not have what it takes to win hir freedom.
But a surprise visit from Jackie’s son Willie, an aging, espresso-addicted barista with his own grand dreams, inspires Beauregard to change hir approach, thereby reconciling Jackie’s and Patsy’s hearts and making hir own dreams come true.