Mark Mulkerin

After doing a little bit of a lot of things from photography to farming to magic to standup and more when the demands of parenting didn't take precedence, I've returned to playwriting as my children approach and begin adulthood.

After doing a little bit of a lot of things from photography to farming to magic to standup and more when the demands of parenting didn't take precedence, I've returned to playwriting as my children approach and begin adulthood.

Scripts

Billy and the ADHD

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

For a persuasive speech assignment, Billy prepares to deliver "Why I'm a weirdo and why you should like me anyway" to his classmates, but first he must work his way past his ADHD, anxiety, and sadness.

For a persuasive speech assignment, Billy prepares to deliver "Why I'm a weirdo and why you should like me anyway" to his classmates, but first he must work his way past his ADHD, anxiety, and sadness.

Metastatic

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

After receiving a devastating diagnosis, a grandmother and widow must decide on how to spend her remaining time.

After receiving a devastating diagnosis, a grandmother and widow must decide on how to spend her remaining time.

Where Illusions End

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

As their mother's battle with cancer comes to a conclusion, two siblings (one of whom is a magician and skeptic) negotiate their mother's desire to seek questionable care from a psychic con artist.

As their mother's battle with cancer comes to a conclusion, two siblings (one of whom is a magician and skeptic) negotiate their mother's desire to seek questionable care from a psychic con artist.

Bumpersticker Kindness

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

After nearly getting run down, the pedestrian confronts the driver after correcting a bumpersticker.

After nearly getting run down, the pedestrian confronts the driver after correcting a bumpersticker.

Friendship in Transition

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

One middle-school boy tries to lure back a friend who has self-exiled from their group when the third publically identifies as trans.

One middle-school boy tries to lure back a friend who has self-exiled from their group when the third publically identifies as trans.

Neurodivergent Manifesto

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

A neurodivergent person tries to encourage a neurotypical acquaintance to get beyond virtue signalling and learn to appreciate and value neurodivergence.

A neurodivergent person tries to encourage a neurotypical acquaintance to get beyond virtue signalling and learn to appreciate and value neurodivergence.

The Coming Burn

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

A couple argue over whether to evacuate or stay to defend their house against an approaching wildfire when a secret comes out.

A couple argue over whether to evacuate or stay to defend their house against an approaching wildfire when a secret comes out.

House-In-Law

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

When a man's mother-in-law is cryogenically frozen awaiting a replacement clone, he finds himself stuck at his mother-in-law's house struggling against her house's artificial intelligence that isn't very amenable to him.

When a man's mother-in-law is cryogenically frozen awaiting a replacement clone, he finds himself stuck at his mother-in-law's house struggling against her house's artificial intelligence that isn't very amenable to him.

Joan of Earth

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

After two teen sisters wager on the seriousness of the looming threat of climate change, the sisters and other family confront a world unwilling to change and a future with much less promise.

After two teen sisters wager on the seriousness of the looming threat of climate change, the sisters and other family confront a world unwilling to change and a future with much less promise.

Cockroach Nirvana

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

After a nuclear war destroys all life on Earth save cockroaches and blue-green algae, Buddha struggles to get souls reincarnated to keep existence running smoothly.

After a nuclear war destroys all life on Earth save cockroaches and blue-green algae, Buddha struggles to get souls reincarnated to keep existence running smoothly.

Drag Queens to the Rescue

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

When a single father encounters a drag queen reading for story hour outside the library's restrooms, misunderstandings and potential conflict looms until the father confesses his true motivations.

When a single father encounters a drag queen reading for story hour outside the library's restrooms, misunderstandings and potential conflict looms until the father confesses his true motivations.

Prison Incorporated

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

Facing dire economic circumstances, a county executive and sheriff meet with a young entrepreneur who offers a lifeline in the form of private prisons. Will the county executive concede to incarcerating friends and neighbors to save the county or will conscience lead to fiscal collapse?

Facing dire economic circumstances, a county executive and sheriff meet with a young entrepreneur who offers a lifeline in the form of private prisons. Will the county executive concede to incarcerating friends and neighbors to save the county or will conscience lead to fiscal collapse?

Half Staff

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

Under a flag lowered to half staff in recognition of an unknown death, one friend struggles to save the other from dark thoughts and despair over a society divided against itself.

Under a flag lowered to half staff in recognition of an unknown death, one friend struggles to save the other from dark thoughts and despair over a society divided against itself.

Yummy Beans

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

Amid the hurly burly of getting the extended family's Thanksgiving dinner on the table, a daughter hears the echoes of her mother as she braves the holiday for the first time as the family matriarch. A Christmas version is also available.

Amid the hurly burly of getting the extended family's Thanksgiving dinner on the table, a daughter hears the echoes of her mother as she braves the holiday for the first time as the family matriarch. A Christmas version is also available.

Cola Heresies

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

A minister providing pastoral guidance to a person in a crisis of faith navigates human suffering, varieties of venomous snakes, and the theological implications of soda choice.

A minister providing pastoral guidance to a person in a crisis of faith navigates human suffering, varieties of venomous snakes, and the theological implications of soda choice.

The Life of the Mother

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

Unexpectedly ahead of a vote on restricting abortion, a stalwart, conservative politician seeks more specifics when it comes to abortion access while being pressured by a party leader to vote first and ask questions later.

Unexpectedly ahead of a vote on restricting abortion, a stalwart, conservative politician seeks more specifics when it comes to abortion access while being pressured by a party leader to vote first and ask questions later.

Nearing Self Checkout

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

An overweight person who has finally committed to better dietary choices will begin life anew if they can only make it past the sometimes seductive, sometimes pushy checkout rack at the grocery store.

An overweight person who has finally committed to better dietary choices will begin life anew if they can only make it past the sometimes seductive, sometimes pushy checkout rack at the grocery store.

Maslow's Game

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

When two mothers compete for their children's benefit on a game show based on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, things go very wrong.

When two mothers compete for their children's benefit on a game show based on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, things go very wrong.

Schooling

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

A mother with local conservative ambitions attempts to corner her child's history teacher into admitting the Little Rock Nine history assignment is covertly critical race theory and is willing to resort to threats and coercion.

A mother with local conservative ambitions attempts to corner her child's history teacher into admitting the Little Rock Nine history assignment is covertly critical race theory and is willing to resort to threats and coercion.

The Secret Life of Marshmallows

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

Jordan plans for toasted marshmallows and rekindled passion with Lee go astray when Jordan's overtop enthusiasms uncover Lee's doubts about the future of their relationship.

Jordan plans for toasted marshmallows and rekindled passion with Lee go astray when Jordan's overtop enthusiasms uncover Lee's doubts about the future of their relationship.

Charlie and the Maker

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

When Charlie's friends turn to a mysterious Maker in pursuit of each of their versions of success, Charlie struggles to stop them from paying the increasingly high costs.

When Charlie's friends turn to a mysterious Maker in pursuit of each of their versions of success, Charlie struggles to stop them from paying the increasingly high costs.

The Mother-in-Law in the Machine

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

Timothy's mother-in-law, Augusta, is accidentally stabbed on her birthday by her daughter, Kimberly, and sent off to be cryogenically frozen for several years as a replacement body is grown. With the couple staying in Augusta's home for the duration to be close to the cryo facility, Timothy must contend with Babbage, a not very helpful house artificial intelligence, and Gary, a gig worker, who is frequently...

Timothy's mother-in-law, Augusta, is accidentally stabbed on her birthday by her daughter, Kimberly, and sent off to be cryogenically frozen for several years as a replacement body is grown. With the couple staying in Augusta's home for the duration to be close to the cryo facility, Timothy must contend with Babbage, a not very helpful house artificial intelligence, and Gary, a gig worker, who is frequently summoned to the house while trying to support Kimberly in her grief and maintain his own mental wellbeing. A bad situation becomes worse when Timothy attempts to reset Babbage and instead releases Augusta 2.0.

Fear and Airconditioning - a climate change story

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

In the midst of a heatwave that threatens the city's electrical grid and the health and safety of all those relying on air conditioning to survive, Jake struggles to convince his elderly mother, Joyce, to move north to the relative safety of Wisconsin.

In the midst of a heatwave that threatens the city's electrical grid and the health and safety of all those relying on air conditioning to survive, Jake struggles to convince his elderly mother, Joyce, to move north to the relative safety of Wisconsin.

The Very Stout Elf

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

Though born among elves, Metamorphic never quite fit in and sets forth to discover where they belong with the Narrator in tow.

Though born among elves, Metamorphic never quite fit in and sets forth to discover where they belong with the Narrator in tow.

Behind Every Superhero

by Mark Mulkerin

Synopsis

After a certain famous superhero team saves the world one more time and breaks up, their former physical therapist struggles to find a new job. A monologue.

After a certain famous superhero team saves the world one more time and breaks up, their former physical therapist struggles to find a new job. A monologue.