Penny-Farthing Polo by
Two announcers describe an average game of Penny-Farthing Polo, in the completely normal country of Fake England. Chaos and death ensue.
Malt Schlitzmann
Malt Schlitzmann
I am the funniest person to ever have been called fat by a twice-impeached former WWE hall of fame champion.
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The Magic Husband Dating Show by Malt Schlitzmann
Recommendations: 1··Cast:9Genre: comedy, farce + 2 more·Keyword: comedy, anime + 4 moreGenre: comedy, farce, parody/spoof, satireKeyword: comedy, anime, spoof, dating show, queer, genderqueerThe harem anime dating show of your fujoshi dreams. How will Ai choose just one husbando when her heart demands them all?Boymom, Girldad by Malt Schlitzmann
·Cast:4Genre: comedy, experimental + 2 more·Keyword: queer comedy, trans comedy + 6 moreGenre: comedy, experimental, parody/spoof, satireKeyword: queer comedy, trans comedy, good parents, suburban America, hipsters, goth comedy, new friends, adult friendshipTwo hipsters encounter a pair of normie parents at a local park. Attempts to make friends are baffled by a lack of shared vocabulary. The bathroom habits of 6 year old boys are remarked upon.The Nostromo Rule by Malt Schlitzmann
Recommendations: 2··Cast:3–4Genre: comedy, farce + 3 more·Keyword: sci fi spoof, sci fi comedy + 4 moreGenre: comedy, farce, parody/spoof, satire, science fictionKeyword: sci fi spoof, sci fi comedy, sci fi skit, female comedy, smart comedy, zoomA trio of space truckers encounter an mysterious, ancient vessel floating derelict in space. For once, common sense prevails. Written to be performed remotely.Why Are Millenials Like That? by Malt Schlitzmann
Recommendations: 1··Cast:4Genre: comedy, farce + 3 more·Keyword: Millenials, gen z + 6 moreGenre: comedy, farce, parody/spoof, satire, young audiencesKeyword: Millenials, gen z, fifteen minute, skit, sketch, cross-generation humor, high school actors, high school appropriateA group of cool teens is accosted by a tragically hip millenial. Mockery ensues.Spaceship Angelique: A Zoom Serial by Malt Schlitzmann
·Cast:3–7Genre: comedy, experimental + 6 more·Keyword: zoom, remote + 7 moreGenre: comedy, experimental, farce, parody/spoof, satire, science fiction, young audiences, zoomKeyword: zoom, remote, sci-fi, comedy, spoof, satire, female friendships, female mentor, nerd theatreDesigned to be performed remotely, Spaceship Angelique is a sci-fi satire focusing on the working-class crew of a cargo vessel trying to stay afloat in a galaxy populated with pirate greasers and rockabilly outlaws. The Angelique and her crew are tasked with transporting a mysterious cryogenic coffin through an empty portion of space, and encounter a mysterious abandoned vessel instead. There's also a...Designed to be performed remotely, Spaceship Angelique is a sci-fi satire focusing on the working-class crew of a cargo vessel trying to stay afloat in a galaxy populated with pirate greasers and rockabilly outlaws. The Angelique and her crew are tasked with transporting a mysterious cryogenic coffin through an empty portion of space, and encounter a mysterious abandoned vessel instead. There's also a crafty vizier. Oh buddy, we got everything.
This is episode 1 of an ongoing series. Listen to a sample read here: https://kiwi6.com/artists/PhizKalifa/the-nostromo-rule Thank you for your time!