Jack Seamus Conley

Jack Seamus (he/they) is a playwright and director/producer based in the greater Seattle area. He is queer, neurodivergent, and disabled and embraces these identities, which heavily inform his work, proudly. When creating, Jack is also heavily inspired by literature, folklore, and history. Much of Jack's writing explores dramatic themes, though he will occasionally try his hand at comedy. In all of his work, Jack prioritizes centering marginalized voices whenever possible; in service of this mission, he serves as the Founding Artistic Director for fringe theatre group Rainy Day Artistic Collective.

Jack Seamus (he/they) is a playwright and director/producer based in the greater Seattle area. He is queer, neurodivergent, and disabled and embraces these identities, which heavily inform his work, proudly. When creating, Jack is also heavily inspired by literature, folklore, and history. Much of Jack's writing explores dramatic themes, though he will occasionally try his hand at comedy. In all of his work, Jack prioritizes centering marginalized voices whenever possible; in service of this mission, he serves as the Founding Artistic Director for fringe theatre group Rainy Day Artistic Collective.

Scripts

Seeking Odysseus

Seeking Odysseus by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

Odysseus has finished the Trojan War and headed for home, but he's not back yet. His wife, Penelope, is back in Troy with their son Telemachus, and is convinced that Odysseus is still alive. This play explores the classic story of The Odyssey in a new way, both following the story you know through Odysseus' journals, and following the stories of the people left behind during the Trojan War - including Penelope...

Odysseus has finished the Trojan War and headed for home, but he's not back yet. His wife, Penelope, is back in Troy with their son Telemachus, and is convinced that Odysseus is still alive. This play explores the classic story of The Odyssey in a new way, both following the story you know through Odysseus' journals, and following the stories of the people left behind during the Trojan War - including Penelope, Telemachus, Odysseus' sister Ctimene, and more.

Lasagna: A Short Play on Grief

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

Through a series of text messages, as well as live conversations with their best friend, Morgan, a young adult named Jaz deals with the sudden death of their father from cancer. Jaz is accompanied by Morgan as they clean out Jaz's family home and reflect on what has been left behind.

Through a series of text messages, as well as live conversations with their best friend, Morgan, a young adult named Jaz deals with the sudden death of their father from cancer. Jaz is accompanied by Morgan as they clean out Jaz's family home and reflect on what has been left behind.

Your Friendly Local Usher (Monologue)

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

You arrive at a performance, only to find you're the first audience member there. You meet with the Usher, who is very friendly and accommodating... perhaps a bit suspiciously so. What will happen next?

You arrive at a performance, only to find you're the first audience member there. You meet with the Usher, who is very friendly and accommodating... perhaps a bit suspiciously so. What will happen next?

Boyself/Girlself

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

A pre-transition transmasculine person (Girlself), who is in the early stages of "coming out" and uncertain of what the future may hold for them, receives a surprise visit from a future version of their self (Boyself), who only has foggy memories of the exchange from the “other” side. As they talk together about everything and nothing, both “selves” learn something unexpected about who they are collectively.

A pre-transition transmasculine person (Girlself), who is in the early stages of "coming out" and uncertain of what the future may hold for them, receives a surprise visit from a future version of their self (Boyself), who only has foggy memories of the exchange from the “other” side. As they talk together about everything and nothing, both “selves” learn something unexpected about who they are collectively.

The Bible Says Nothing About Sundays

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

It's Sunday in an "old-timey" Christian town where everyone goes to Church. Two old friends have skipped the service and opted to share a drink in the empty town square. As their conversation unfolds, one of the friends raises some questions about spirituality, the Bible, and their own relationship to their faith.

It's Sunday in an "old-timey" Christian town where everyone goes to Church. Two old friends have skipped the service and opted to share a drink in the empty town square. As their conversation unfolds, one of the friends raises some questions about spirituality, the Bible, and their own relationship to their faith.

Olive Boy

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

Marcel prepares to deliver some big news to his mother. Older sister Lorena steps in to help.

Marcel prepares to deliver some big news to his mother. Older sister Lorena steps in to help.

The Cleaning Crew

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

A superhero's sidekick (Chickadee) and a villain's henchperson (Rosebud) meet in a museum to clean up after their bosses' latest destructive battle. Will they form an unlikely friendship, or do the duo have something else in mind. (Note: this piece is a loose but intentional parody of characters and themes in the "Batman" franchise).

A superhero's sidekick (Chickadee) and a villain's henchperson (Rosebud) meet in a museum to clean up after their bosses' latest destructive battle. Will they form an unlikely friendship, or do the duo have something else in mind. (Note: this piece is a loose but intentional parody of characters and themes in the "Batman" franchise).

Cinderellis and His Fairy Wing-Woman

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

In a queer modern take on Cinderella, a young man named Ellis has fallen in love with his old boarding-school classmate, who just so happens to be the prince. With the help of his (perhaps too enthusiastic, but well-meaning) fairy godmother, Ellis hatches a plan to crash a party and hopefully win back the heart of his old school paramour.

In a queer modern take on Cinderella, a young man named Ellis has fallen in love with his old boarding-school classmate, who just so happens to be the prince. With the help of his (perhaps too enthusiastic, but well-meaning) fairy godmother, Ellis hatches a plan to crash a party and hopefully win back the heart of his old school paramour.

While We Still Can

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

Quinn and Frankie, a young, newly engaged same-gender couple, have gone to the courthouse to get legally married while that option is still certain for them, but when they get there, they get nervous and start having complicated thoughts.

Quinn and Frankie, a young, newly engaged same-gender couple, have gone to the courthouse to get legally married while that option is still certain for them, but when they get there, they get nervous and start having complicated thoughts.

The Footbridge

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

Marley, a college student lost on their way home from a waitressing shift at a local bar, has an unexpected and mysterious encounter with Charon, a toll operator for a footbridge in a local park. Marley is initially unable to pay the toll, but receives some help from Charon, on whom Marley leaves a lasting impression.

Marley, a college student lost on their way home from a waitressing shift at a local bar, has an unexpected and mysterious encounter with Charon, a toll operator for a footbridge in a local park. Marley is initially unable to pay the toll, but receives some help from Charon, on whom Marley leaves a lasting impression.

Kris & Missy

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

Newly engaged couple Kris and Missy travel to a remote winter wonderland so Missy can meet Kris' parents for the first time. When they narrowly avoid a traffic accident and encounter an unusual road safety officer, Kris reveals a surprising secret and Missy finds herself faced with a difficult and fantastical choice.

Newly engaged couple Kris and Missy travel to a remote winter wonderland so Missy can meet Kris' parents for the first time. When they narrowly avoid a traffic accident and encounter an unusual road safety officer, Kris reveals a surprising secret and Missy finds herself faced with a difficult and fantastical choice.

The Admissions Letter

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

Brook, a college student in their final year of study, receives their very last admissions letter in a round of applications that so far has not been successful. With the support of their roommate and best friend, Hayden, Brook opens the letter and processes both the contents and what they mean for Brook's life moving forward.

Brook, a college student in their final year of study, receives their very last admissions letter in a round of applications that so far has not been successful. With the support of their roommate and best friend, Hayden, Brook opens the letter and processes both the contents and what they mean for Brook's life moving forward.

Gia

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

A young academic loses the love of his life and reluctantly remarries... but the first wife, who died young, isn't done with him yet, and unknown forces may have some unusual plans. This short piece is loosely based on the short story "Ligeia" by Edgar Allan Poe.

A young academic loses the love of his life and reluctantly remarries... but the first wife, who died young, isn't done with him yet, and unknown forces may have some unusual plans. This short piece is loosely based on the short story "Ligeia" by Edgar Allan Poe.

Dee With The Devil

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

Dee makes a deal with the Devil... but things don't go exactly as planned for either party involved.

Dee makes a deal with the Devil... but things don't go exactly as planned for either party involved.

Fur Eliseo

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

The place? Vienna, Austria. The year? 1811. A successful classical composer, Ludwig, inspired by his lover (an opera singer named Eliseo), writes a piano piece one sunny summer afternoon while suffering from creative block. After Ludwig dies, Eliseo and his old friend, Viktoria, conspire to get the never-publicized but deeply meaningful piece recognized and published, in Ludwig’s memory. This takes a number of...

The place? Vienna, Austria. The year? 1811. A successful classical composer, Ludwig, inspired by his lover (an opera singer named Eliseo), writes a piano piece one sunny summer afternoon while suffering from creative block. After Ludwig dies, Eliseo and his old friend, Viktoria, conspire to get the never-publicized but deeply meaningful piece recognized and published, in Ludwig’s memory. This takes a number of years to be successful, but when it does, the results may be surprising.

Dinner And A Show

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

Ella shows up to meet Jesse, a man she met on Tinder, for a first date. However, the plans he's made for "dinner and a show" take her by surprise.

Ella shows up to meet Jesse, a man she met on Tinder, for a first date. However, the plans he's made for "dinner and a show" take her by surprise.

Wasting Time

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

In the wake of a loss, two lovers have a chat about what makes life meaningful, and what it means to waste time.

In the wake of a loss, two lovers have a chat about what makes life meaningful, and what it means to waste time.

Viktoria's Letter (Monologue)

by Jack Seamus Conley

Synopsis

Viktoria, a middle-aged opera singer living in 1800s Amsterdam, is writing a letter to her old friend, Eliseo, from her days in the Viennese opera. Twenty-four years prior, Eliseo’s composer boyfriend, Ludwig, died, leaving behind a piano piece that he’d dedicated to Eliseo. Eliseo gave the only copy of the piece to Viktoria, whose brother was a publisher, to try to publish, but said brother lost the piece. Now...

Viktoria, a middle-aged opera singer living in 1800s Amsterdam, is writing a letter to her old friend, Eliseo, from her days in the Viennese opera. Twenty-four years prior, Eliseo’s composer boyfriend, Ludwig, died, leaving behind a piano piece that he’d dedicated to Eliseo. Eliseo gave the only copy of the piece to Viktoria, whose brother was a publisher, to try to publish, but said brother lost the piece. Now, Viktoria is writing to Eliseo, who she has lost touch with over the years, to tell him that the piece has recently been found and successfully published… but with an interesting error. Excerpted from the short play "Fur Eliseo" but can also be performed on its own as a one-woman short piece.