Bailey Jordan Garcia

BAILEY JORDAN GARCIA (they/he) is a playwright/actor/theatre-maker based in NYC. Their favorite work to explore usually involves the queer/trans experience and the taboo intricacies that the online world brings into our daily lives. Bailey’s worked with companies such as Atlantic Theatre Company, American University, The Blank, Boston Theatre Company, Bramble Theatre Company, Cry Havoc, Ohio University, StageQ, PlayGround-NY & PlayGround-LA , and many others -- having been produced 60+ times.

Bailey is also the proud Co-Founder of "Fresh Binder Productions" a theatrical home for emerging transgender/gender non-conforming playwrights!

When Bailey’s not writing, they're either bringing down the vibe singing Sondheim at any random karaoke bar, loitering around Bethesda Fountain, or...

BAILEY JORDAN GARCIA (they/he) is a playwright/actor/theatre-maker based in NYC. Their favorite work to explore usually involves the queer/trans experience and the taboo intricacies that the online world brings into our daily lives. Bailey’s worked with companies such as Atlantic Theatre Company, American University, The Blank, Boston Theatre Company, Bramble Theatre Company, Cry Havoc, Ohio University, StageQ, PlayGround-NY & PlayGround-LA , and many others -- having been produced 60+ times.

Bailey is also the proud Co-Founder of "Fresh Binder Productions" a theatrical home for emerging transgender/gender non-conforming playwrights!

When Bailey’s not writing, they're either bringing down the vibe singing Sondheim at any random karaoke bar, loitering around Bethesda Fountain, or facetiming their 3-legged pup named Mushu.

Go learn more about him at baileyjordangarcia.com

Scripts

clownfishing

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Set in the early days of online anonymity, CLOWNFISHING follows Bryson, a grieving teenager, who slips into his dead best friend’s digital persona to entrap her former bully. This turns into both a freeing and dangerous exploration of identity, gender, sexuality, and grief, while also facing the reality of still having to exist in a body.

Set in the early days of online anonymity, CLOWNFISHING follows Bryson, a grieving teenager, who slips into his dead best friend’s digital persona to entrap her former bully. This turns into both a freeing and dangerous exploration of identity, gender, sexuality, and grief, while also facing the reality of still having to exist in a body.

Mac In Cheese

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

When a class of third graders is abandoned on a field trip to a popular kids’ arcade chain and left to govern themselves, chaos quickly takes hold. Equal parts Macbeth, Lord of the Flies, and animatronic nightmare nostalgia, MAC IN CHEESE explores how far we’ll go to be loved, and what happens when the pursuit of belonging turns deadly.

When a class of third graders is abandoned on a field trip to a popular kids’ arcade chain and left to govern themselves, chaos quickly takes hold. Equal parts Macbeth, Lord of the Flies, and animatronic nightmare nostalgia, MAC IN CHEESE explores how far we’ll go to be loved, and what happens when the pursuit of belonging turns deadly.

Thanks for the Mammaries!

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

After years of wrestling with the decision, Bailey faces the challenge of having to fire their worst employees -- their boobs. And these breasts, who act like two vaudevillian old men, won't go down without a fight.

After years of wrestling with the decision, Bailey faces the challenge of having to fire their worst employees -- their boobs. And these breasts, who act like two vaudevillian old men, won't go down without a fight.

What to Expect When You're Expecting Our Lord and Savior

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Finding out you’re “with child” is a shock to any relationship, but when it’s your boyfriend telling you that he’s suddenly become pregnant with the next reincarnation of Jesus, it becomes a tad more complicated. This queer tragicomedy looks at the intricacies in relationships and faithfulness, and truly asks what can you expect when you’re expecting our lord and savior?

Finding out you’re “with child” is a shock to any relationship, but when it’s your boyfriend telling you that he’s suddenly become pregnant with the next reincarnation of Jesus, it becomes a tad more complicated. This queer tragicomedy looks at the intricacies in relationships and faithfulness, and truly asks what can you expect when you’re expecting our lord and savior?

Pedo Punchers

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

*UNDER DEVELOPMENT* The hit youtube channel, “Pedo Punchers”, created by a group of conservatives in their early-20s, have gained their fame by pretending to be underaged boys on Grindr, luring pedophiles to public locations, and exposing their identities for ever growing massive audience. In a stunt to catch a particularly dangerous predator -- they decide to use one of the member’s 15-year old cousin as live...

*UNDER DEVELOPMENT* The hit youtube channel, “Pedo Punchers”, created by a group of conservatives in their early-20s, have gained their fame by pretending to be underaged boys on Grindr, luring pedophiles to public locations, and exposing their identities for ever growing massive audience. In a stunt to catch a particularly dangerous predator -- they decide to use one of the member’s 15-year old cousin as live bait. The play examines the commodification of vigilantism and America's deep need to always identify a "hero" and a "villain"

The We Heart Christopher H. Mahoney Through Time and Space Forever Club

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Best friends and middle schoolers Amanda, Hillary, and Rhys have started "The We Heart Christopher H. Mahoney Through Time and Space Forever Club" to pay homage to their crush, Christopher H. Mahoney. But when feelings may be lost, what happens to their club and their friendships?

Best friends and middle schoolers Amanda, Hillary, and Rhys have started "The We Heart Christopher H. Mahoney Through Time and Space Forever Club" to pay homage to their crush, Christopher H. Mahoney. But when feelings may be lost, what happens to their club and their friendships?

Eternal Contrast

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Two teenage girls, Regan and Vanessa, embark on a five day long road trip to honor their idols. But these idols aren’t pop stars or athletes -- they are Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris: The Columbine Shooters. As they make their way to the memorial of the 20th Anniversary of the shooting, the girls egg each other on to embrace the darkness and danger within themselves, causing death and destruction in their wake...

Two teenage girls, Regan and Vanessa, embark on a five day long road trip to honor their idols. But these idols aren’t pop stars or athletes -- they are Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris: The Columbine Shooters. As they make their way to the memorial of the 20th Anniversary of the shooting, the girls egg each other on to embrace the darkness and danger within themselves, causing death and destruction in their wake. They ask themselves, how far would you go for someone you love?

Spin Cycle (10 Minute Solo Piece)

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Deborah is just like every 1950s housewife: she has her husband, three children, a beautiful home, and the bright red sky above -- all is fine, except she did lose that sock in the wash yesterday, and if Henry noticed...

Deborah is just like every 1950s housewife: she has her husband, three children, a beautiful home, and the bright red sky above -- all is fine, except she did lose that sock in the wash yesterday, and if Henry noticed...

FRANK; or the possession of a teenaged bitch

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Queen Bee, Carly, gets her friends to play Truth or Dare in an old haunted house. But, Carly gets what's coming to her in the form of... a kind old man possessing her body?

Queen Bee, Carly, gets her friends to play Truth or Dare in an old haunted house. But, Carly gets what's coming to her in the form of... a kind old man possessing her body?

Is This Beauty

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

18 year olds Emma and Anthony fall in love, while onstage simultaneously, 15 years in the future their older selves (Charlie and Tony) attempt to figure out what to do about a crumbling marriage. Is what they have beautiful? And are they trying to save something that’s already gone?

18 year olds Emma and Anthony fall in love, while onstage simultaneously, 15 years in the future their older selves (Charlie and Tony) attempt to figure out what to do about a crumbling marriage. Is what they have beautiful? And are they trying to save something that’s already gone?

Good Bones; Or the Writing Workshop of Brutus, Cassius, Casca, and Marc Antony on the Eulogy of Julius Caesar

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

A 10 MINUTE COMEDY!

After assassinating Julius Caesar, the conspiratorial group of Brutus, Cassius, Casca, and Marc Antony workshop a speech intended to win over an angry mob and resolve the issue of Rome's power structure once and for all!

A 10 MINUTE COMEDY!

After assassinating Julius Caesar, the conspiratorial group of Brutus, Cassius, Casca, and Marc Antony workshop a speech intended to win over an angry mob and resolve the issue of Rome's power structure once and for all!

Good Good Girls

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Three 5 year olds sit, bored. They're just waiting and waiting. For what? Well to grow up, of course! The girls try to understand what it means to be a woman and what it's like to HAVE BOOBS (sorry for saying boobs...) . The piece explores the toxic feminine traits that are ingrained in us from a young age and how we learn ourself worth, through the lens of children

Three 5 year olds sit, bored. They're just waiting and waiting. For what? Well to grow up, of course! The girls try to understand what it means to be a woman and what it's like to HAVE BOOBS (sorry for saying boobs...) . The piece explores the toxic feminine traits that are ingrained in us from a young age and how we learn ourself worth, through the lens of children

ChuckEology

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

100 years from now, the grandchildren and great-grandchildren of the teens who quarantined themselves inside the Chuck E Cheese they worked at, still quarantined, have turned the play space into a home, sanctuary, and a church. But, their religion is challenged when a member brings some information about the outside world.

Inspired Bailey's full length, "Mac In Cheese"

100 years from now, the grandchildren and great-grandchildren of the teens who quarantined themselves inside the Chuck E Cheese they worked at, still quarantined, have turned the play space into a home, sanctuary, and a church. But, their religion is challenged when a member brings some information about the outside world.

Inspired Bailey's full length, "Mac In Cheese"

@rudymocha has entered the chatroom

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

After her best friend, Margot, dies, Betsy decides to seek online revenge of their school bully, Lexi.

After her best friend, Margot, dies, Betsy decides to seek online revenge of their school bully, Lexi.

This Is Beauty

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

A choreopoem about young love in the snow.

A choreopoem about young love in the snow.

What A Doll

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

When Oliver, a trans man, comes back home to clean out his mother's attic, he get's a lesson in femininity from an old friend.

When Oliver, a trans man, comes back home to clean out his mother's attic, he get's a lesson in femininity from an old friend.

Eve (10 Minute Version)

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

The story of Genesis through Eve's eyes

The story of Genesis through Eve's eyes

The Day Ophelia Drowned

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

A 10 minute poetry play about a voiceless writer named Ophelia and her relationships with the men in her life. (Very loosely based on Hamlet)

A 10 minute poetry play about a voiceless writer named Ophelia and her relationships with the men in her life. (Very loosely based on Hamlet)

Princess Bootcamp

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

In preparation for her princess birthday party, Mckenna takes it upon herself to train her classmate Julie on how to be the perfect princess. But, Julie seems to have more of an affinity for knights and dragons than balancing books on her head. 

In preparation for her princess birthday party, Mckenna takes it upon herself to train her classmate Julie on how to be the perfect princess. But, Julie seems to have more of an affinity for knights and dragons than balancing books on her head.