Dan Caffrey

Dan Caffrey is a playwright, musician, teacher, and pop-culture critic who graduated from The University of Texas at Austin's M.F.A. Playwriting program in 2020. Prior to that, he lived and made new theatrical work in Chicago for more than a decade, where he co-founded the Tympanic Theatre Company (RIP) and served as its Artistic Director from 2007 to 2015. He's currently based in Brooklyn after a stint teaching playwriting at the Tony Award-winning Alliance Theatre in Atlanta.

His work draws heavily from wildlife, horror, and various otherworldly elements. He's interested in how these external, often non-human forces can upend his characters' views of humanity, pushing them to confront more internal threats such as secrecy, repression, insecurity, and fear. Most recently, his stories...

Dan Caffrey is a playwright, musician, teacher, and pop-culture critic who graduated from The University of Texas at Austin's M.F.A. Playwriting program in 2020. Prior to that, he lived and made new theatrical work in Chicago for more than a decade, where he co-founded the Tympanic Theatre Company (RIP) and served as its Artistic Director from 2007 to 2015. He's currently based in Brooklyn after a stint teaching playwriting at the Tony Award-winning Alliance Theatre in Atlanta.

His work draws heavily from wildlife, horror, and various otherworldly elements. He's interested in how these external, often non-human forces can upend his characters' views of humanity, pushing them to confront more internal threats such as secrecy, repression, insecurity, and fear. Most recently, his stories have focused on the physical and psychological effects of the climate crisis, including the zero-waste world premiere of his play The Amphibians at Weber State University and River Watchers, an immersive theatre experience on a moving 14-person canoe in Brooklyn's Newtown Creek.​

​Dan is a proud member of the 2023/2024 Civilians' R&D Group. He has been a three-time O'Neill Finalist and six-time Semi-Finalist, two-time Finalist for Princeton University and The Civilians' The Next Forever project, Jerome Fellowship Semi-Finalist, shortlisted for the Alpine Fellowship's 2021 Theatre Prize, Semi-Finalist for the Princess Grace Awards Playwriting Fellowship, Resident Artist at Tofte Lake Center, M.F.A. Scholar at the Sewanee Writers' Conference, and his work has been published in several anthologies by Smith & Kraus, including The Best Women's Stage Monologues 2021. His plays have recently been developed/produced by Think Tank Theatre, the Atlantic, Hot Playwright Summer, The Workshop Theater, The Orchard Project, American Records, Mixily Presents, Greenbrier Valley Theatre, JOOK, Jarrott Productions, Kitchen Dog Theater, Hot Kitchen Collective, Genesis Ensemble, Cypress Productions, and Pegasus PlayLab at the University of Central Florida. His play "A Seed" was part of the 46th Annual Samuel French Off-Off Broadway Short Play Festival, produced by Concord Theatricals. His play "Duckass" was part of the 2022 festival, making it to the final 12.

Dan has also written for a variety of pop-culture publications, including The A.V. Club, Consequence, Pitchfork, and Vox. His first book, Radiohead FAQ, is currently available from Backbeat Books (an imprint of Rowman & Littlefield). He co-hosts The Losers' Club: A Stephen King Podcast (recipient of the Silver Bolo Award For Excellence In Horror Media) and Halloweenies: A Horror Franchise podcast, in addition to recording music with Mae Shults under the name Methodist Hospital. Dean of American Rock Critics Robert Christgau hailed their debut album, Giants, as one of the best of 2018.

Scripts

The Tusk Hunters

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

Finalist, Princess Grace Awards Playwriting Fellowship, 2025
Semi-Finalist, O'Neill National Playwrights Conference, 2025/2014
Semi-Finalist, Bay Area Playwrights Festival, 2025
Semi-Finalist, The Civilians/Princeton Next Forever Fellowship, 2023

Two men in the Arctic tundra search for woolly mammoth tusks as an alternative to elephant ivory. But their most recent discovery causes their employer to pivot from...

Finalist, Princess Grace Awards Playwriting Fellowship, 2025
Semi-Finalist, O'Neill National Playwrights Conference, 2025/2014
Semi-Finalist, Bay Area Playwrights Festival, 2025
Semi-Finalist, The Civilians/Princeton Next Forever Fellowship, 2023

Two men in the Arctic tundra search for woolly mammoth tusks as an alternative to elephant ivory. But their most recent discovery causes their employer to pivot from the ivory trade to a more technologically innovative venture as a means of combating climate change. Inspired by the real-life founding of Colossal Biosciences, The Tusk Hunters explores the morality of de-extinction and the toll that scientifically revolutionary ideas take on those who execute them.

The Amphibians

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

Finalist, O'Neill National Playwrights Conference, 2020/2021
Semi-Finalist, Princess Grace Awards Playwriting Fellowship, 2021

Set thirteen years in the future, The Amphibians follows best friends Simone and Bryn, two high-school students in coastal Florida grappling with climate change, growing independence, and the shifting dynamics of their friendship. When they make an unexpected ecological discovery in...

Finalist, O'Neill National Playwrights Conference, 2020/2021
Semi-Finalist, Princess Grace Awards Playwriting Fellowship, 2021

Set thirteen years in the future, The Amphibians follows best friends Simone and Bryn, two high-school students in coastal Florida grappling with climate change, growing independence, and the shifting dynamics of their friendship. When they make an unexpected ecological discovery in the woods near their town, what begins as a private escape becomes a test of responsibility, trust, and moral choice. As the situation unfolds, the girls must decide how to care for something fragile while also confronting what it means to grow up in a world shaped by uncertainty.

Fast-paced and often funny, The Amphibians is a near-future coming-of-age play that centers teenage voices while engaging timely themes of climate change, friendship, and ethical decision-making. The play features two strong female roles, imaginative yet flexible staging, and rich opportunities for discussion across English, theatre, and environmental studies classrooms.

Kaiju

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

Semi-Finalist, O'Neill National Playwrights Conference, 2021

Two 250-foot-tall monsters debate the morality of the destruction they just caused. A group of human theatergoers argues after a play they just watched. Destruction becomes a means of conversation and conversation becomes a means of destruction in this satire of monster movies, post-show talkbacks, and both the power and self-cannibalization of...

Semi-Finalist, O'Neill National Playwrights Conference, 2021

Two 250-foot-tall monsters debate the morality of the destruction they just caused. A group of human theatergoers argues after a play they just watched. Destruction becomes a means of conversation and conversation becomes a means of destruction in this satire of monster movies, post-show talkbacks, and both the power and self-cannibalization of theatre.

Universal Monsters

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

Semi-Finalist, O'Neill National Playwrights Conference, 2022

It's the day after Halloween. Two teenage siblings sort through their candy haul as they worry about their father sleeping in the next room. A play about generational depression, classic monster movies, and growing up in Florida.

Semi-Finalist, O'Neill National Playwrights Conference, 2022

It's the day after Halloween. Two teenage siblings sort through their candy haul as they worry about their father sleeping in the next room. A play about generational depression, classic monster movies, and growing up in Florida.

Matawan

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

Finalist, O'Neill National Playwrights Conference, 2013

In the summer of 1916, a series of fatal shark attacks terrorized the New Jersey Shore. Further inland, a polio epidemic plagued Philadelphia, while the cloud of World War I loomed over the Nation. As the forces of nature, disease and war close in, characters who struggle to change must face a creature whose evolution has led to millions of years of...

Finalist, O'Neill National Playwrights Conference, 2013

In the summer of 1916, a series of fatal shark attacks terrorized the New Jersey Shore. Further inland, a polio epidemic plagued Philadelphia, while the cloud of World War I loomed over the Nation. As the forces of nature, disease and war close in, characters who struggle to change must face a creature whose evolution has led to millions of years of survival. Spanning several cities, the infinite depths of the ocean and the point of view of the shark herself, Matawan examines how our internal anxieties are often just as terrifying as our national catastrophes.

Sow and Suckling

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

30 years after the events of Lord of the Flies, the book’s characters have grown comfortably into their 40s—or so they think. After a Christmas Eve dinner goes horribly wrong, the violence from their youth threatens to overrun their families and carefully constructed lives. At turns a riff on a classic piece of literature, an extremely dark comedy and a middle-aged horror story, Sow and Suckling posits that...

30 years after the events of Lord of the Flies, the book’s characters have grown comfortably into their 40s—or so they think. After a Christmas Eve dinner goes horribly wrong, the violence from their youth threatens to overrun their families and carefully constructed lives. At turns a riff on a classic piece of literature, an extremely dark comedy and a middle-aged horror story, Sow and Suckling posits that repression only leads to further savagery.

The Frog Prince

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

An updated version of the Grimm's fairytale that views the story through the lens of witchcraft, sex pests, and performative vulnerability.

An updated version of the Grimm's fairytale that views the story through the lens of witchcraft, sex pests, and performative vulnerability.

A Seed

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

Top 30, 46th Annual Samuel French Off Off Broadway Short Play Festival, 2021

In a future where all the trees have rocketed into the sky, two teenagers find hope in an unlikely source.

Top 30, 46th Annual Samuel French Off Off Broadway Short Play Festival, 2021

In a future where all the trees have rocketed into the sky, two teenagers find hope in an unlikely source.

Morality Play

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

In the middle of an ancient desert, a young woman seeks the services of a mysterious doctor.

In the middle of an ancient desert, a young woman seeks the services of a mysterious doctor.

Wound Woman

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

While searching for her daughter in a swamp, a young woman seeks help from a mysterious entity.

While searching for her daughter in a swamp, a young woman seeks help from a mysterious entity.

Duckass

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

Top 30, 47th Annual Samuel French Off Off Broadway Short Play Festival, 2022

Inspired by the horror shorts of EC Comics, Duckass focuses on two sisters who invite a local boy to their family's storm cellar.

Top 30, 47th Annual Samuel French Off Off Broadway Short Play Festival, 2022

Inspired by the horror shorts of EC Comics, Duckass focuses on two sisters who invite a local boy to their family's storm cellar.

Gospel Hour

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

CO-WRITTEN WITH DREW CAFFREY: Inspired by Bruce Springsteen's "State Trooper," Gospel Hour catches a police officer parked on the side of the highway, reflecting on his past misdeeds in a moment of severe crisis.

CO-WRITTEN WITH DREW CAFFREY: Inspired by Bruce Springsteen's "State Trooper," Gospel Hour catches a police officer parked on the side of the highway, reflecting on his past misdeeds in a moment of severe crisis.

Glamour

by Dan Caffrey

Synopsis

A young woman interrogates a loved one who has returned from deep space.

A young woman interrogates a loved one who has returned from deep space.