Jonathan Josephson

Fifty of Jonathan's plays have been produced at site-specific locations, schools, and theatres around the world including Actors Theatre of Louisville (Humana Festival), Milwaukee Rep (RepLab), Samuel French OOB (Festival Winner), Atlantic Theatre Company (Atlantic School), Alternative Theatre Company (Off-Broadway), Chance Theater, Perform Australia, Stage Door Performing Arts Academy (New Zealand), Mountain View Mausoleum, Pasadena Museum of History, and the LA County Arboretum. He has won awards from Short+Sweet Dublin (Best Playwright), Short+Sweet Los Angeles (Judge’s Award), PlayGround-LA (Best of PlayGround-LA), and is a five-time Finalist for the ATL Heideman Award. He has also been included in four Smith and Kraus Best Of collections, three Stage It! anthologies, and has also been...

Fifty of Jonathan's plays have been produced at site-specific locations, schools, and theatres around the world including Actors Theatre of Louisville (Humana Festival), Milwaukee Rep (RepLab), Samuel French OOB (Festival Winner), Atlantic Theatre Company (Atlantic School), Alternative Theatre Company (Off-Broadway), Chance Theater, Perform Australia, Stage Door Performing Arts Academy (New Zealand), Mountain View Mausoleum, Pasadena Museum of History, and the LA County Arboretum. He has won awards from Short+Sweet Dublin (Best Playwright), Short+Sweet Los Angeles (Judge’s Award), PlayGround-LA (Best of PlayGround-LA), and is a five-time Finalist for the ATL Heideman Award. He has also been included in four Smith and Kraus Best Of collections, three Stage It! anthologies, and has also been named a Finalist for the O'Neill National Playwrights Conference and the City Theatre National Short Play Award. Jonathan’s plays have been developed at the Great Plains Theatre Conference, Little Candle Productions, Remy Bumppo Theatre Company, and many others. Twenty-six of his plays are published by Concord Theatricals, Stage Rights, Playscripts, YouthPLAYS, Original Works Publishing, and other publishers. He’s also a co-founder of Unbound Productions (Wicked Lit, History Lit, Mystery Lit), a multi-Ovation-award winning immersive theatre company. B.A. Theatre: Playwriting, UCSD. DG, ALAP. [jonathanjosephson.com]

Scripts

Auditioning Pyramus and Thisbe

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Every mechanical in Athens has a dream of treading the boards, and Peter Quince has just posted auditions for "The Most Lamentable Comedy and Most Cruel Death of Pyramus and Thisbe." Who will be cast and have their midsummernights-dream come true?

Every mechanical in Athens has a dream of treading the boards, and Peter Quince has just posted auditions for "The Most Lamentable Comedy and Most Cruel Death of Pyramus and Thisbe." Who will be cast and have their midsummernights-dream come true?

These Violent Delights

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

It's three days after the demise of Shakespeare's star-crossed lovers; Verona is in mourning, Benvolio and Rosaline are heart-broken... but the two schemers have a plan. They've independently procured magical elixirs from Apothecary with hopes of bringing their beloveds back to life. But when they accidentally double-up their dosage, something goes wrong... horribly, deliciously wrong. Now it’s up to Friar...

It's three days after the demise of Shakespeare's star-crossed lovers; Verona is in mourning, Benvolio and Rosaline are heart-broken... but the two schemers have a plan. They've independently procured magical elixirs from Apothecary with hopes of bringing their beloveds back to life. But when they accidentally double-up their dosage, something goes wrong... horribly, deliciously wrong. Now it’s up to Friar Laurence, Juliet’s Nurse, Shylock of "The Merchant of Venice," and Beatrice of "Much Ado About Nothing," and a whole lot of Balthasars to right the world again.

Norine and the King of Swatsville (based on a true story)

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

In July of 1903, famed baseball player Edward "Big Ed" Delahanty was found dead at the base of the Niagara Falls gorge. Now, Ed's widow, Norine, is determined to uncover the truth behind her husband's tragic end and find the ones responsible for his death. Little could she have anticipated that her investigation would take her down an ever-darkening road of Big Ed's hidden life, and inner demons. Based on a true...

In July of 1903, famed baseball player Edward "Big Ed" Delahanty was found dead at the base of the Niagara Falls gorge. Now, Ed's widow, Norine, is determined to uncover the truth behind her husband's tragic end and find the ones responsible for his death. Little could she have anticipated that her investigation would take her down an ever-darkening road of Big Ed's hidden life, and inner demons. Based on a true story.

Cupcake (an MMA Fighter Play)

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Chris Maple, Jr. is an MMA fighter with golden fists and a heart of pure iron. She will stop at nothing to ascend to the top of her sport, and she's good enough to be a star... but when tragedy strikes inside the ring, can Chris bring herself to ride the wave of notoriety all the way to the top? Or will her newfound infamy tear her apart?

Chris Maple, Jr. is an MMA fighter with golden fists and a heart of pure iron. She will stop at nothing to ascend to the top of her sport, and she's good enough to be a star... but when tragedy strikes inside the ring, can Chris bring herself to ride the wave of notoriety all the way to the top? Or will her newfound infamy tear her apart?

Holmes, Sherlock, and The Consulting Detective (A Mystery Mash-up)

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

A mash-up of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s delightful “A Scandal in Bohemia,” “The Red-Headed League,” and “The Adventure of the Copper Beeches.

The games are afoot! Audiences will follow 25 characters through a literary labyrinth of mysterious clues and misdirection in a story that features Sherlockian mainstays, new characters, and a host of theatrical surprises! Inspired by three classic stories by Sir Arthur...

A mash-up of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s delightful “A Scandal in Bohemia,” “The Red-Headed League,” and “The Adventure of the Copper Beeches.

The games are afoot! Audiences will follow 25 characters through a literary labyrinth of mysterious clues and misdirection in a story that features Sherlockian mainstays, new characters, and a host of theatrical surprises! Inspired by three classic stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Holmes, Sherlock and The Consulting Detective will delight newbies to the mystery genre as well as Sherlock Holmes super-fans.

The Legend(s) of Sleepy Hollow, the REAL Story of Ichanod Crane - from the Horse's Mouth

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

The story of Ichabod Crane is well known - the schoolteacher falls for the blooming lass Katrina Van Tassel, and he would have won her heart too, had he not been run out of town by the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow. But what really happened on the faithful night in the woods, and what is the true story behind Brom Bones' knowing looks? This new adaptation of the classic ghost story tells Washington Irving's...

The story of Ichabod Crane is well known - the schoolteacher falls for the blooming lass Katrina Van Tassel, and he would have won her heart too, had he not been run out of town by the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow. But what really happened on the faithful night in the woods, and what is the true story behind Brom Bones' knowing looks? This new adaptation of the classic ghost story tells Washington Irving's tale as it is widely known in act one, but then follows up with the REAL story of Ichabod and the Horseman as retold by Gunpowder, Ichabod Crane's faithful horse.

Phone Friend

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Returning to the light after descending to the depths of personal tragedy can be a dark, difficult chore… but, when a chance wrong number links two complete strangers in the middle of the night, their common humanity may help them survive their personal demons.

Returning to the light after descending to the depths of personal tragedy can be a dark, difficult chore… but, when a chance wrong number links two complete strangers in the middle of the night, their common humanity may help them survive their personal demons.

27 Ways I Didn't Say "Hi" to Laurence Fishburne

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

One of Jonathan's favorite actors is sitting right over there. Just sitting there. He'd love to speak to him, but will he be able to build up the nerve? This "hilarious" meta-within-meta-theatrical comedy was championed a "2013 Humana Festival Hit."

One of Jonathan's favorite actors is sitting right over there. Just sitting there. He'd love to speak to him, but will he be able to build up the nerve? This "hilarious" meta-within-meta-theatrical comedy was championed a "2013 Humana Festival Hit."

Bridesmaid; or, The Sequel To "27 Ways I Didn't Say 'Hi' To Laurence Fishburne"

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Set 8 years after the "2013 Humana Festival Hit" play "27 Ways I Didn't Say 'Hi' To Laurence Fishburne," this self-deprecating comedy features a phone call from Mr. Fishburne to one of his biggest fans... but the fan doesn't believe that it's him. Awkward hilarity ensues.

Set 8 years after the "2013 Humana Festival Hit" play "27 Ways I Didn't Say 'Hi' To Laurence Fishburne," this self-deprecating comedy features a phone call from Mr. Fishburne to one of his biggest fans... but the fan doesn't believe that it's him. Awkward hilarity ensues.

The Giant and The Pixie (a fantasy drama set in a shopping mall)

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

With giants mopping floors and trolls patrolling the roof, Northside Plaza is not your typical shopping mall. Arthur is a conscientious giant who works by day as a janitor – trying to win the heart of Cipriana, an executive, who also works in the mall. Sebastian – the hotheaded knight – is not happy with this and wants to get rid of Arthur, but Arthur’s buddy Gregory (the “troll with a soul”) won’t have anything...

With giants mopping floors and trolls patrolling the roof, Northside Plaza is not your typical shopping mall. Arthur is a conscientious giant who works by day as a janitor – trying to win the heart of Cipriana, an executive, who also works in the mall. Sebastian – the hotheaded knight – is not happy with this and wants to get rid of Arthur, but Arthur’s buddy Gregory (the “troll with a soul”) won’t have anything of it. All the while Cipriana’s father, the magician, watches from a distance with an agenda of his own.

Dr. Soulslayer, Mistress Mindtheif, and The Captor Raptor Have a Zoom

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Supervillains convene to develop revised plans for world domination amidst the global pandemic.

Supervillains convene to develop revised plans for world domination amidst the global pandemic.

Bear Cops

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

An urban police chief considers an extreme change in police procedure in order to protect his community, and save his job.

An urban police chief considers an extreme change in police procedure in order to protect his community, and save his job.

Tacoma, Trains, and Toothpaste (a short radio play)

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

February 1st, 1966 - it's the Opening Night of the new Broadway smash Tacoma, Trains, and Toothpaste and radio host Jimmy Swallow is guiding the ladies and gentlemen listening at home through the bustling Who's Who after party. When the unthinkable happens, can the audacity of theatre people ensure that the show does go on?

Note - an ensemble of sound engineers, party-goers, and policeman can be added to...

February 1st, 1966 - it's the Opening Night of the new Broadway smash Tacoma, Trains, and Toothpaste and radio host Jimmy Swallow is guiding the ladies and gentlemen listening at home through the bustling Who's Who after party. When the unthinkable happens, can the audacity of theatre people ensure that the show does go on?

Note - an ensemble of sound engineers, party-goers, and policeman can be added to support a larger ensemble cast if needs be,

Jorge Hosts Chanukah

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Family quarrels come to a head in this sweet comedy that is equal parts schmaltz and chicharrones.

Family quarrels come to a head in this sweet comedy that is equal parts schmaltz and chicharrones.

Flash Gordon: The Musical - The Play

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

These poor actors, They're in a terrible production of "Flash Gordon: The Musical" (music by Queen), and for Draven - it's personal. The 1980 movie that is the basis for this unstageable drek is the reason he became an actor... now he's a dancing leaf. But hope springs eternal when producer shenanigans and golden showers rear their ugly heads.

These poor actors, They're in a terrible production of "Flash Gordon: The Musical" (music by Queen), and for Draven - it's personal. The 1980 movie that is the basis for this unstageable drek is the reason he became an actor... now he's a dancing leaf. But hope springs eternal when producer shenanigans and golden showers rear their ugly heads.

Grandpa and the Gay Rabbi

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Grandpa Abe just found out that the gregarious, insightful young Rabbi of his synagogue is gay – and he’s not taking it well. While his Rabbi had been helping him through the mourning period of his late wife, old biases die-hard. This is a heartfelt play about coming together, patience and above all things – grace.

Grandpa Abe just found out that the gregarious, insightful young Rabbi of his synagogue is gay – and he’s not taking it well. While his Rabbi had been helping him through the mourning period of his late wife, old biases die-hard. This is a heartfelt play about coming together, patience and above all things – grace.

This Hungry Churchyard; an Act VI, Scene I of "Romeo & Juliet"

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

It's three days after the demise of Shakespeare's star-crossed lovers; the city is in mourning, Benvolio and Rosaline are heart-broken... but the two schemers have a plan. They've independently procured magical elixirs from the apothecary with hopes of bringing their beloveds back to life. But when they accidentally double-up their dosage, something goes wrong... horribly, deliciously wrong.

Part of "Seven...

It's three days after the demise of Shakespeare's star-crossed lovers; the city is in mourning, Benvolio and Rosaline are heart-broken... but the two schemers have a plan. They've independently procured magical elixirs from the apothecary with hopes of bringing their beloveds back to life. But when they accidentally double-up their dosage, something goes wrong... horribly, deliciously wrong.

Part of "Seven Deadly Tens: A sinful collection of short plays," published by Original Works Publishing.

Runed (a spoof of M.R. James' "Casting the Runes")

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Bunning is an occult writer who has recently been cursed by a set of evil runes. If this situation doesn't change he will surely be ripped to a million bloody pieces by an inter-dimensional beastie. Can Bunning and his hapless sidekicks survive the dire jinx by pulling off a fast one on a crazed literary rival? This madcap riff on the M.R. James horror short "Casting the Runes" is full of zany mischief and...

Bunning is an occult writer who has recently been cursed by a set of evil runes. If this situation doesn't change he will surely be ripped to a million bloody pieces by an inter-dimensional beastie. Can Bunning and his hapless sidekicks survive the dire jinx by pulling off a fast one on a crazed literary rival? This madcap riff on the M.R. James horror short "Casting the Runes" is full of zany mischief and misfiring magic.

Part of "Seven Deadly Tens: A sinful collection of short plays," published by Original Works Publishing.

The Tale of Dakota Dawson

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Wilbur Wyoming is perturbed. His agency has been getting blasted all over social media for unfair business practices, and he's gunnin' for the no good ad man whose responsible... who happens to be Dakota Dawson, and she's not exactly gun shy. Enjoy this modern day Western-spoof set in a San Francisco ad agency.

NOTE: This is a tall tale set in present day with the look and feel and language of frontier Western...

Wilbur Wyoming is perturbed. His agency has been getting blasted all over social media for unfair business practices, and he's gunnin' for the no good ad man whose responsible... who happens to be Dakota Dawson, and she's not exactly gun shy. Enjoy this modern day Western-spoof set in a San Francisco ad agency.

NOTE: This is a tall tale set in present day with the look and feel and language of frontier Western. Lean in when it gets ridiculous or technical. I wouldn't suggest the characters being too self-aware unless otherwise noted.

Part of "Seven Deadly Tens: A sinful collection of short plays," published by Original Works Publishing.

Dave's Epic 40th Birthday Party

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Is revenge a dish best served cold? Or is it that much worse when it's steaming hot? Get to know Will and Dave -- two "friends" are linked by two truly awful birthday celebrations.

Part of "Seven Deadly Tens: A sinful collection of short plays," published by Original Works Publishing.

Is revenge a dish best served cold? Or is it that much worse when it's steaming hot? Get to know Will and Dave -- two "friends" are linked by two truly awful birthday celebrations.

Part of "Seven Deadly Tens: A sinful collection of short plays," published by Original Works Publishing.

The Cautionary Tale of "Big Ed" Delahanty (a short baseball tragedy)

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Edward "Big Ed" Delahanty was baseball player in the 1880s and '90s - he was handsome, successful, and on his way to Hall of Fame career. His story was tragically - and mysteriously - cut short at the age of 35 when his body was discovered at the base of Niagara Falls, seven days after he was kicked off a train bound for New York. First-hand accounts state that he was removed for "drunken and disorderly behavior...

Edward "Big Ed" Delahanty was baseball player in the 1880s and '90s - he was handsome, successful, and on his way to Hall of Fame career. His story was tragically - and mysteriously - cut short at the age of 35 when his body was discovered at the base of Niagara Falls, seven days after he was kicked off a train bound for New York. First-hand accounts state that he was removed for "drunken and disorderly behavior" - allegedly he had been threatening train passengers with a straight razor. But - was his death a suicide, a murder or an accident? We'll never know for sure, but her's a "what-if" that endeavors to give some clarity to this fascinating, unexplained, true mystery.

Part of "Seven Deadly Tens: A sinful collection of short plays," published by Original Works Publishing.

Dostoevsky

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Two bros-turned-frenemies get hostile when sexual proclivities are revealed at the workplace.

Part of "Seven Deadly Tens: A sinful collection of short plays," published by Original Works Publishing.

Two bros-turned-frenemies get hostile when sexual proclivities are revealed at the workplace.

Part of "Seven Deadly Tens: A sinful collection of short plays," published by Original Works Publishing.

Tupperware

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Zeke’s girlfriend has left him, but she wasn’t nearly as clear in her communications as she could have been. Now his friends know, they can read the signs, but he has no idea. Worst poker night ever.

Part of "Seven Deadly Tens: A sinful collection of short plays," published by Original Works Publishing.

Zeke’s girlfriend has left him, but she wasn’t nearly as clear in her communications as she could have been. Now his friends know, they can read the signs, but he has no idea. Worst poker night ever.

Part of "Seven Deadly Tens: A sinful collection of short plays," published by Original Works Publishing.

Beluga Room

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Andrea’s husband just left her and she is in her funk. To try and shake her out of it, her best friend Tawny convinces her to break into Sea World to perform and “ancient” ritual that is supposed to bring her good fortune.

Andrea’s husband just left her and she is in her funk. To try and shake her out of it, her best friend Tawny convinces her to break into Sea World to perform and “ancient” ritual that is supposed to bring her good fortune.

Of Love and Shampoo

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Life is pretty awful when you’ve accidentally locked yourself in the bathroom, especially on the night you're supposed to meet your girlfriend’s parents. Enjoy this madcap comedy about four friends, one very important date, and the locked door that brings them together

Life is pretty awful when you’ve accidentally locked yourself in the bathroom, especially on the night you're supposed to meet your girlfriend’s parents. Enjoy this madcap comedy about four friends, one very important date, and the locked door that brings them together

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

A lyrical reimaging of the beloved tale of the good-hearted schoolmaster Ichabod Crane who falls for the blooming lass Katrina Van Tassel and his deadly encounter with the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow.

(NOTE: This is the 30-minute "first act" of the 60-minute "Legend(s) of Sleepy Hollow," also by Jonathan Josephson. Legend(s) tells the "real" story of Ichabod Crane and the Headless Horseman told from the...

A lyrical reimaging of the beloved tale of the good-hearted schoolmaster Ichabod Crane who falls for the blooming lass Katrina Van Tassel and his deadly encounter with the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow.

(NOTE: This is the 30-minute "first act" of the 60-minute "Legend(s) of Sleepy Hollow," also by Jonathan Josephson. Legend(s) tells the "real" story of Ichabod Crane and the Headless Horseman told from the perspective of Gunpower, Ichabod's horse)

Las Lloronas ("The Weeping Women" - five stories of La Llorona)

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

The Mexican legend "La Llorona" tells the story of a scorned woman who drowns her children and then haunts the earth searching for their souls. The play "Las Lloronas" examines this myth as it has evolved through the ages - from the days of La Malinche and the conquest of Mexico through present day events. El Diablo guides us through five unique stories - some literal, some theatrical, some abstract - that...

The Mexican legend "La Llorona" tells the story of a scorned woman who drowns her children and then haunts the earth searching for their souls. The play "Las Lloronas" examines this myth as it has evolved through the ages - from the days of La Malinche and the conquest of Mexico through present day events. El Diablo guides us through five unique stories - some literal, some theatrical, some abstract - that reflect the horror and regret embodied by this timeless tale. Freely adapted from the legend "La Llorona" and historical events.

Anansi and the Demons

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

A British colonial ambassador tries to rid the African village in his charge of a purported demon, but Anansi the trickster and her friends have other ideas.

Freely adapted from the canon of Anansi stories and Ashanti proverbs.

A British colonial ambassador tries to rid the African village in his charge of a purported demon, but Anansi the trickster and her friends have other ideas.

Freely adapted from the canon of Anansi stories and Ashanti proverbs.

The Grove of Rashomon

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Adapted from “In A Grove” by Ryūnosuke Akutagawa

Masago, a maiden, is missing and her samurai, Takehiko, is dead. As her mother investigates the brutal crime, she encounters numerous versions of what happened on that fateful night in a haunting cedar grove. Set in 12th Century Japan and written as a highly theatrical piece with mask work, dance, and Noh-inspired movement, "The Grove of Rashomon" is a...

Adapted from “In A Grove” by Ryūnosuke Akutagawa

Masago, a maiden, is missing and her samurai, Takehiko, is dead. As her mother investigates the brutal crime, she encounters numerous versions of what happened on that fateful night in a haunting cedar grove. Set in 12th Century Japan and written as a highly theatrical piece with mask work, dance, and Noh-inspired movement, "The Grove of Rashomon" is a reimagining of the iconic short story that inspired the Akira Kurosawa film "Rashomon."

A Ghost Story, adapted from the short story of the same name by Mark Twain.

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

It's pouring and Vincent, a Brown student, happens upon an abandoned hotel with two flat tires and nowhere else to go. There, he encounters a Ghost with an identity crisis and a bulldog of a Shadow who is determined to banish his soul to hell. Hilarity ensues.

It's pouring and Vincent, a Brown student, happens upon an abandoned hotel with two flat tires and nowhere else to go. There, he encounters a Ghost with an identity crisis and a bulldog of a Shadow who is determined to banish his soul to hell. Hilarity ensues.

The New Catacomb, adapted from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

Berger, the American, and Kennedy, the Brit, are great friends and have been since their days at university. But when Berger makes a life-altering discovery in the depths of a long-forgotten Roman crypt, their friendship may be put to the ultimate test.

According to the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Encyclopedia, this is the only dramatic adaptation (theatre, film, or TV) of this fantastic short story! Ideal for an...

Berger, the American, and Kennedy, the Brit, are great friends and have been since their days at university. But when Berger makes a life-altering discovery in the depths of a long-forgotten Roman crypt, their friendship may be put to the ultimate test.

According to the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Encyclopedia, this is the only dramatic adaptation (theatre, film, or TV) of this fantastic short story! Ideal for an immersive experience, the play can also be staged in an intimate theatre setting.

The Chimes: A Goblin Story, adapted from the novella of the same name by Charles Dickens

by Jonathan Josephson

Synopsis

“There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast.” – Charles Dickens. The Chimes tells the story of a conflicted father and the goblins that bring him to the brink of death and back again.

“There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast.” – Charles Dickens. The Chimes tells the story of a conflicted father and the goblins that bring him to the brink of death and back again.