Robert Weibezahl

Robert Weibezahl’s plays have been performed in 21 states, and internationally in the UK, Australia, and Ukraine. Honors include First Place in the William Faulkner Literary Competition, First Place in the 8x10: The Eileen Moushey TheatreFest (OH), twice selected for the Hanne Pedersen Playwright Contest (CA), finalist at Dayton Playhouse’s FutureFest (OH), and semi-finalist for WordsCubed (Utah Shakespeare Festival). Recent full-length productions include "And Lightning Struck: Mary Shelley and the Curse of Creation" (published and licensed by Next Stage Press) by Theatre on the Ridge (Paradise, CA), "Which Way the Wind Blows" by the Charles Stewart Howard Playhouse (Woodland Hills, CA) and Olive Branch Theatricals (Santa Clarita, CA), "Ghosts of Glencolumbkille" at Playwright’s Round...

Robert Weibezahl’s plays have been performed in 21 states, and internationally in the UK, Australia, and Ukraine. Honors include First Place in the William Faulkner Literary Competition, First Place in the 8x10: The Eileen Moushey TheatreFest (OH), twice selected for the Hanne Pedersen Playwright Contest (CA), finalist at Dayton Playhouse’s FutureFest (OH), and semi-finalist for WordsCubed (Utah Shakespeare Festival). Recent full-length productions include "And Lightning Struck: Mary Shelley and the Curse of Creation" (published and licensed by Next Stage Press) by Theatre on the Ridge (Paradise, CA), "Which Way the Wind Blows" by the Charles Stewart Howard Playhouse (Woodland Hills, CA) and Olive Branch Theatricals (Santa Clarita, CA), "Ghosts of Glencolumbkille" at Playwright’s Round Table (Orlando, FL) and staged readings of "Out of the Woods" at Long Beach Shakespeare Company’s New Works Festival (CA), and "Discards" as part of he Plays in Development at The Sauk (Jonesville, MI). His short plays and monologues have been produced more than fifty times, and his work has been adapted for audio productions with Theatrical Shenanigans, Premiere the Play/Dean Productions, Broken Arts Entertainment, and OnStage/OffStage, and has also been developed at the Midwest Dramatists Conference (KS), the Palisades Playwrights Festival (CA), and the William Inge Festival (KS).

Robert's much-produced short play, "Gown," is included in "The Best 10-Minute Plays 2023" (Smith & Kraus). Monologues have been included in the International Latino Book Award winning "The Covid Monologues," Playground Experiment’s "5th Annual Faces of America," and "The Best Women’s Stage Monologues 2024," "The Best Women's Stage Monologues 2025" and "The Best Men's Stage Monologues 2025" (Smith & Kraus).

During a circuitous career, Robert has worked in various production capacities on feature films and television movies, was a book publicist, published two novels ("The Wicked and the Dead" and "The Dead Don't Forget"), two non-fiction books, and numerous short stories (including the Derringer Award finalists “Identity Theft” and "Why are You Just Sitting There?"), was a monthly review columnist for "BookPage" for twenty years, and was a champion on "Jeopardy!". He currently teaches remotely at universities from Hawaii to Vermont. A native New Yorker, he lives in southern California and is a member of the Dramatists Guild. www.robertweibezahl.wordpress.com.

Scripts

Blindsided - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

Jess is blind in one eye, but to the outside world their disability is not visible. Nearly run down by a passing scooter, Jess plans on enlightening its driver about a thing or two. Or three.

Jess is blind in one eye, but to the outside world their disability is not visible. Nearly run down by a passing scooter, Jess plans on enlightening its driver about a thing or two. Or three.

Last Call

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE COMEDY. The Kid's never noticed the Payphone before. But on its last day on the street, the Payphone plans to "Reach Out and Touch Someone." Brother, have you got a dime?

10-MINUTE COMEDY. The Kid's never noticed the Payphone before. But on its last day on the street, the Payphone plans to "Reach Out and Touch Someone." Brother, have you got a dime?

Erstwhile

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. An absurd comedy about the stuff that holds us together and the stuff that keeps us apart. Erstwhile Moving, Storage, and Rubbish Removal to the rescue?

Written for 2026 Playwright's Thriving "Playwright's Delight" Challenge.

10-MINUTE. An absurd comedy about the stuff that holds us together and the stuff that keeps us apart. Erstwhile Moving, Storage, and Rubbish Removal to the rescue?

Written for 2026 Playwright's Thriving "Playwright's Delight" Challenge.

Unremarkable

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. Margaret, recently retired, is at loose ends. She seeks purpose and thinks it may have found her. But will she really need to carry a gun? Brave new world.

10-MINUTE. Margaret, recently retired, is at loose ends. She seeks purpose and thinks it may have found her. But will she really need to carry a gun? Brave new world.

Peeper

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTES. A tipsy woman and man flirt at a bar after a party. Things are leading to the inevitable until She spots some disturbing images on his phone and decides he is a creep ... or worse.

10-MINUTES. A tipsy woman and man flirt at a bar after a party. Things are leading to the inevitable until She spots some disturbing images on his phone and decides he is a creep ... or worse.

Birthright

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE.
Martin, an Irish immigrant in his 70s, meets with his rising politician son and shares some surprising, one might even say devastating, news.

10-MINUTE.
Martin, an Irish immigrant in his 70s, meets with his rising politician son and shares some surprising, one might even say devastating, news.

Home Advantage

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. Andrew, visiting his home town after his mother's death, stumbles on some of his childhood belongings -- and an acquantance from his past -- at the local rummage sale. Who says you can't go home again?

10-MINUTE. Andrew, visiting his home town after his mother's death, stumbles on some of his childhood belongings -- and an acquantance from his past -- at the local rummage sale. Who says you can't go home again?

And Lightning Struck

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

WINNER, 2020 Quarantine Playwriting Competition, Grand Theatre, Cartersville, Georgia
Published by Next Stage Press

FULL-LENGTH. "And Lightning Struck: Mary Shelley and the Curse of Creation" is an atmospheric historical drama that delves into the intimate life of Mary Shelley, the writer of "Frankenstein." It is a story about Mary herself—not an adaptation of "Frankenstein," but rather the story of how this...

WINNER, 2020 Quarantine Playwriting Competition, Grand Theatre, Cartersville, Georgia
Published by Next Stage Press

FULL-LENGTH. "And Lightning Struck: Mary Shelley and the Curse of Creation" is an atmospheric historical drama that delves into the intimate life of Mary Shelley, the writer of "Frankenstein." It is a story about Mary herself—not an adaptation of "Frankenstein," but rather the story of how this literary genius came to write it. Mary Godwin Shelley was only eighteen years old when she first “gave birth” to her classic story and the creature at the heart of it. Along with her husband, the poet Percy Bysshe Shelley, and their friends, including Lord Byron, Mary was part of group of freethinkers who lived life by their own rules, often provoking scandal. But tragedy dogged Mary Shelley’s life—her mother died when she was born, all but one of her children died as children, and by age twenty-five she was already a widow.

"And Lightning Struck" begins in 1831 as a publisher asks Mary to write a new introduction to a new edition of "Frankenstein." As she reluctantly tells him the fascinating story of how she came to create this classic tale during a ghost storytelling contest, she tries to puzzle out the source of her own genius. As the action unfolds, the play re-imagines this incredible true story as the older Mary looks back on her life and is visited by the ghosts of memory—including her husband, her father William Godwin, her stepsister Claire Clairmont, Lord Byron, the doctor–poet John Polidori, and, of course, the fictional Victor Frankenstein and the "creature" he/she created.

Discards

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

FULL-LENGTH.

A lighthearted "senior" rom-com, set in a charity thrift shop, about aging, assumptions, and the possibility of love. Mari has unspoken designs on Lloyd, but Lloyd hasn't got a clue. When two new volunteers arrive to work at the shop -- the recently divorced Cherry and the teenager Spark -- Mari sees her best-laid plans begin to crumble. When a potentially valuable item is found in the shop, the...

FULL-LENGTH.

A lighthearted "senior" rom-com, set in a charity thrift shop, about aging, assumptions, and the possibility of love. Mari has unspoken designs on Lloyd, but Lloyd hasn't got a clue. When two new volunteers arrive to work at the shop -- the recently divorced Cherry and the teenager Spark -- Mari sees her best-laid plans begin to crumble. When a potentially valuable item is found in the shop, the already befuddled Mari makes some bad decisions.

Ghosts of Glencolumbkille

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

TEN BroadwayWorld Orlando Award nominations, including BEST PLAY and BEST NEW PLAY OR MUSICAL

FULL-LENGTH, Set in the west of Ireland in May 2017 as five American college friends, now 50 years old, reunite for a weekend. The five have changed over the ensuing thirty years since they were students together, yet old personality traits, as well as resentments and rivalries, are not far beneath the surface. As the...

TEN BroadwayWorld Orlando Award nominations, including BEST PLAY and BEST NEW PLAY OR MUSICAL

FULL-LENGTH, Set in the west of Ireland in May 2017 as five American college friends, now 50 years old, reunite for a weekend. The five have changed over the ensuing thirty years since they were students together, yet old personality traits, as well as resentments and rivalries, are not far beneath the surface. As the weekend unfolds, each will revisit past truths. When one ultimately comes clean about the secret guilt that has motivated him to bring them together, his story rocks them to the core, and threatens to change things forever.

**Developed and workshopped, with first performances by Playwrights' Round Table, Orlando, Florida.

THE ORLANDO SENTINEL says "'Ghosts of Glencolumbkille' ,,, is very concerned with how the things we experience in our salad days stay with us the rest of our lives — haunting us, one might say.... It’s an affecting play ... the author has devised characters that intrigue, and through their dialogue cleverly lets the audience see them in the present — and as they must have been 30 years ago...."

Hold On

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

FULL-LENGTH. As a 25th high school reunion goes on in the gym down the hall, HEATHER WREN wanders into what she thinks is an empty classroom to sneak a smoke, where she finds GREG ALDERSEN, a math teacher, at work. Greg immediately recognizes Heather, who is a minor rock star, returning to her hometown for the first time, but at first, she does not recognize him as her former friend and confidante from high...

FULL-LENGTH. As a 25th high school reunion goes on in the gym down the hall, HEATHER WREN wanders into what she thinks is an empty classroom to sneak a smoke, where she finds GREG ALDERSEN, a math teacher, at work. Greg immediately recognizes Heather, who is a minor rock star, returning to her hometown for the first time, but at first, she does not recognize him as her former friend and confidante from high school. As the action of the play unfolds through the night, the complicated past relationship between these two damaged characters comes to light, and long kept secrets and repressed truths begin to surface. Beneath the sharp-tongued humor of these erstwhile friends lies a poignant sense of emotional need and unfulfilled destiny.

Which Way the Wind Blows

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

SEVEN BroadwayWorld Los Angelels Award nominations, including BEST PLAY and BEST NEW PLAY OR MUSICAL

FULL-LENGTH. WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS is about friendship, memory, and a crisis of conscience.

Finalist, FutureFest 2019, Dayton Playhouse
Best New Work, nominee, Dayton Most Metro

Marty O’Neill is a good cop with an ordinary life. A captain with some thirty years on the force, he is content in his job and his...

SEVEN BroadwayWorld Los Angelels Award nominations, including BEST PLAY and BEST NEW PLAY OR MUSICAL

FULL-LENGTH. WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS is about friendship, memory, and a crisis of conscience.

Finalist, FutureFest 2019, Dayton Playhouse
Best New Work, nominee, Dayton Most Metro

Marty O’Neill is a good cop with an ordinary life. A captain with some thirty years on the force, he is content in his job and his marriage. But, O’Neill’s contentment is shattered when he is faced with a decision that challenges everything he has always believed.

MARTY O’NEILL is about to head home at the end of the day when his assistant, THALIA, tells him there is a witness he should interview. The man, GERALD FREEMAN, was witness to an unsolved hit-and-run. But the moment Freeman walks into the office, O’Neill is troubled by a sense of recognition. He’s sure he knew Freeman in the past, but can’t quite place him.

That evening, O’Neill will remember as he pins down the resemblance between Freeman and someone else he once knew—Paul Travis. As O’Neill tells his wife, CAROL, Paul Travis was a close childhood friend with whom he long ago lost touch. O’Neill has some vague recollection of Paul having been involved in something criminal. A little research reveals that Paul was a member of a radical anti-war group during the Vietnam War, and that he went underground after a bombing. He has been missing all these years.

Still, as sure as he feels about his hunch, O’Neill cannot be certain that Freeman is really Travis—until Thalia digs up some strong evidence that they are the same man. Suddenly, O’Neill is faced with a crisis: turn in his old friend, or abandon the principles that have guided his career in law enforcement.

As the play unfolds, we discover more about the complicated relationship between O’Neill and Travis, and how the latter all but saved the former from a childhood of abuse and neglect. We discover, too, an emotional complexity that has long simmered beneath the benign surface of the O’Neill’s marriage.

Out of the Woods

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

**FIRST PLACE, William Faulkner Literary Competition, 2025**

Featured in THE BEST MEN'S STAGE MONOLOGUES 2025 and THE BEST WOMEN'S STAGE MONOLOGUES 2025

"What makes OUT OF THE WOODS so wonderful is its simplicity. One setting. Three characters. Two virtues: hope and love ... intertwined and confused in a way that brought me to tears. The play, from beginning to end, is nothing short of beautiful." - Judge's...

**FIRST PLACE, William Faulkner Literary Competition, 2025**

Featured in THE BEST MEN'S STAGE MONOLOGUES 2025 and THE BEST WOMEN'S STAGE MONOLOGUES 2025

"What makes OUT OF THE WOODS so wonderful is its simplicity. One setting. Three characters. Two virtues: hope and love ... intertwined and confused in a way that brought me to tears. The play, from beginning to end, is nothing short of beautiful." - Judge's comments, William Faulkner Competition

ONE-ACT
After getting lost in the woods one night, Orfie awakens in the morning to find an enigmatic old man by his side. The man has something to warn Orfie about his future with Mercy, the woman he loves, but the choice Orfie is being presented with is impossible to bear. A modern-day fable that plays with the Orpheus myth (and perhaps turns it on its head), OUT OF THE WOODS is at turns a tender, funny, heartbreaking, and thought-provoking look at life, love, and the choices we make.

October Surprise (Twenty Minute Version)

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

20 MINUTE - One Act Version

WINNER: Hanne Pedersen Playwright Competion. Alcazar Ensemble

After twenty-plus years, two sorority sisters meet for tea. One of them is now running for Congress. The other has a surprising agenda.

20 MINUTE - One Act Version

WINNER: Hanne Pedersen Playwright Competion. Alcazar Ensemble

After twenty-plus years, two sorority sisters meet for tea. One of them is now running for Congress. The other has a surprising agenda.

Artifact

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-15 MINUTES. On a crossing of the Staten Island Ferry, the very different worlds of a young white upper class runaway and 30-something Nuyorican collide with unexpected consequences.

10-15 MINUTES. On a crossing of the Staten Island Ferry, the very different worlds of a young white upper class runaway and 30-something Nuyorican collide with unexpected consequences.

Skinwalker's Alibi

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

ONE ACT. Jordan and Brett get lost in the woods and end up at Skinwalker's Alibi, a creepy bar run by the weather-worn Kalli. As the true reason for the young men's trek unfolds, it becomes unclear who is in the most danger ... and from what.

Written for the Playwrights Thriving “Frightfully Inspired Challenge"

ONE ACT. Jordan and Brett get lost in the woods and end up at Skinwalker's Alibi, a creepy bar run by the weather-worn Kalli. As the true reason for the young men's trek unfolds, it becomes unclear who is in the most danger ... and from what.

Written for the Playwrights Thriving “Frightfully Inspired Challenge"

Castle Dark, Fortress Strong

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10 MINUTE. A re-imagining of my first ever ten-minute play, "Mission," with a Celtic flair.
Jamie and Lee, about to celebrate their 11th anniversary, have reached a stalemate in their imperfect relationship that plays out in an unusual way as they tour an historic castle in Scotland. Differing goals and expectations percolate beneath the surface of their seemingly banal argument.

Gender-neutral casting...

10 MINUTE. A re-imagining of my first ever ten-minute play, "Mission," with a Celtic flair.
Jamie and Lee, about to celebrate their 11th anniversary, have reached a stalemate in their imperfect relationship that plays out in an unusual way as they tour an historic castle in Scotland. Differing goals and expectations percolate beneath the surface of their seemingly banal argument.

Gender-neutral casting encouraged.

Dating Clause

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-12 MINUTE COMEDY. Holly takes a chance on a dating app and swipes right on Nick, a charming, even um, jolly older man. What could go wrong? Ho Ho Ho.

Suitable for Audio Drama as well.

10-12 MINUTE COMEDY. Holly takes a chance on a dating app and swipes right on Nick, a charming, even um, jolly older man. What could go wrong? Ho Ho Ho.

Suitable for Audio Drama as well.

Divan Intervention

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. A couch left up for grabs on the street sparks an unusual cross-generational encounter and some unexpected connections.

10-MINUTE. A couch left up for grabs on the street sparks an unusual cross-generational encounter and some unexpected connections.

Dolls

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. Three very different mothers have an altercation in the toy aisle as they vie for the last princess doll.

10-MINUTE. Three very different mothers have an altercation in the toy aisle as they vie for the last princess doll.

Doughnut Disturb

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. Dominic and Colin have a serendipitous meeting, which stirs up a painful past but sparks a promising future.

10-MINUTE. Dominic and Colin have a serendipitous meeting, which stirs up a painful past but sparks a promising future.

Gimme Shelter

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. A septuagenarian with an unconventional past and a twenty-something with an uncertain future have a brief encounter at the bus stop in a retirement village and forge a highly unexpected connection.

FIRST PLACE, 8x10: The Eileen Moushey TheatreFest, Weathervane Playhouse

10-MINUTE. A septuagenarian with an unconventional past and a twenty-something with an uncertain future have a brief encounter at the bus stop in a retirement village and forge a highly unexpected connection.

FIRST PLACE, 8x10: The Eileen Moushey TheatreFest, Weathervane Playhouse

Gown

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. Lynn and Annie embark on that treasured mother-daughter rite of passage: shopping for the perfect wedding gown. But saying yes to the dress proves not so straightforward as their afternoon in the bridal shop reveals an unforeseen agenda and unfolds in both heartbreaking and uplifting ways.

Selected for THE BEST 10-MINUTE PLAYS 2023 (Smith & Kraus)

10-MINUTE. Lynn and Annie embark on that treasured mother-daughter rite of passage: shopping for the perfect wedding gown. But saying yes to the dress proves not so straightforward as their afternoon in the bridal shop reveals an unforeseen agenda and unfolds in both heartbreaking and uplifting ways.

Selected for THE BEST 10-MINUTE PLAYS 2023 (Smith & Kraus)

Half-Baked

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE COMEDY
"It’s not like we planned it." Three friends have a surprise up their sleeves, but the surprise is on them. Who knew friendships could be so explosive?

10-MINUTE COMEDY
"It’s not like we planned it." Three friends have a surprise up their sleeves, but the surprise is on them. Who knew friendships could be so explosive?

Matinee

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. During a visit to her childhood home, Melanie reluctantly goes to the movies with her aging baby boomer parents.

10-MINUTE. During a visit to her childhood home, Melanie reluctantly goes to the movies with her aging baby boomer parents.

Mission

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE A couple grapples with their relationship while visiting a California mission.

10-MINUTE A couple grapples with their relationship while visiting a California mission.

Next Stop

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. Carol and Jimmy, two older people, meet on a city bus. Their very different backgrounds melt away as they talk.

Adaptable as radio play/audio drama/podcast

10-MINUTE. Carol and Jimmy, two older people, meet on a city bus. Their very different backgrounds melt away as they talk.

Adaptable as radio play/audio drama/podcast

October Surprise (Ten Minute Version)

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. After twenty-plus years, two sorority sisters meet for tea. One of them is now running for Congress. The other has a surprising agenda.

10-MINUTE. After twenty-plus years, two sorority sisters meet for tea. One of them is now running for Congress. The other has a surprising agenda.

Pistachio Ice Cream

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE: An aging woman has an encounter with her deceased grandmother and realizes she needs to act to keep memories alive.

10-MINUTE: An aging woman has an encounter with her deceased grandmother and realizes she needs to act to keep memories alive.

Recipe

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE: During a family's weekly virtual check-in, old habits die hard, as each member adjusts to new realities in the outside world and within the family structure as well.

Originally written to be performed Virtually/via Zoom, this piece can EASILY be performed LIVE on stage.

“A beautiful play — very honest and very real . . . RECIPE was one of the most important (and beautifully written) of all the...

10-MINUTE: During a family's weekly virtual check-in, old habits die hard, as each member adjusts to new realities in the outside world and within the family structure as well.

Originally written to be performed Virtually/via Zoom, this piece can EASILY be performed LIVE on stage.

“A beautiful play — very honest and very real . . . RECIPE was one of the most important (and beautifully written) of all the pieces in the series.” — Jeffrey Sanzel, Executive Artistic Director, Theatre Three Productions

R/Eject

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE. A playwright wrestles with his/her better self.

10-MINUTE. A playwright wrestles with his/her better self.

Season Pass

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE COMEDY. Frankie and Lou, a longtime couple, spar over whether to get a subscription to their local theater. Frankie may have a secret motive, while Lou simply has some baggage to unpack.

10-MINUTE COMEDY. Frankie and Lou, a longtime couple, spar over whether to get a subscription to their local theater. Frankie may have a secret motive, while Lou simply has some baggage to unpack.

SwimShare

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-Minute, Absurdist

Vicki and Leo claim they've rented Anna and Nelson's backyard pool through an app. The unwelcome intrusion takes some surprising turns.

10-Minute, Absurdist

Vicki and Leo claim they've rented Anna and Nelson's backyard pool through an app. The unwelcome intrusion takes some surprising turns.

Senior Prom

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE: Comedy. When high school friends Deborah and Mike unexpectedly reunite at Shady Acres Independent Living, some truths about past memories are clarified.

10-MINUTE: Comedy. When high school friends Deborah and Mike unexpectedly reunite at Shady Acres Independent Living, some truths about past memories are clarified.

Blitzen Sneezes! (A Reindeer Play) - Suitable for Live Performance or Audio

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

10-MINUTE Audio Play. Easily adaptable for stage performance as well as audio.

When Blitzen comes down with the Caribou Croup, Christmas might be canceled--unless the reindeer and elves can find a quick solution!

10-MINUTE Audio Play. Easily adaptable for stage performance as well as audio.

When Blitzen comes down with the Caribou Croup, Christmas might be canceled--unless the reindeer and elves can find a quick solution!

Crackers for Christmas (A Reindeer Play)

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

15-MINUTE Family Holiday Comedy.
Vixen wants everything to be perfect at the annual Elfin Christmas party even if she can't rely on the other reindeer. She has no idea ...

Companion piece to "Blitzen Sneezes!"

Written for the 2025 Playwrights Thriving Secret Santa Title Exchange.

15-MINUTE Family Holiday Comedy.
Vixen wants everything to be perfect at the annual Elfin Christmas party even if she can't rely on the other reindeer. She has no idea ...

Companion piece to "Blitzen Sneezes!"

Written for the 2025 Playwrights Thriving Secret Santa Title Exchange.

The Case of the Fallen Elf (A Holiday Play) - Suitable for Live Performance or Audio

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

Can be performed as an audio play or live with an in-studio 1940s radio hour vibe.

Nick Saint, L.A. private, finds the holidays a slow time of year, until the beautiful department store elf, Marlene Dee Trick, hires him to find out why she's been framed and shelved. Two petulant elves, an evil Santa doppelganger, and a band of ubiquitous carolers will lead Nick Saint to the less-than-festive truth.

Can be performed as an audio play or live with an in-studio 1940s radio hour vibe.

Nick Saint, L.A. private, finds the holidays a slow time of year, until the beautiful department store elf, Marlene Dee Trick, hires him to find out why she's been framed and shelved. Two petulant elves, an evil Santa doppelganger, and a band of ubiquitous carolers will lead Nick Saint to the less-than-festive truth.

The Disappearing Diamonds: From The Casebook of Beak E. Baxter

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

A PLAY FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES. 15-MINUTE.

Perusal Copy and/or Production Licensing at Tiny Scripted: https://www.tinyscripted.com/on-stage

A comic spoof of 1930s and 40s hard-boiled films for young audiences. Beak E. Baxter, a tough-talking crow, and her sidekick, Chomper, a bashful fox, solve crimes from their office over the pet shop near Hollywood and Vine.

Zoom-adaptable.

A PLAY FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES. 15-MINUTE.

Perusal Copy and/or Production Licensing at Tiny Scripted: https://www.tinyscripted.com/on-stage

A comic spoof of 1930s and 40s hard-boiled films for young audiences. Beak E. Baxter, a tough-talking crow, and her sidekick, Chomper, a bashful fox, solve crimes from their office over the pet shop near Hollywood and Vine.

Zoom-adaptable.

Mañana Iguana or The Lizards Who Came to Dinner

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

ONE ACT
Either a silly modern-day parable for young audiences or a wicked satire for adults about the way we live now. Read it as you wish. Perform it with much imagination.

Non-native iguanas have invaded the small town of Dolores Springs, Florida, and the locals are not happy. Who'll win the battle to call the town their own?

ONE ACT
Either a silly modern-day parable for young audiences or a wicked satire for adults about the way we live now. Read it as you wish. Perform it with much imagination.

Non-native iguanas have invaded the small town of Dolores Springs, Florida, and the locals are not happy. Who'll win the battle to call the town their own?

The Woman at the Store (A Radio Drama)

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

A radio-style adaptation of Katherine Mansfield's classic short story. Three travelers in the Old West arrive at a desolate ranch where a woman and her child live in chilling isolation.

A radio-style adaptation of Katherine Mansfield's classic short story. Three travelers in the Old West arrive at a desolate ranch where a woman and her child live in chilling isolation.

Ashes - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

A Man. Two viruses. Climate Change. Through the story of his own personal loss, an aging man reflects on the spiraling series of losses that the world has faced and often denied in recent times.

Selected for The PlayGround Experiment's Faces of America Monologue Festival #5

A Man. Two viruses. Climate Change. Through the story of his own personal loss, an aging man reflects on the spiraling series of losses that the world has faced and often denied in recent times.

Selected for The PlayGround Experiment's Faces of America Monologue Festival #5

Broken Glass - A Solo Play

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

A soldier in Vietnam writes a letter to an old friend.

Companion piece to "Bronze Buddha - A Monologue" and "Wrong Turn - A Monologue," as well as "Final Dispatch - A Monologue,""Straightening Up - A Monologue," and "Dog Gone - A Monologue."

A soldier in Vietnam writes a letter to an old friend.

Companion piece to "Bronze Buddha - A Monologue" and "Wrong Turn - A Monologue," as well as "Final Dispatch - A Monologue,""Straightening Up - A Monologue," and "Dog Gone - A Monologue."

Bronze Buddha - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

A woman reminisces about something she inherited after her uncle's death in Vietnam.

Companion piece to "Wrong Turn - A Monologue" and "Broken Glass - A Monologue," as well as "Final Dispatch - A Monologue," "Straightening Up - A Monologue," and "Dog Gone - A Monologue."

A woman reminisces about something she inherited after her uncle's death in Vietnam.

Companion piece to "Wrong Turn - A Monologue" and "Broken Glass - A Monologue," as well as "Final Dispatch - A Monologue," "Straightening Up - A Monologue," and "Dog Gone - A Monologue."

Dog Gone - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

A man remembers a dog he never had.

Companion piece to "Final Dispatch - A Monologue," "Broken Glass - A Monologue," "Wrong Turn - A Monologue," and "Straightening Up - A Monologue"

A man remembers a dog he never had.

Companion piece to "Final Dispatch - A Monologue," "Broken Glass - A Monologue," "Wrong Turn - A Monologue," and "Straightening Up - A Monologue"

Except - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

The CEO of a small, rural hospital contemplates the new reality of the drastic, lives-altering changes his community now faces after those he voted for institute their policies.

The CEO of a small, rural hospital contemplates the new reality of the drastic, lives-altering changes his community now faces after those he voted for institute their policies.

Final Dispatch - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

A middle-aged man hashes out the past after his father's funeral.

Companion piece to "Broken Glass - A Monologue," "Straightening Up - A Monologue," "Dog Gone - A Monologue," and "Wrong Turn - A Monologue"

A middle-aged man hashes out the past after his father's funeral.

Companion piece to "Broken Glass - A Monologue," "Straightening Up - A Monologue," "Dog Gone - A Monologue," and "Wrong Turn - A Monologue"

Learning to Drive - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

"The Best Women's Stage Monologues 2024" (Smith & Kraus)

A shelter worker is chatting with their newest co-worker after an exhausting week working in a shelter for women and children escaping domestic violence.

Drawn from the actual words of real women who work for a nonprofit provider of social services, including mental health and trauma treatment, youth crisis and homeless services, domestic violence and...

"The Best Women's Stage Monologues 2024" (Smith & Kraus)

A shelter worker is chatting with their newest co-worker after an exhausting week working in a shelter for women and children escaping domestic violence.

Drawn from the actual words of real women who work for a nonprofit provider of social services, including mental health and trauma treatment, youth crisis and homeless services, domestic violence and child abuse prevention, human trafficking prevention and intervention, and justice services.

Maps or Charts - A Curmudgeon's Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

A curmudgeon of a certain age ruminates on peoples' lost sense of direction.

Written at New Play Lab Playwrights' Masterclass, Inge Festival 2022

A curmudgeon of a certain age ruminates on peoples' lost sense of direction.

Written at New Play Lab Playwrights' Masterclass, Inge Festival 2022

Mick Jagger is Eighty Years Old - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

A man. A bar. A beer. A birthday.

A man. A bar. A beer. A birthday.

Partita - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

MONOLOGUE: A violinist visits the grave of an old friend and colleague.

Gender neutral. Race neutral.

MONOLOGUE: A violinist visits the grave of an old friend and colleague.

Gender neutral. Race neutral.

Straightening Up - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

As Helen cleans up her kitchen the evening after her husband's funeral, she reflects on the complicated past and ponders a hopeful future.

Companion piece to "Final Dispatch - A Monologue," "Broken Glass - A Monologue," "Dog Gone - A Monologue," and "Wrong Turn - A Monologue"

As Helen cleans up her kitchen the evening after her husband's funeral, she reflects on the complicated past and ponders a hopeful future.

Companion piece to "Final Dispatch - A Monologue," "Broken Glass - A Monologue," "Dog Gone - A Monologue," and "Wrong Turn - A Monologue"

Viva - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

MONOLOGUE: Live or virtual. 90-year-old Joni gets ready as she waits to leave for her COVID test.

The COVID Monologues: 54 writers respond to the pandemic

MONOLOGUE: Live or virtual. 90-year-old Joni gets ready as she waits to leave for her COVID test.

The COVID Monologues: 54 writers respond to the pandemic

Wrong Turn - A Monologue

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

At a funeral, a woman on the cusp of middle age assesses the price exacted on her life by childhood events and sacrifices unwittingly made.

Companion piece to "Final Dispatch - A Monologue," "Broken Glass - A Monologue," "Dog Gone - A Monologue," and "Straightening Up - A Monologue"

At a funeral, a woman on the cusp of middle age assesses the price exacted on her life by childhood events and sacrifices unwittingly made.

Companion piece to "Final Dispatch - A Monologue," "Broken Glass - A Monologue," "Dog Gone - A Monologue," and "Straightening Up - A Monologue"

Essentials

by Robert Weibezahl

Synopsis

ONE-MINUTE. A micro-play written for The One-Minute Play Festival's "The Coronavirus Play Project."

During a perceived crisis, a calm character is infected by another character's panic.

ONE-MINUTE. A micro-play written for The One-Minute Play Festival's "The Coronavirus Play Project."

During a perceived crisis, a calm character is infected by another character's panic.