Bailey Jordan Garcia

BAILEY JORDAN GARCIA (they/he) is a playwright/actor/theatre-maker based in NYC. Their favorite work to explore usually involves the queer/trans experience and the taboo intricacies that the online world brings into our daily lives. Bailey’s worked with companies such as Atlantic Theatre Company, The Blank, Boston Theatre Company, The Bechdel Group, Cry Havoc, Ohio University, StageQ, PlayGround-NY & PlayGround-LA , and many others -- having been produced 60+ times.

Bailey is currently a part of PlayGround-NY’s monthly writer’s pool as well as Purple Light Production’s Artist Pallet Cohort.

They are under commission from Appalachian Center For The Arts to write a 60-minute anti-smoking/anti-vaping play to be toured around middle schools in Kentucky entitled, “Rosie & Brett’s Anti...

BAILEY JORDAN GARCIA (they/he) is a playwright/actor/theatre-maker based in NYC. Their favorite work to explore usually involves the queer/trans experience and the taboo intricacies that the online world brings into our daily lives. Bailey’s worked with companies such as Atlantic Theatre Company, The Blank, Boston Theatre Company, The Bechdel Group, Cry Havoc, Ohio University, StageQ, PlayGround-NY & PlayGround-LA , and many others -- having been produced 60+ times.

Bailey is currently a part of PlayGround-NY’s monthly writer’s pool as well as Purple Light Production’s Artist Pallet Cohort.

They are under commission from Appalachian Center For The Arts to write a 60-minute anti-smoking/anti-vaping play to be toured around middle schools in Kentucky entitled, “Rosie & Brett’s Anti-Smoking PowerPoint Presentation”. They’re also in PlayGround-NY’s Residency Program under commission to write a full-length about gender exploration through catfishing entitled “Clownfishing”.

Bailey has won several awards such as being a finalist for She-NYC (Eternal Contrast), a finalist for WaterWorks 2024 (“Is This Beauty”), Player’s Theatre’s Best Play (“What To Expect When You’re Expecting Our Lord and Savior”) and more!

Bailey is also the proud Co-Founder of "Fresh Binder Productions" a theatre company that aims to promote the work of transgender and gender non-conforming playwrights!

When Bailey’s not writing, he’s either seeing as much theatre as humanly possible, loitering around Bethesda Fountain, facetiming his 3-legged pup named Mushu, or working over the summers at an LGBTQ+ camp that has changed his life!

Scripts

P*do Punchers

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Synopsis: The Pedo Punchers (short for Pedophile Punchers) are a group of college-aged kids who come together and tackle pedophilia head first by luring men, exclusively from Grindr, to meet them in the back of a Walmart and exposing them on camera for thousands of followers. Tonight, this group uses a 15 year old as bait for their biggest sting ever.

Synopsis: The Pedo Punchers (short for Pedophile Punchers) are a group of college-aged kids who come together and tackle pedophilia head first by luring men, exclusively from Grindr, to meet them in the back of a Walmart and exposing them on camera for thousands of followers. Tonight, this group uses a 15 year old as bait for their biggest sting ever.

Eternal Contrast

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Two teenage girls, Regan and Vanessa, embark on a five day long road trip to honor their idols. But these idols aren’t pop stars or athletes -- they are Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris: The Columbine Shooters. As they make their way to the memorial of the 20th Anniversary of the shooting, the girls egg each other on to embrace the darkness and danger within themselves, causing death and destruction in their wake...

Two teenage girls, Regan and Vanessa, embark on a five day long road trip to honor their idols. But these idols aren’t pop stars or athletes -- they are Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris: The Columbine Shooters. As they make their way to the memorial of the 20th Anniversary of the shooting, the girls egg each other on to embrace the darkness and danger within themselves, causing death and destruction in their wake. They ask themselves, how far would you go for someone you love?

What to Expect When You're Expecting Our Lord and Savior

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Finding out you’re “with child” is a shock to any relationship, but when it’s your boyfriend telling you that he’s suddenly become pregnant with the next reincarnation of Jesus, it becomes a tad more complicated. This queer tragicomedy looks at the intricacies in relationships and faithfulness, and truly asks what can you expect when you’re expecting our lord and savior?

Finding out you’re “with child” is a shock to any relationship, but when it’s your boyfriend telling you that he’s suddenly become pregnant with the next reincarnation of Jesus, it becomes a tad more complicated. This queer tragicomedy looks at the intricacies in relationships and faithfulness, and truly asks what can you expect when you’re expecting our lord and savior?

Thanks for the Mammaries!

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

After years of wrestling with the decision, Bailey faces the challenge of having to fire their worst employees -- their boobs. And these breasts, who act like two vaudevillian old men, won't go down without a fight.

After years of wrestling with the decision, Bailey faces the challenge of having to fire their worst employees -- their boobs. And these breasts, who act like two vaudevillian old men, won't go down without a fight.

The We Heart Christopher H. Mahoney Through Time and Space Forever Club

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Best friends and middle schoolers Amanda, Hillary, and Rhys have started "The We Heart Christopher H. Mahoney Through Time and Space Forever Club" to pay homage to their crush, Christopher H. Mahoney. But when feelings may be lost, what happens to their club and their friendships?

Best friends and middle schoolers Amanda, Hillary, and Rhys have started "The We Heart Christopher H. Mahoney Through Time and Space Forever Club" to pay homage to their crush, Christopher H. Mahoney. But when feelings may be lost, what happens to their club and their friendships?

FRANK; or the possession of a teenaged bitch

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Queen Bee, Carly, gets her friends to play Truth or Dare in an old haunted house. But, Carly gets what's coming to her in the form of... a kind old man possessing her body?

Queen Bee, Carly, gets her friends to play Truth or Dare in an old haunted house. But, Carly gets what's coming to her in the form of... a kind old man possessing her body?

Spin Cycle (10 Minute Solo Piece)

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Deborah is just like every 1950s housewife: she has her husband, three children, a beautiful home, and the bright red sky above -- all is fine, except she did lose that sock in the wash yesterday, and if Henry noticed...

Deborah is just like every 1950s housewife: she has her husband, three children, a beautiful home, and the bright red sky above -- all is fine, except she did lose that sock in the wash yesterday, and if Henry noticed...

Crazy Jezebels

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

In lieu of heaven or hell, the biblical “crazy women” Eve, Jezebel, Lot’s Wife, and Lillith have been committed to a mental health residential treatment program to teach them how to behave properly, but they might have found a potential way out.

In lieu of heaven or hell, the biblical “crazy women” Eve, Jezebel, Lot’s Wife, and Lillith have been committed to a mental health residential treatment program to teach them how to behave properly, but they might have found a potential way out.

Is This Beauty

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

18 year olds Emma and Anthony fall in love, while onstage simultaneously, 15 years in the future their older selves (Charlie and Tony) attempt to figure out what to do about a crumbling marriage. Is what they have beautiful? And are they trying to save something that’s already gone?

18 year olds Emma and Anthony fall in love, while onstage simultaneously, 15 years in the future their older selves (Charlie and Tony) attempt to figure out what to do about a crumbling marriage. Is what they have beautiful? And are they trying to save something that’s already gone?

Good Bones; Or the Writing Workshop of Brutus, Cassius, Casca, and Marc Antony on the Eulogy of Julius Caesar

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

A 10 MINUTE COMEDY!

After assassinating Julius Caesar, the conspiratorial group of Brutus, Cassius, Casca, and Marc Antony workshop a speech intended to win over an angry mob and resolve the issue of Rome's power structure once and for all!

A 10 MINUTE COMEDY!

After assassinating Julius Caesar, the conspiratorial group of Brutus, Cassius, Casca, and Marc Antony workshop a speech intended to win over an angry mob and resolve the issue of Rome's power structure once and for all!

Good Good Girls

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Three 5 year olds sit, bored. They're just waiting and waiting. For what? Well to grow up, of course! The girls try to understand what it means to be a woman and what it's like to HAVE BOOBS (sorry for saying boobs...) . The piece explores the toxic feminine traits that are ingrained in us from a young age and how we learn ourself worth, through the lens of children

Three 5 year olds sit, bored. They're just waiting and waiting. For what? Well to grow up, of course! The girls try to understand what it means to be a woman and what it's like to HAVE BOOBS (sorry for saying boobs...) . The piece explores the toxic feminine traits that are ingrained in us from a young age and how we learn ourself worth, through the lens of children

@rudymocha has entered the chatroom

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

After her best friend, Margot, dies, Betsy decides to seek online revenge of their school bully, Lexi.

After her best friend, Margot, dies, Betsy decides to seek online revenge of their school bully, Lexi.

What A Doll

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

When Oliver, a trans man, comes back home to clean out his mother's attic, he get's a lesson in femininity from an old friend.

When Oliver, a trans man, comes back home to clean out his mother's attic, he get's a lesson in femininity from an old friend.

This Is Beauty

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

A choreopoem about young love in the snow.

A choreopoem about young love in the snow.

The Day Ophelia Drowned

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

A 10 minute poetry play about a voiceless writer named Ophelia and her relationships with the men in her life. (Very loosely based on Hamlet)

A 10 minute poetry play about a voiceless writer named Ophelia and her relationships with the men in her life. (Very loosely based on Hamlet)

Eve (10 Minute Version)

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

The story of Genesis through Eve's eyes

The story of Genesis through Eve's eyes

An Abstinent Orgy; or Two Pigeons Fighting Over a Hotdog

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Set in an almost completely contactless world, a few years in the future, five high-school seniors take on one of their toughest tasks -- completing a power point presentation on abstinence. The piece plays with the idea of intimacy all while only being able to connect through their zoom windows.

** written with Taylor Monet Welch

Set in an almost completely contactless world, a few years in the future, five high-school seniors take on one of their toughest tasks -- completing a power point presentation on abstinence. The piece plays with the idea of intimacy all while only being able to connect through their zoom windows.

** written with Taylor Monet Welch

Tyler Wallace's Graduation Send-Off

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Tyler Wallace has a list. No, not a bucket list, but rather, a "fuck-it list". A list of all the people he wants to make amends to -- and he's going to invite them all to a party! Between asshole jocks and a out-of-reach love interest, Tyler wants to make amends. And he'll do it by any means necessary.

Based on the Short Story: "Hallway Parasite" by Taylor Monet Welch

Tyler Wallace has a list. No, not a bucket list, but rather, a "fuck-it list". A list of all the people he wants to make amends to -- and he's going to invite them all to a party! Between asshole jocks and a out-of-reach love interest, Tyler wants to make amends. And he'll do it by any means necessary.

Based on the Short Story: "Hallway Parasite" by Taylor Monet Welch

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

On a first date, two women imagine their future together.

On a first date, two women imagine their future together.

ChuckEology

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

100 years from now, the grandchildren and great-grandchildren of the teens who quarantined themselves inside the Chuck E Cheese they worked at, still quarantined, have turned the play space into a home, sanctuary, and a church. But, their religion is challenged when a member brings some information about the outside world.

100 years from now, the grandchildren and great-grandchildren of the teens who quarantined themselves inside the Chuck E Cheese they worked at, still quarantined, have turned the play space into a home, sanctuary, and a church. But, their religion is challenged when a member brings some information about the outside world.

A Who's Done It!

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

Mr. Mayor has been murdered on Mt. Crumpet and it's up to Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch to solve the case!

*written with Eric Garcia

Mr. Mayor has been murdered on Mt. Crumpet and it's up to Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch to solve the case!

*written with Eric Garcia

Princess Bootcamp

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

In preparation for her princess birthday party, Mckenna takes it upon herself to train her classmate Julie on how to be the perfect princess. But, Julie seems to have more of an affinity for knights and dragons than balancing books on her head. 

In preparation for her princess birthday party, Mckenna takes it upon herself to train her classmate Julie on how to be the perfect princess. But, Julie seems to have more of an affinity for knights and dragons than balancing books on her head. 

The Condemnation of the High Minded

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

Synopsis

A long overdue conversation between a mother and her daughter, spanning being queer, religion, and what it means to love someone else.

A long overdue conversation between a mother and her daughter, spanning being queer, religion, and what it means to love someone else.