“ I genuinely have no idea what a Keto is, wouldn't know one if it sat on my plate of Cardoons, and Quinoa Risotto. But thankfully for our ravenous couple, they have dumped the miserable faddy foods and on to the joyous fatty ones... Oh happy days and bring on a pretentious slab of Wagyu beef, bloody and beautiful.
Vivian perfectly paints a picture of a pretentious pair's coming out party! ”

“ Now perhaps if I'd read Lermond's account of the short life of our heroine, I would have warmed more to Shakespeare himself...alas... The ghost of Desdemona gives sound advice as only a spurned, wronged and murdered wife can. But even then, with all of the benefits surely the afterlife can bestow, she is yet mystified at the actions of her slayer. But...but, a word of warning is here for any young damsel blinkered by passion... Listen to your Father! Now if only my daughters had...oh well. Another wee gem from one of my favourite playwrights. ”

“ It's been a while since Vivian has posted on here, but I forgive her my withdrawal agonies after this wee monologue. She packs in so much advice I can use for my Granddaughter that I should be paying her consultancy fees. The wise words from the older Midge to the young Eloise will, we suspect, be ignored in favor of her "hot-to-trot, lust-lovin’ hormones". This isn't written from a be-bittered older woman, but from a wise sage I suspect has given this advice often before. How Lermond packs so much into so little.... ”

“ Oh Paul...suckered! having read a few of your shorts, I was trying to figure your O'Henry twist at the end...but you got me. The dialogue between the two men gave no clues as to where this would lead, and I'm usually pretty good at being a Sherlock...got me!! Love it. ”