Recommended by David Patton

  • David Patton: Romantics Anonymous

    A woman seeks help from a 'buddy' to overcome her impulses but to paraphrase Burns..."The best laid plans..often go very wrong!"

    A woman seeks help from a 'buddy' to overcome her impulses but to paraphrase Burns..."The best laid plans..often go very wrong!"

  • David Patton: FOUR LETTER WORDS (from the CRACKED UP CHRISTMAS COLLECTION)

    With friends and a husband like Ava has, it's only a matter of time before she takes the walk of shame to the gallon of Ben and Jerry's in the Freezer.
    "Spandex to the rescue! Nothin’ like leggins’ to give a little love when you ate a lot!"
    A delicious treat from Lermond...I need second helpings!

    With friends and a husband like Ava has, it's only a matter of time before she takes the walk of shame to the gallon of Ben and Jerry's in the Freezer.
    "Spandex to the rescue! Nothin’ like leggins’ to give a little love when you ate a lot!"
    A delicious treat from Lermond...I need second helpings!

  • David Patton: Stalking Ted

    WOW! Dickson's description of unrequited love from a woman fast morphing from sane to Bunny Boiler is scary...I want to read the next chapter...Get on with it Glen!
    ps, I'm waiting...and I know where you live....

    WOW! Dickson's description of unrequited love from a woman fast morphing from sane to Bunny Boiler is scary...I want to read the next chapter...Get on with it Glen!
    ps, I'm waiting...and I know where you live....

  • David Patton: Fuck Being Good

    I can imagine a young Gordon Gekko sitting in Glen's imagined lecture absorbing the mantras! Loved it for being so bad!

    I can imagine a young Gordon Gekko sitting in Glen's imagined lecture absorbing the mantras! Loved it for being so bad!

  • David Patton: The Powder Room

    This is Speed Dating on Steroids! These two mildly dissatisfied adults, earnestly fumbling in a rest room like school kids, find, love and lose in as much time as it takes for the toilet to flush... Loved it!

    This is Speed Dating on Steroids! These two mildly dissatisfied adults, earnestly fumbling in a rest room like school kids, find, love and lose in as much time as it takes for the toilet to flush... Loved it!

  • David Patton: Joy Ride

    When "Scatter my ashes to the Four Winds" is taken far too literally by an airy fairy daughter and a Widow with her mind on anything but being a Widow!

    When "Scatter my ashes to the Four Winds" is taken far too literally by an airy fairy daughter and a Widow with her mind on anything but being a Widow!

  • David Patton: Chivalry Is

    Dickson's male character, full of booze and testosterone, make's a dreadfully bad call..and is called out! Every man's dream, or worst nightmare...depends on you dear reader

    Dickson's male character, full of booze and testosterone, make's a dreadfully bad call..and is called out! Every man's dream, or worst nightmare...depends on you dear reader

  • David Patton: CHET'S SECOND CHANCE (from the CRACKED UP CHRISTMAS COLLECTION)

    All it needed was a wee sprinkling of Fairy Dust for a man to find his nerve, that and Santa sending a little helper...or did he? we're left wondering...make up your own mind.
    Lermond serves us up a festive treat, do you believe in magic?

    All it needed was a wee sprinkling of Fairy Dust for a man to find his nerve, that and Santa sending a little helper...or did he? we're left wondering...make up your own mind.
    Lermond serves us up a festive treat, do you believe in magic?

  • David Patton: ROMANCIN' MARY MCBRIDE (from the AN IRISH HEART COLLECTION)

    Lermond yet again brings alive a cast of diverse characters, deliciously mixed with a twisted plot to make a wonderful Read. Our heroine chooses not to be a part time widow and Granny, and a full time Bon Viveur! excellent stuff Vivian!

    Lermond yet again brings alive a cast of diverse characters, deliciously mixed with a twisted plot to make a wonderful Read. Our heroine chooses not to be a part time widow and Granny, and a full time Bon Viveur! excellent stuff Vivian!

  • David Patton: CROWLEY'S CORNER (from the AN IRISH HEART COLLECTION)

    Lermond's pub scenes are to be found all across rural Ireland, and so nothing unusual in that then... Until you realise that you've been transported there thanks to her delicious dialogue and a cast of rogues!

    Lermond's pub scenes are to be found all across rural Ireland, and so nothing unusual in that then... Until you realise that you've been transported there thanks to her delicious dialogue and a cast of rogues!