Audrey Lang

Audrey Lang (she/her/hers) is a playwright, stage manager, and theatre educator born and raised in New York City. Currently, she is based in Summit County, Colorado, where she is a teaching artist in Theatre SilCo's VIVO after school program. Audrey's full-length plays include YOU HAVE TO PROMISE (2020 Pride Plays, dir. Jenna Worsham; 2023 Bay Street Theater Title Wave New Works Festival, dir. Blayze Teicher; 2021 Judith Royer Award Finalist), ALEX GETTING BETTER (2022 U.K. Premiere, Theatre Zima; 2020-2024 college, high school, community, and youth theatre productions around the U.S.), BIRDIE AND CAIT AND THE BOOK OF LIFE (2023 Jewish Plays Project Finalist; developed with Original Idiots 2020-21 and The Workshop Theater 2020), LILY INEFFABLE (2022 Jewish Plays Project Finalist, dir. Sara...

Audrey Lang (she/her/hers) is a playwright, stage manager, and theatre educator born and raised in New York City. Currently, she is based in Summit County, Colorado, where she is a teaching artist in Theatre SilCo's VIVO after school program. Audrey's full-length plays include YOU HAVE TO PROMISE (2020 Pride Plays, dir. Jenna Worsham; 2023 Bay Street Theater Title Wave New Works Festival, dir. Blayze Teicher; 2021 Judith Royer Award Finalist), ALEX GETTING BETTER (2022 U.K. Premiere, Theatre Zima; 2020-2024 college, high school, community, and youth theatre productions around the U.S.), BIRDIE AND CAIT AND THE BOOK OF LIFE (2023 Jewish Plays Project Finalist; developed with Original Idiots 2020-21 and The Workshop Theater 2020), LILY INEFFABLE (2022 Jewish Plays Project Finalist, dir. Sara Rodriguez), and BALANCÉ (2022 Rooftop Reading with Breaking & Entering Theatre Collective, dir. Sophia Egner). Other favorites: two short plays at London's Theatre503 as part of their Rapid Write Response events, two Viral Monologues with The 24 Hour Plays. She is published in the 2021 Smith & Kraus anthologies for Best Ten-Minute Plays (WHO'S MOM AND WHO'S MAMA) and Best Women's Stage Monologues (YOU HAVE TO PROMISE). Proud alum of MCC Theater Youth Company Playwriting Lab and Ithaca College (B.A. Theatre Studies), 2017 SPACE on Ryder Farm resident. In addition to her work teaching elementary school students with Theatre SilCo, Audrey has also taught playwriting at the high school level for Bronx Science in NYC and Peak School in Frisco, CO. www.audreyglang.com

Scripts

You Have To Promise

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Seventeen-year-olds Maeve and Nessa have been best friends their entire lives. Three months ago, they discovered what they had was more than a friendship. When they decide to come out to their families together, Nessa's father kicks her out and the girls scramble to come up with a solution, all the while lying to Maeve's stepmother Rachael and trying to dream their way to being grown-up.

Seventeen-year-olds Maeve and Nessa have been best friends their entire lives. Three months ago, they discovered what they had was more than a friendship. When they decide to come out to their families together, Nessa's father kicks her out and the girls scramble to come up with a solution, all the while lying to Maeve's stepmother Rachael and trying to dream their way to being grown-up.

Birdie and Cait and the Book of Life

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

[JEWISH PLAYS PROJECT FINALIST 2023] “On Rosh Hashanah it is inscribed, and on Yom Kippur it is sealed.” When Birdie’s mother dies and her older sister Annika relocates her from New York to London, the sacred Jewish words she’s heard year after year during the High Holidays start to ring truer than ever before. She enlists her new friend Caitriona to help her on a quest to find the Book of Life, as Annika and...

[JEWISH PLAYS PROJECT FINALIST 2023] “On Rosh Hashanah it is inscribed, and on Yom Kippur it is sealed.” When Birdie’s mother dies and her older sister Annika relocates her from New York to London, the sacred Jewish words she’s heard year after year during the High Holidays start to ring truer than ever before. She enlists her new friend Caitriona to help her on a quest to find the Book of Life, as Annika and Cait’s sister Siobhan struggle to parent their teenage siblings. But can Birdie really pull off the miracle she’s hoping for before the gates close on Yom Kippur?

New draft as of 06.01.2021

alex getting better

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

[U.K. PREMIERE JUNE 2022] College sophomore Alex tries to sort through the reemergence of an old trauma as she spends time with middle school friends, revisits former stomping grounds, and with help from her therapist, finds the words for what happened to her in seventh grade.

**Not written as a Zoom play, but translates easily to an online platform.

[U.K. PREMIERE JUNE 2022] College sophomore Alex tries to sort through the reemergence of an old trauma as she spends time with middle school friends, revisits former stomping grounds, and with help from her therapist, finds the words for what happened to her in seventh grade.

**Not written as a Zoom play, but translates easily to an online platform.

Balancé

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Does life move on while you sit on the couch and watch "Dance Moms"? Ivy's mom Leigh, who used to be a vibrant high school drama teacher, lies in her bedroom all day most days, depressed after losing her job. But Ivy's starting to think that when she flicks through the channels mindlessly, it's not as different as she'd like to believe. While her best friends Kaley and Soph rehearse two ballet performances, and...

Does life move on while you sit on the couch and watch "Dance Moms"? Ivy's mom Leigh, who used to be a vibrant high school drama teacher, lies in her bedroom all day most days, depressed after losing her job. But Ivy's starting to think that when she flicks through the channels mindlessly, it's not as different as she'd like to believe. While her best friends Kaley and Soph rehearse two ballet performances, and her older sister Nicole pursues a romance, Ivy struggles to find something, anything, to grab onto--whether it's the hope of returning to dance class, the possibility of getting her driver's license, or the remote chance that maybe her mom will get better in time for next year's Nutcracker.

Lily Ineffable

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

[JEWISH PLAYS PROJECT FINALIST 2022] In the last two weeks of her run in the kids' ensemble of "Matilda," Lily makes the amulet of the Jewish mythological figure Lilith for a social studies project. She feels a kinship with Lilith that she can't explain to her friends, her sister, or her sister's girlfriend--a kinship she doesn't understand herself until she learns that Adam, the adult cast member she used to...

[JEWISH PLAYS PROJECT FINALIST 2022] In the last two weeks of her run in the kids' ensemble of "Matilda," Lily makes the amulet of the Jewish mythological figure Lilith for a social studies project. She feels a kinship with Lilith that she can't explain to her friends, her sister, or her sister's girlfriend--a kinship she doesn't understand herself until she learns that Adam, the adult cast member she used to have a crush on, is coming back to "Matilda" as an emergency sub.

Karate Girls Are The Toughest

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

In the girls' changing room of a karate dojo in New York City, Addie, Lea, Rowen, Stella, and Joni are each other's fiercest competitors and fiercest supporters, maneuvering through tournaments, crushes, and the NYC high school application process.

In the girls' changing room of a karate dojo in New York City, Addie, Lea, Rowen, Stella, and Joni are each other's fiercest competitors and fiercest supporters, maneuvering through tournaments, crushes, and the NYC high school application process.

Indoor Voices

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Sophie and Carina are having a Kid. Sophie’s fifth-grade students Janie and Avery are having their first crushes...on each other. When Janie’s twin brother Dylan and his best friend Noah push Janie and Avery too far, the girls have to figure out what this means for their friendship (which could be something more), and Sophie has to decide how much of herself she’s willing to reveal to show her students it’s okay...

Sophie and Carina are having a Kid. Sophie’s fifth-grade students Janie and Avery are having their first crushes...on each other. When Janie’s twin brother Dylan and his best friend Noah push Janie and Avery too far, the girls have to figure out what this means for their friendship (which could be something more), and Sophie has to decide how much of herself she’s willing to reveal to show her students it’s okay to be themselves.

Rye Bread

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Rye (short for Riley) is a precocious sort-of high school graduate, trying to find meaning and purpose in the summer internship she's been forced to do for her cousin Tessa to make up the credit for her failed Econ class. But what meaning and purpose is there really to an office with rats running around and a fellow intern who won't let her so much as sit down at the computer? Her moms "Dr. Kate" and "Rabbi...

Rye (short for Riley) is a precocious sort-of high school graduate, trying to find meaning and purpose in the summer internship she's been forced to do for her cousin Tessa to make up the credit for her failed Econ class. But what meaning and purpose is there really to an office with rats running around and a fellow intern who won't let her so much as sit down at the computer? Her moms "Dr. Kate" and "Rabbi Rachel" want her to stick it out, but Rye's not sure that even a goal as important as graduating high school can get her through this summer. 

Dear Anna

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Anna is Mallaigh's lifeline--her big sister, her best friend, the one person she trusts more than anyone else, the only one who can calm her down and understand her. But as Anna grows up, she starts to pull away from Mallaigh in favor of other relationships. Liz, a teacher at Anna and Mallaigh's high school, becomes the fulcrum in a delicate balancing act of secrets.

Anna is Mallaigh's lifeline--her big sister, her best friend, the one person she trusts more than anyone else, the only one who can calm her down and understand her. But as Anna grows up, she starts to pull away from Mallaigh in favor of other relationships. Liz, a teacher at Anna and Mallaigh's high school, becomes the fulcrum in a delicate balancing act of secrets.

a/in/the/of

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Sisters Jaden and Miranda discover their relationship is strained when they return Jaden's books to the campus bookstore ahead of Jaden's college graduation and Miranda's soon-to-follow middle school graduation.

Sisters Jaden and Miranda discover their relationship is strained when they return Jaden's books to the campus bookstore ahead of Jaden's college graduation and Miranda's soon-to-follow middle school graduation.

Sierra Nevada

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Sierra's teacher tries to find out why she "BS'ed" a writing assignment on the story of her name, and what might be going on at home.

Sierra's teacher tries to find out why she "BS'ed" a writing assignment on the story of her name, and what might be going on at home.

who's mom and who's mama

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Sasha and Noelle, about to adopt their first child, deal with their hopes and anxieties far from home.

Sasha and Noelle, about to adopt their first child, deal with their hopes and anxieties far from home.

something you might not know about me

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Part 1 of ALEX GETTING BETTER, originally written as a stand-alone ten-minute play. After remembering a sexual assault from her childhood, Alex, now a college student, meets up with her middle school friend Jennie on their winter break to get some answers.

** Not written as a Zoom play, but translates easily to an online platform.

Part 1 of ALEX GETTING BETTER, originally written as a stand-alone ten-minute play. After remembering a sexual assault from her childhood, Alex, now a college student, meets up with her middle school friend Jennie on their winter break to get some answers.

** Not written as a Zoom play, but translates easily to an online platform.

For This Panic Attack

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

For This Panic Attack takes the audience through Nix's panic attack on her walk through New York City to meet her wife, Milo, at their daughter Hannie's school for the school musical.

For This Panic Attack takes the audience through Nix's panic attack on her walk through New York City to meet her wife, Milo, at their daughter Hannie's school for the school musical.

The Real Witch

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

12-year-old veteran trick-or-treater Sydney meets first-timer Bel when they run directly into each other, both dressed as witches, on Halloween. Sydney's worried that this will be her last year trick-or-treating, but Bel has a secret that will change Sydney's mind. Is anyone ever too old to have some Halloween fun?

12-year-old veteran trick-or-treater Sydney meets first-timer Bel when they run directly into each other, both dressed as witches, on Halloween. Sydney's worried that this will be her last year trick-or-treating, but Bel has a secret that will change Sydney's mind. Is anyone ever too old to have some Halloween fun?

CS Minor

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

College junior Frankie just needs Nick, her minor advisor, to let her into Introduction to Data Structures so she can graduate on time. When Nick starts talking about department hierarchies, she realizes this is going to be more complicated than she thought. **Written with both Zoom and in-person stage directions.**

College junior Frankie just needs Nick, her minor advisor, to let her into Introduction to Data Structures so she can graduate on time. When Nick starts talking about department hierarchies, she realizes this is going to be more complicated than she thought. **Written with both Zoom and in-person stage directions.**

Sylvie's Bat Mitzvah

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Yael, a Hebrew school teacher, meets with the mother of one of her students, and is surprised to learn she doesn't want her daughter to have a bat mitzvah.

Yael, a Hebrew school teacher, meets with the mother of one of her students, and is surprised to learn she doesn't want her daughter to have a bat mitzvah.

The Well of Miriam (monologue - 2 versions)

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

What if everything we knew about Moses and Miriam crossing the Red Sea was wrong? A lesbian take on a story we all think we know from the Old Testament.

Written for The 24 Hour Plays Viral Monologues - Round Fourteen: Pride Plays.

What if everything we knew about Moses and Miriam crossing the Red Sea was wrong? A lesbian take on a story we all think we know from the Old Testament.

Written for The 24 Hour Plays Viral Monologues - Round Fourteen: Pride Plays.

Graphing Calculator (monologue)

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Mr. Schwartzman, everyone's favorite algebra teacher even though they'd never admit it, reminds his students what to bring to the Regents exam.

Written for The 24 Hour Plays Viral Monologues - Round 29.

Mr. Schwartzman, everyone's favorite algebra teacher even though they'd never admit it, reminds his students what to bring to the Regents exam.

Written for The 24 Hour Plays Viral Monologues - Round 29.

Leia's Moms (monologue)

by Audrey Lang

Synopsis

Fifteen-year-old Leia video chats with her older sister Lizzie from her foster mothers' home to tell her she's getting adopted.

Fifteen-year-old Leia video chats with her older sister Lizzie from her foster mothers' home to tell her she's getting adopted.