Lizzy Santana

Lizzy Santana (she/they) is a writer and actor from Wellington, Kansas. She holds an MFA in Playwriting from The University of New Orleans. As a writer she gravitates towards mythology and horror, but also has a love for hyper-realism. She has had her work read at multiple conferences, including the Mid-America Theatre Conference, the William Inge Theatre Festival, New Works@TheWorks, and the Kennedy Center American College Theater Festival. You can follow her writing journey and other shenanigans on Instagram (@elozerbethh).

Lizzy Santana (she/they) is a writer and actor from Wellington, Kansas. She holds an MFA in Playwriting from The University of New Orleans. As a writer she gravitates towards mythology and horror, but also has a love for hyper-realism. She has had her work read at multiple conferences, including the Mid-America Theatre Conference, the William Inge Theatre Festival, New Works@TheWorks, and the Kennedy Center American College Theater Festival. You can follow her writing journey and other shenanigans on Instagram (@elozerbethh).

Scripts

Peanut Butter Spoons

by Lizzy Santana

Synopsis

Three friends sit at a sleepover when one of them drops the news that her boyfriend has been cheating on her.

Three friends sit at a sleepover when one of them drops the news that her boyfriend has been cheating on her.

THE WORM

by Lizzy Santana

Synopsis

In an effort to make Matilda more appealing to the eyes of a handsome and wealthy man, her mother has drugged her with the latest innovation in women's beauty products—the tapeworm egg. However, the worm is a parasite before it is a tool, something its victims are forcibly reminded of as they lose more than weight to its jaws.

In an effort to make Matilda more appealing to the eyes of a handsome and wealthy man, her mother has drugged her with the latest innovation in women's beauty products—the tapeworm egg. However, the worm is a parasite before it is a tool, something its victims are forcibly reminded of as they lose more than weight to its jaws.

Camp Bludshed

by Lizzy Santana

Synopsis

Camp Bernie Sullivan has a bloody reputation, but it has been swept under the rug for years.

It's 1985. Six teens are hired to work as counselors at an infamous camp, and they are expecting a summer of fun, sex, and lots of tanning. But when they realize the sixth counselor is missing, the chef doesn't speak, and the doors don't lock, they begin to realize something is afoot. Blood, guts, gore! It's the 80s...

Camp Bernie Sullivan has a bloody reputation, but it has been swept under the rug for years.

It's 1985. Six teens are hired to work as counselors at an infamous camp, and they are expecting a summer of fun, sex, and lots of tanning. But when they realize the sixth counselor is missing, the chef doesn't speak, and the doors don't lock, they begin to realize something is afoot. Blood, guts, gore! It's the 80s, baby!

Please Hold for Zombie Invasion

by Lizzy Santana

Synopsis

Oh, those pesky zombies. What are you supposed to do if one breaks into the house again? TeleZom can help! This help center will be by your side 'til the very end during this outbreak. Just don't forget to shut the door behind you.

Oh, those pesky zombies. What are you supposed to do if one breaks into the house again? TeleZom can help! This help center will be by your side 'til the very end during this outbreak. Just don't forget to shut the door behind you.

Thank You For Coming

by Lizzy Santana

Synopsis

A former couple tries to secure their friendship and what it means to move forward after seeing each other for the first time in a few years.

A former couple tries to secure their friendship and what it means to move forward after seeing each other for the first time in a few years.

Anonymous

by Lizzy Santana

Synopsis

In 534 BCE, a young, ambitious woman named Omnipane hears about the new upcoming “tragedy contests,” where writers are encouraged to submit their tragic plays to be performed. Unfortunately for her, women are not allowed to enter. In a fit of rage and prayer, she calls for help to the Gods, hoping that one might hear her cries for help. One does – the fearless drunkard Dionysus. He takes pity on Omnipane, giving...

In 534 BCE, a young, ambitious woman named Omnipane hears about the new upcoming “tragedy contests,” where writers are encouraged to submit their tragic plays to be performed. Unfortunately for her, women are not allowed to enter. In a fit of rage and prayer, she calls for help to the Gods, hoping that one might hear her cries for help. One does – the fearless drunkard Dionysus. He takes pity on Omnipane, giving her the ability to enter the contests… by turning her into a man. Now, Omnipane must go undercover as a man named Anonymous, and navigate falling in love with a young woman while also wanting to turn back into her former self.

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Medusa, Modern Woman

by Lizzy Santana

Synopsis

Everyone has heard of the mythological figure Medusa. Everyone knows that she was a villain with snakes for hair and a gaze that could kill. But is that really her story? What is known of us is only a sliver of our reality. This play explores the untold history of Medusa, and how her story is not so unlike the stories of women in the modern day.

Everyone has heard of the mythological figure Medusa. Everyone knows that she was a villain with snakes for hair and a gaze that could kill. But is that really her story? What is known of us is only a sliver of our reality. This play explores the untold history of Medusa, and how her story is not so unlike the stories of women in the modern day.

Just Us Two and the World Outside

by Lizzy Santana

Synopsis

A couple at the end of the world has to decide whether or not to continue their journey or to step out into the unknown.

A couple at the end of the world has to decide whether or not to continue their journey or to step out into the unknown.

A Baby's Cry

by Lizzy Santana

Synopsis

A man reminisces on when his wife was pregnant and his preparation to becoming a father.

A man reminisces on when his wife was pregnant and his preparation to becoming a father.

Pitch Black

by Lizzy Santana

Synopsis

Two men test the limits of their friendship as they attempt to survive being stranded in a mysterious forest.

Two men test the limits of their friendship as they attempt to survive being stranded in a mysterious forest.