“ A very realistic look on two teenagers who are on the cusp of something that neither of them seem to understand. The dialogue is real, the characters are fully fleshed out in just two pages. It feels like looking in on a perfectly imperfect slice of life. I love how Malakhow treats these characters--their voices are truly excellent. ”

“ Dark and funny and gutting. I'm not going to forget about this monologue any time soon. I didn't want to read it, it was frightening, but I couldn't stop--and now I can't stop thinking about it. Wow. Excellent. ”

“ Lyrical and fascinating. I saw this play at the Samuel French OOB festival and I couldn't get it out of my head. It's strangely unsettling, but also widely funny--and very important piece of art written fascinatingly and irresistibly. The structure is marvelous and unique and the play has this way of really getting under your skin and inspiring tremendous feeling, maybe that you don't understand, but I dare you to read this play and feel nothing. The moment I finished seeing it, I needed to read it. So read it. It's fantastic. ”

“ I absolutely love this play. Each of the four characters is so well-defined and thought out. It's absolutely laugh-out-loud hilarious, but more than that, it is an absolutely scathing look at the words we use to define women. Seriously, I wanted to give a standing ovation at the discussion of how being a woman is offensive. This is a fantastic play written by a fantastic writer, and EVERYBODY needs to read it, or, better yet, see it. ”