“ Oh. My. God. This play is savage. Riveting, horrifying, and savage. Because, truthfully, children ARE savage, and Hansen has painted a chilling portrait of children at their most utterly savage. I'm glad I read it in the morning, and not right before I went to sleep. ”

“ Profoundly disturbing, and written in a matter-of-fact way that underlines how chilling this world is, despite the roaring fire at the center of the play. For that fire exists to burn books, which is to burn both knowledge and cherished memories. A truly heartbreaking, harrowing, and unfortunately necessary work, one of Osmundsen’s bleakest, and best. ”

“ This is one of the wittiest, funniest, and most elegant plays about love I’ve read in quite a while. That its two lovers are a mortal and a vampire, each longing for what the other one has — ie: life vs. immortality — adds an underlying sense of pathos to the comedy which lets the script come alive with dazzling, bubbly force. Highly recommended. ”

“ A delightful family/generational comedy drama, "Pork Roll, Egg & Cheese" piles on the issues facing a not-so-politically correct 20th Century man as he tries to negotiate his way through an Uber-sensitive 21st century world. Cavanaugh skillfully maneuvers through the various troubles and traumas his multi-plot script generates, and the laughs are genuine (if sometimes decidedly NOT politically correct) and the feels are real. Oh, and if you're not familiar with Pork Roll, a number of us know it better as Taylor Ham. Whatever it's called, it's delicious. Like this play. ”