“ Absolutely hilarious! As someone who studied the german language for a hot minute years ago and was completely baffled by it, this is funny because, in addition to it being hilarious, it is so true. It works on all the levels, from dialog to character to insider theatre jokes to physical opportunities. I hope someone snatches up this play and puts it on! Preferably at an Oktoberfest! ”

“ They say that teachers have seen everything and this play presents two teachers on recess duty who have TRULY seen everything! I laughed so hard! If you have a festival of Halloween shorts, you are going to want this play. Absolutely hilarious! ”

“ I had the pleasure of catching the Seattle Shakespeare's production of this play and my mind is still reeling! (In a good way!) One of the delicious things about Shakespeare is he presents humanity as it exists, not necessarily how we would like humanity to be. And Keiko has taken All's Well and explored it in a modern context, dissecting the relationships of that play in human terms. Really brilliant! It would be a great companion piece to All's Well in a season! ”

“ You know the short story, The Monkeys Paw? Well, take that curse, stick it in a Olive Garden, give it a soupcon of Grand Guignol, and you've got this play!! So twisted, so warped, so brilliant! If you're putting together Halloween programming and are looking for something original, here's your script. You will never look at breadsticks the same! ”