Of Garden Gnomes and Other Tragedies by
23 Dec. 2020
Thank you for taking me to another place. Another place entirely. A place filled with feral Golden Retrievers, rhododendrons with a human past, grand battles with mystical creatures in the back yard... Rife with details like: "And all because a fallen angel had a one-night tryst in the forest with a
chimeric pony-starfish-demon under the wrong moon, resulting in an offspring they
found unlovable... " I'll never again look at a garden gnome without lascivious thoughts. Deliciousness on a whole new level!